I went to the dance. I was waiting outside for my dumb shit friends to arrive. Each car that drove by I thought it was finally them.
I thought oh no what if they are already in?
Well, I couldn't find out the easy way by going in because once you go in and leave you can't get back in.
So I found out the hard way, I checked every car in the parking lot to see if his was there.
I finally found them, sitting in the car. The windows were white with steam.
I ran up and slammed mt face into the driver's side window to give a little scare, then I got in.
My friend generously made me a bottle of rum. I drank half, being the pussy I am because I didn't want to lose self control and get caught trying to get in.
Therefore I felt absolutely nothing.
Finally, we went in, after my one friend's freshman brother finished up all the drinks and took a piss and almost get hit by a car.
We arrive, the place is kind of hopping but not really.
I go up to a girl and dance with her. Take note this is the first time I ever did that. We danced. I felt sorry but she was probably the worst dancer ever.
The song was over. I had my eye on a very bodacious senior. With boobs like two softballs only soft, and an ass like Mount Everest.
My shit friend got her first. A slutty but hot senior then came and danced with me.
She did that 3 times. Yes, major slut, but she had a nice round ass and a perfect little nose.
I never found the bodacious senior after that. She must have left.
I later danced with some more girls. One gave me an enormous boner. I knew she felt it too because as it enlarged she grinded deeper into my crotch area with her ass.
Then it ended. All in all it was a big step up from previous dances of dancing with nobody at all.
Moral of the story: You don't really need alcohol to have a good time. yay how nice
i thought you were a christian selkie or were you lying
Quote from: Lawlz on January 11, 2008, 08:34:38 PM
i thought you were a christian selkie or were you lying
I am a christian, therefore I believe I shouldn't let Jesus's death be in vein and do shit like this. caterpie;
Quote from: Selkie on January 11, 2008, 08:35:52 PM
I am a christian, therefore I believe I shouldn't let Jesus's death be in vein and do shit like this. caterpie;
Yep, Jesus died so you can get felt up by high school sluts.
Love your ethics, selkie.
Good story. With drugs and alcohol at my school, they're really cracking down hard now. We have a lot of kids on drugs. A couple ODed on heroine and horse tranqualizer. You cans till drink I get into the dances but there are security guards with an eye out when you first walk in. Anyways, our dances suck though. Eevryone hates them :(
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on January 11, 2008, 08:37:44 PM
Yep, Jesus died so you can get felt up by high school sluts.
Love your ethics, selkie.
You act as if I stripped naked and began pounding their anus.
Quote from: Selkie on January 11, 2008, 08:39:06 PM
You act as if I stripped naked and began pounding their anus.
You might as well have.
Quote from: W4W1 on January 11, 2008, 08:38:46 PM
Good story. With drugs and alcohol at my school, they're really cracking down hard now. We have a lot of kids on drugs. A couple ODed on heroine and horse tranqualizer. You cans till drink I get into the dances but there are security guards with an eye out when you first walk in. Anyways, our dances suck though. Eevryone hates them :(
Last dance they tried to totally outlaw grinding.
That really worked. They didn't even bother this dance.
Quote from: Selkie on January 11, 2008, 08:40:31 PM
Last dance they tried to totally outlaw grinding.
That really worked. They didn't even bother this dance.
They tried that too, they ended up not caring though
And I don't even bother going to dances because I hate listening to niggers sing about their dicks and having filthy whores rubbing parts of me besides my head.
The only dance I ever went to was my 5th grade graduation one. powerofone;
Quote from: Lawlz on January 11, 2008, 08:44:29 PM
And I don't even bother going to dances because I hate listening to niggers sing about their dicks and having filthy whores rubbing parts of me besides my head.
i wish they played good rap at those but the average american sux so they don't like it.
I never gone to any of my school dances. befuddlement So meh, but nice story none the less.
are you the idiot who thought finding your parents' alcohol and drinking it was part of growing up?
"dude i totally almost b0ned that hot senior dude let's go smoke weed"
yeah, you're an idiot
Other than the drinking part, sounds like a fun night.
That's pretty similar to homecoming for me. I danced with like 4 different girls, got offered tons of beer/weed of which i took none and almost got laid powerofone;. Too bad its our last dance untill June edumacate;
Did you drink at the last dances?
mt face?
oh god I lol'd.
I've never been to a public school dance, but I can assure you that private middle school dances blow. I just went for the free food.
My Christian school has "Banquets" because dancing is evil. I'm not exaggerating. One of my teachers really said it is.
Quote from: Houdini on January 11, 2008, 10:24:58 PM
I've never been to a public school dance, but I can assure you that private middle school dances blow. I just went for the free food.
Public school dances are mostly pretty shitty too. I went to a couple, and I mostly ended up just sitting around talking to my friends, usually turning down dances but getting up every once in a while to go out there. Dancing at those things really just isn't fun.
Quote from: Kaz on January 11, 2008, 10:27:09 PM
Public school dances are mostly pretty shitty too. I went to a couple, and I mostly ended up just sitting around talking to my friends, usually turning down dances but getting up every once in a while to go out there. Dancing at those things really just isn't fun.
I figured. At least public school dances usually have enough people to make IRL trolling an option.
Quote from: True Christian on January 11, 2008, 09:02:08 PM
are you the idiot who thought finding your parents' alcohol and drinking it was part of growing up?
"dude i totally almost b0ned that hot senior dude let's go smoke weed"
yeah, you're an idiot
Uhm, I have never smoked weed and never will, and almost everyone here knows that.
