We post our childhood highlights.

[Trini]

There are some rocks in part of my front yard that are very dirty and grimy. But on the inside, they were very beautiful and shiny. Even though they were obviously worth nothing, my friend and I broke some open, and brought the pieces to school next day. Fooling dozens of children into to thinking that we were rich.   caterpie;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Is that when Jesus became your personal savior? isuckpenis

huh

[6M69I69B9]

There are some rocks in part of my front yard that are very dirty and grimy. But on the inside, they were very beautiful and shiny. Even though, they were obviously worth nothing, my friend and I broke some open and brought the pieces to school next day. Fooling dozens of children into to thinking that we were rich.   caterpie;

i lol'd

i did that once

[Feynman]

I'm sure you're all aware of my shit story.

Anyway... when I was around 6 I was playing around and the house and bumped my head on the wall. Apparently, it was such a bad hit that I was bleeding. The next thing I know, I'm in excruciating pain in my uncle's car and my mom's whispering "It's going to be ok". I close my eyes again and wake up facing the ceiling with blurry faces looking down on me while an Indian-accented doctor pours a liquid on my forehead giving me the worse pain I ever felt. I beg for "no more" and the doctor promises "no more" but he continues one more time and puts something on my face--putting me to sleep... I then wake up in a room with most of my family and they take me home for recovery. I still have the scars on my forehead, the place where I had stitches.

[Selkie]

Oh my god tell me someone remembers this...


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[Trini]

Oh my god tell me someone remembers this...


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WTF is that? 

[Daddy]

Anal sex at 8.

Pretty much sums it up.

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

Anal sex at 8.

Elaboration would be nice.

[6M69I69B9]

I'm sure you're all aware of my shit story.

Anyway... when I was around 6 I was playing around and the house and bumped my head on the wall. Apparently, it was such a bad hit that I was bleeding. The next thing I know, I'm in excruciating pain in my uncle's car and my mom's whispering "It's going to be ok". I close my eyes again and wake up facing the ceiling with blurry faces looking down on me while an Indian-accented doctor pours a liquid on my forehead giving me the worse pain I ever felt. I beg for "no more" and the doctor promises "no more" but he continues one more time and puts something on my face--putting me to sleep... I then wake up in a room with most of my family and they take me home for recovery. I still have the scars on my forehead, the place where I had stitches.

indian : *pours liquid*

bassir as a kid : *bassir wakes up. he sees he's in a white room getting some tingy on his face*  please no mow. no mow.

indian : ok, *pours more*, now shut the fuck up

bassir as a kid :*wakes up*  where am i?

bassir's mom : recovery room

 
i lol'd when i imagined that

[Daddy]

Elaboration would be nice.

Okay, explanation here.
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[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

Okay, explanation here.
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Christ, just tell me the god damn story, you god damn jew.

[Daddy]

Christ, just tell me the god damn story, you god damn jew.

I'll have to go find it. 

http://valentrinne.com/boyah/index.php?topic=6771.0 explained in that thread.

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

I'll have to go find it. 

http://valentrinne.com/boyah/index.php?topic=6771.0 explained in that thread.

Nacho.

[Daddy]

Nacho.

HER BROTHER WAS ON THE BED UNDER US. 

[Socks]

I rushed into the room too fast while my cousins GF (at the time) was changing and got to see one tit and one ass cheek for a good few seconds when I was 7. From that day on I was hooked...