The Story of Tonight

[Selkie]

I went to the dance. I was waiting outside for my dumb shit friends to arrive. Each car that drove by I thought it was finally them.

I thought oh no what if they are already in?

Well, I couldn't find out the easy way by going in because once you go in and leave you can't get back in.

So I found out the hard way, I checked every car in the parking lot to see if his was there.

I finally found them, sitting in the car. The windows were white with steam.

I ran up and slammed mt face into the driver's side window to give a little scare, then I got in.

My friend generously made me a bottle of rum. I drank half, being the pussy I am because I didn't want to lose self control and get caught trying to get in.

Therefore I felt absolutely nothing.

Finally, we went in, after my one friend's freshman brother finished up all the drinks and took a piss and almost get hit by a car.

We arrive, the place is kind of hopping but not really.

I go up to a girl and dance with her. Take note this is the first time I ever did that. We danced. I felt sorry but she was probably the worst dancer ever.

The song was over. I had my eye on a very bodacious senior. With boobs like two softballs only soft, and an ass like Mount Everest.

My shit friend got her first. A slutty but hot senior then came and danced with me.

She did that 3 times. Yes, major slut, but she had a nice round ass and a perfect little nose.

I never found the bodacious senior after that. She must have left.

I later danced with some more girls. One gave me an enormous boner. I knew she felt it too because as it enlarged she grinded deeper into my crotch area with her ass.

Then it ended. All in all it was a big step up from previous dances of dancing with nobody at all.



Moral of the story: You don't really need alcohol to have a good time. yay how nice

[ncba93ivyase]

i thought you were a christian selkie or were you lying

[Selkie]

i thought you were a christian selkie or were you lying

I am a christian, therefore I believe I shouldn't let Jesus's death be in vein and do shit like this.  caterpie;

[KonohaShinobi]

I am a christian, therefore I believe I shouldn't let Jesus's death be in vein and do shit like this.  caterpie;

Yep, Jesus died so you can get felt up by high school sluts.
Love your ethics, selkie.

[wawi]

Good story. With drugs and alcohol at my school, they're really cracking down hard now. We have a lot of kids on drugs. A couple ODed on heroine and horse tranqualizer. You cans till drink I get into the dances but there are security guards with an eye out when you first walk in. Anyways, our dances suck though. Eevryone hates them

[Selkie]

Yep, Jesus died so you can get felt up by high school sluts.
Love your ethics, selkie.

You act as if I stripped naked and began pounding their anus.

[KonohaShinobi]

You act as if I stripped naked and began pounding their anus.

You might as well have.

[Selkie]

Good story. With drugs and alcohol at my school, they're really cracking down hard now. We have a lot of kids on drugs. A couple ODed on heroine and horse tranqualizer. You cans till drink I get into the dances but there are security guards with an eye out when you first walk in. Anyways, our dances suck though. Eevryone hates them

Last dance they tried to totally outlaw grinding.

That really worked. They didn't even bother this dance.

[wawi]

Last dance they tried to totally outlaw grinding.

That really worked. They didn't even bother this dance.

They tried that too, they ended up not caring though

[ncba93ivyase]

And I don't even bother going to dances because I hate listening to niggers sing about their dicks and having filthy whores rubbing parts of me besides my head.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

The only dance I ever went to was my 5th grade graduation one.

[Daddy]

And I don't even bother going to dances because I hate listening to niggers sing about their dicks and having filthy whores rubbing parts of me besides my head.

i wish they played good rap at those but the average american sux so they don't like it.

[ME##]

I never gone to any of my school dances.  So meh, but nice story none the less.

[Nyerp]

are you the idiot who thought finding your parents' alcohol and drinking it was part of growing up?

"dude i totally almost b0ned that hot senior dude let's go smoke weed"

yeah, you're an idiot

[strongbad]

Other than the drinking part, sounds like a fun night.
That's pretty similar to homecoming for me. I danced with like 4 different girls, got offered tons of beer/weed of which i took none and almost got laid  . Too bad its our last dance untill June  edumacate;