Quote from: Selkie on January 12, 2008, 05:28:35 AM
Uhm, I have never smoked weed and never will, and almost everyone here knows that.
you might as well because you sound like a real idiot
Quote from: True Christian on January 12, 2008, 09:24:47 AM
you might as well because you sound like a real idiot
All teenagers are idiots by nature.
I didn't drink enough to even get a slight buzz because I didn't want to risk getting caught and getting suspended for 2 weeks.
All my other friends got totally drunk.
Why am I the idiot?
story sux
Quote from: Selkie on January 12, 2008, 10:14:06 AM
All teenagers are idiots by nature.
I didn't drink enough to even get a slight buzz because I didn't want to risk getting caught and getting suspended for 2 weeks.
All my other friends got totally drunk.
Why am I the idiot?
All teenagers? whatever helps you sleep at night bitch
DUDE I ONLY DO WHAT MY FRIENDS DO DUDE
EVEN THOUGH I WANT TO PRESERVE MY VIRGIN BRAIN CELLS I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE THEY WERE
Quote from: True Christian on January 12, 2008, 12:41:48 PM
All teenagers? whatever helps you sleep at night bitch
DUDE I ONLY DO WHAT MY FRIENDS DO DUDE
EVEN THOUGH I WANT TO PRESERVE MY VIRGIN BRAIN CELLS I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE THEY WERE
Holy shit you don't get it.
I DIDN'T drink. I had like 2 sips then decided I wouldn't, while they continued to drink their share and mine added to it.
Jesus christ did you even read the post?
Quote from: Selkie on January 12, 2008, 12:57:45 PM
Holy shit you don't get it.
I DIDN'T drink. I had like 2 sips then decided I wouldn't, while they continued to drink their share and mine added to it.
Jesus christ did you even read the post?
then why do you even hang out with them?
Quote from: Selkie on January 12, 2008, 12:57:45 PM
Holy shit you don't get it.
I DIDN'T drink. I had like 2 sips then decided I wouldn't, while they continued to drink their share and mine added to it.
Jesus christ did you even read the post?
I thought you had like half a bottle...
Quote from: True Christian on January 12, 2008, 12:59:19 PM
then why do you even hang out with them?
That's freaking reta
rded. I'm not gonna not hang out with certain people because they drink psyduck;
Quote from: Selkie on January 12, 2008, 01:06:08 PM
That's freaking retarded. I'm not gonna not hang out with certain people because they drink psyduck;
so why DO YOU hang out with them?
i wouldn't want to get in a wreck because of some dumbass "friend" of mine
Quote from: Selkie on January 12, 2008, 12:57:45 PM
Holy shit you don't get it.
I DIDN'T drink. I had like 2 sips then decided I wouldn't, while they continued to drink their share and mine added to it.
Jesus christ did you even read the post?
Sounds like it tasted bad maps;
Quote from: True Christian on January 12, 2008, 01:08:14 PM
so why DO YOU hang out with them?
i wouldn't want to get in a wreck because of some dumbass "friend" of mine
Because they are my friends? I don't know, whyever the hell people hang out with people.
Also, if I didn't drink, and they did, they wouldn't "wreck" me because I wasn't drinking...
Unless you mean a car crash wreck, in which, no, they aren't retard
ed enough to drink and drive, and I'm not retar
ded enough to get in the car with them if they did.
Quote from: Selkie on January 12, 2008, 01:12:07 PM
Because they are my friends? I don't know, whyever the hell people hang out with people.
Also, if I didn't drink, and they did, they wouldn't "wreck" me because I wasn't drinking...
Unless you mean a car crash wreck, in which, no, they aren't retarded enough to drink and drive, and I'm not retarded enough to get in the car with them if they did.
you were in a car when they were drinking
why are they your friends?
Quote from: True Christian on January 12, 2008, 01:16:07 PM
you were in a car when they were drinking
why are they your friends?
We were parked in the parking lot
there's no way you read the original post
Quote from: Caz on January 12, 2008, 12:59:30 PM
I thought you had like half a bottle...
Quote from: Selkie on January 11, 2008, 08:33:19 PM
My friend generously made me a bottle of rum. I drank half, being the pussy I am because I didn't want to lose self control and get caught trying to get in.
Looks like
Quote from: Selkie on January 12, 2008, 01:19:34 PM
Half was not even enough to get me slightly buzzed.
Half a bottle of rum is more than enough to get you buzzed
Can have up to 10 times the amount of alcohol percentage as beer.
Quote from: Selkie on January 12, 2008, 01:18:38 PM
We were parked in the parking lot
there's no way you read the original post
yes but they could have driven away
oh i read it
you seem to live on getting buzzed and b0ning hot seniors
even though everyone knows you're a virgin
but i don't
i live on videogames
above the influence
You guys shut up.
Quote from: True Christian on January 12, 2008, 01:22:16 PM
yes but they could have driven away
oh i read it
you seem to live on getting buzzed and b0ning hot seniors
even though everyone knows you're a virgin
but i don't
i live on videogames
above the influence
I simply live life and experience all the stages so I have stories to tell and lessons to teach when I am older.
Quote from: Selkie on January 12, 2008, 02:06:00 PM
I simply live life and experience all the stages so I have stories to tell and lessons to teach when I am older.
that'll get you killed pretty early
Quote from: True Christian on January 12, 2008, 02:06:42 PM
that'll get you killed pretty early
But if I live I will have something to remember caterpie;
Quote from: Selkie on January 12, 2008, 02:08:08 PM
But if I live I will have something to remember caterpie;
cool
guys i'm a virgin :[
Quote from: Lonely Rolling Star on January 12, 2008, 05:52:41 PM
You don't have to be. yes;
i was told that anal sex isn't losing it.
if it is, then im so lucky