ITT We discuss fights we had in school.
One time in sixth grade there was some kid who bothered me a lot and one day we were all in line coming back from lunch he said something about my mom(I forget what) so I turned around and punched him in the face. It echoed throughout the hallway and everyone turned around and the teacher was like "You too, get over" I turned around and walked slowly towards her like a total badass(it was pretty funny). The kid punched me in the back and I kept walking. spam;
I got sent to the office. A few kids told me that he was crying. doodella; Soon after the principal called both of us into her office and she was like "Did you start the fight?" to the kid, he replied "no", so she asked me and I said no, she asked him if I was telling the truth and he said I was so she was like "That means you started it. You get 2 days of detention for lying to me." baddood;
There is the story of how I punched a kid in the face and he got in trouble.
All my fights were boring and I lost one of them
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I usually just shoot the muthafuckas. doodthing;
Only thing I had that was close to a fight was in the middle of cooking class when this one annoying fat wigga kept punching my shoulder, saying "Whatchu gonna do?" because he knew I didn't like fighting, but eventually he just made my blood boil, and I back knuckled him right across his jaw. He just stood there shocked, and never messed with me again, and even tried to be my friend for some reason... Such a fat dumbass...
Quote from: V on February 07, 2008, 04:19:05 PM
I usually just shoot the muthafuckas. doodthing;
Speaking of shootings...
There was one next to the school I went to in fourth grade, we were at recess and heard gunshots.
We ran like bitches doodthing;
JMV and YPR, those are awesome stories. wub;
Unfortunately, I don't have any fighting tales since girls suck and only tease each other until they develop an eating disorder. baddood;
Quote from: Pyrate on February 07, 2008, 04:24:33 PM
JMV and YPR, those are awesome stories. wub;
Unfortunately, I don't have any fighting tales since girls suck and only tease each other until they develop an eating disorder. baddood;
you apparently don't know any nigras
I've only been in one fight.
I was about to punch this kid in the face, but before I could he bit my nipple. >.<
Quote from: ME86 on February 07, 2008, 04:28:05 PM
I've only been in one fight.
I was about to punch this kid in the face, but before I could he bit my nipple. >.<
...i don't know what to say first
so i'll just say roflmao
Quote from: Bushybrow on February 07, 2008, 04:26:25 PM
you apparently don't know any nigras
nope :'(
Quote from: ME86 on February 07, 2008, 04:28:05 PM
I was about to punch this kid in the face, but before I could he bit my nipple. >.<
And you caught the gay.
Quote from: ME86 on February 07, 2008, 04:28:05 PM
I've only been in one fight.
I was about to punch this kid in the face, but before I could he bit my nipple. >.<
Is that when your sexuality became apparent?
Not really fights but I've punched two guys in the face.
The first time, me and my friend were trying to play Mario Kart DS in our science class and this other kid kept on blowing my cover by knocking my backpack off the table. I told him to stop but he wouldn't and so after about the 4th time I punched him in the face. It was weird cause like I didn't even think about it. I just did it.
The other time was in the same year, I was in line for something and I felt really sick and my head hurt. This one kid flicked my ear and I told him "Dude, stop." and he did it again. "Dude, STOP!" and he did a third time and I just turned around and punched him. I went home after and threw up.
wait ME86
did he bite through your shirt or was your shirt off? befuddlement
Quote from: Pyrate on February 07, 2008, 04:52:31 PM
wait ME86
did he bite through your shirt or was your shirt off? befuddlement
He bit it through my shirt, he actually ripped the part of my shirt where he bit too. gonk;
It was bleeding like crazy. wry
Quote from: ME86 on February 07, 2008, 04:54:49 PM
He bit it through my shirt, he actually ripped the part of my shirt where he bit too. gonk;
It was bleeding like crazy. wry
ow... wtf is wrong with that kid?
Quote from: ME86 on February 07, 2008, 04:28:05 PM
I've only been in one fight.
I was about to punch this kid in the face, but before I could he bit my nipple. >.<
wtf is this shit?
I lol'd.
Seriously though, I never fought in school before. This guy twice my size kept bothering me of the across the room. So I walked over him and slapped him upside his head. And he didn't bother me anymore.
Quote from: MARIOMANIAC21 on February 07, 2008, 04:59:56 PM
You fought olol_gcf. badass
Or that Wigga from NSF... I forget his name, he's really retarded though...
I've never even been close to a fight ever in my life befuddlement
Quote from: ME86 on February 07, 2008, 05:03:00 PM
Or that Wigga from NSF... I forget his name, he's really retarded though...
Phatyo?
I do have a fight story though,
my mom said that when she was in HS a girl bit another girls boob right off.
Quote from: Selkie on February 07, 2008, 05:06:43 PM
I do have a fight story though,
my mom said that when she was in HS a girl bit another girls boob right off.
The whole boob? That doesn't seem physically possible
One time this kid stole my juicebox, so I threw him in the sandbox and kicked sand in his face.
That was last October, he was one ballsy 5 year old, but I think he learned his lesson.
Quote from: Bushybrow on February 07, 2008, 04:26:25 PM
you apparently don't know any nigras
The only fight I ever was going to have was one of those girls. She never showed up. She kept calling me girl and it pissed me off.
I guess one technically, but I don't really consider it a fight. There's this one kid that sits at our lunch area because he's a friend of some of my other friends, but is only liked by those two people, everyone really doesn't like him. Anyway he always does the stupidest "pranks" that just get people pissed off, and he is the only one that thinks they are funny. So one day at lunch he starts pissing me off, and then he tries to put me in a headlock. I put him in a headlock, got out of his, and then slammed his head against a brick wall. I went to throw a punch with my left hand, put only clipped the back of his head because his brother and his friend pulled me off as I went to hit him. It was cool though because his brother actually shook my hand and thanked me a few minutes later, because he knew he brother was being retarded and deserved it.
too many, one involed someone biting me then i smacked him in the face, then the bell rang and i left. it was the end of the day. caterpie;
Quote from: KonohaShinobi. on February 08, 2008, 12:36:37 PM
I guess one technically, but I don't really consider it a fight. There's this one kid that sits at our lunch area because he's a friend of some of my other friends, but is only liked by those two people, everyone really doesn't like him. Anyway he always does the stupidest "pranks" that just get people pissed off, and he is the only one that thinks they are funny. So one day at lunch he starts pissing me off, and then he tries to put me in a headlock. I put him in a headlock, got out of his, and then slammed his head against a brick wall. I went to throw a punch with my left hand, put only clipped the back of his head because his brother and his friend pulled me off as I went to hit him. It was cool though because his brother actually shook my hand and thanked me a few minutes later, because he knew he brother was being retarded and deserved it.
I think I remember reading this story at nsider. baddood;
Quote from: Ronald Rollins on February 08, 2008, 12:49:52 PM
I think I remember reading this story at nsider. baddood;
I do believe I posted it at nsider in a thread about getting into fights.
I have not fought. People leave me along, I think because I never smile at school so it makes me look pissed.