Poll
Question:
do you smoke?
Option 1: no it's fucking retarded
votes: 32
Option 2: YES I'M HOOKED ON PHONICS
votes: 4
Option 3: shitburgers
votes: 7
never smoked don't plan to pseudo;
Vote anything other than "no" and you're banned. :|
Quote from: Lawlz on January 01, 2008, 01:26:09 PM
Vote anything other than "no" and you're banned. :|
i voted no wub;
No.
@ lawlz caterpie;
I am really, really tempted to add a "shitburgers" option.
The first two pretty much imply the same thing. The first one is blatant, and the second option is sarcastic.
Quote from: Houdini on January 01, 2008, 01:27:08 PM
I am really, really tempted to add a "shitburgers" option.
go ahead.
"no it's fucking retarted " Add vote plz.
Quote from: Bassir C. on January 01, 2008, 01:28:03 PM
The first two pretty much imply the same thing. The first one is blatant, and the second option is sarcastic.
i'm showing how it would be perceived by someone who didn't smoke so #2 is actually yes.
Nope, it's fucking disgusting.
Quote from: unwelc0med on January 01, 2008, 01:29:15 PM
i'm showing how it would be perceived by someone who didn't smoke so #2 is actually yes.
The retardation of it makes it mean the opposite of what you actually want it to mean.
Quote from: Bassir C. on January 01, 2008, 01:31:47 PM
The retardation of it makes it mean the opposite of what you actually want it to mean.
ok then i'll edit it...
i dont smoke tobacco, or chew it, but...
Nope
It's fucking sick. No matter what you smoke.
Quote from: Classic on January 01, 2008, 02:05:35 PM
It's fucking sick. No matter what you smoke.
wut about cocks
Quote from: fag on January 01, 2008, 02:11:18 PM
stfu gtfo sob
OH GOD WHY DO NSIDERS AND YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO USE SOME MANY GOD DAMN ACRONYMS?! wry
No, I am not a fucking moron.
smoking is for retards
On occasions, but not too much.
Maybe.
No, but I suppose I inhale enough of it when I go to my one friend's house... Both of his parents smoke constantly, and he used to joke about how it was stupid, but then he tried one and now even he smokes on occassion (though not nearly as much as his parents).
Quote from: Dahlia on January 05, 2008, 03:06:28 PM
it releeves stress and make me populer :|
oh in that case i smmoke sausages because they're tastee
Quote from: Godot on January 05, 2008, 03:07:03 PM
oh in that case i smmoke sausages because they're tastee
I smoke hams because I'm not jewish :|
balloon
i...i mean shitburgers...yeah
Meh no. Never saw a point to.
Smoking is for dipshits who don't value their lungs, and their life. You can DIE from smoking.
Well, you can die from complications of diseases CAUSED by smoking...
Quote from: Qualanx on January 05, 2008, 04:49:52 PM
Smoking is for dipshits who don't value their lungs, and their life. You can DIE from smoking.
Well, you can die from complications of diseases CAUSED by smoking...
You can die from riding your bike. I guess those dipshits that try to get into shape, don't really value their life much. befuddlement
I smoked some marlboro lights. Mmmmm.
Quote from: Dahlia on January 05, 2008, 05:06:57 PM
I smoked some marlboro lights. Mmmmm.
You're not serious, right? gonk;
I don't and certainly never will smoke stuff, unless that cooking method counts.
Quote from: bluaki on January 05, 2008, 05:14:33 PM
You're not serious, right? gonk;
I don't and certainly never will smoke stuff, unless that cooking method counts.
Yes.
[spoiler]Secondhand smoke. edumacate;[/spoiler]
Quote from: Dahlia on January 05, 2008, 05:15:37 PM
[spoiler]Secondhand smoke. edumacate;[/spoiler]
From who?
Quote from: Trini on January 05, 2008, 05:06:25 PM
You can die from riding your bike. I guess those dipshits that try to get into shape, don't really value their life much. befuddlement
Sir, those dipshits are the ones who ride their bikes into traffic.
Only the stupid ride their bikes into traffic.
soo. you gonna ban me?
Quote from: prettygirl on January 05, 2008, 10:59:18 PM
soo. you gonna ban me?
We can just hope you die a horrible death so that your children aren't born mentally retarded and have to deal with your idiotic addiction.
Quote from: Lawlz on January 05, 2008, 11:01:22 PM
We can just hope you die a horrible death so that your children aren't born mentally retarded and have to deal with your idiotic addiction.
we can only pray, right?
well. i don't know about you guys, but i sure as hell can't wait.
Quote from: prettygirl on January 05, 2008, 11:02:23 PM
we can only pray, right?
well. i don't know about you guys, but i sure as hell can't wait.
Praying will do no good as there is nothing to pray to. You'll have a couple years of suffering and wish you could have your life back, but then your fellow addicted friends will be like "oh well lol" and the intelligent ones will move on and realize you just made some awful mistakes and then your corpse will rot for a couple of months and you'll be gone forever.
Quote from: Lawlz on January 05, 2008, 11:04:20 PM
Praying will do no good as there is nothing to pray to. You'll have a couple years of suffering and wish you could have your life back, but then your fellow addicted friends will be like "oh well lol" and the intelligent ones will move on and realize you just made some awful mistakes and then your corpse will rot for a couple of months and you'll be gone forever.
can't hardly wait. BRING ON THE PARTY.
I think you should add an "i dont care" option.
I dont think its retarded, but i dont think its smart.
Now, i'm not all "ZOMG SMOKEENG KELZ YU YUR GUNNA DAI", but I has asthma, so, i dont smoke.
Quote from: prettygirl on January 05, 2008, 11:07:08 PM
can't hardly wait. BRING ON THE PARTY.
i love little rebels like you, always sticking it to the man
Quote from: Lawlz on January 05, 2008, 11:09:13 PM
i love little rebels like you, always sticking it to the man
yup. we're the best.
you're really missing out.
Quote from: Lawlz on January 05, 2008, 11:01:22 PM
We can just hope you die a horrible death so that your children aren't born mentally retarded and have to deal with your idiotic addiction.
Smoking has NOTHING to do with Child defects.
My mom smoked THE WHOLE TIME she was pregnant with me, and I'm a straight A student, taking advanced classes, and Learning Japanese.
I turned out, just, SOOO bad.
Quote from: M!ppo on January 05, 2008, 11:12:14 PM
Smoking has NOTHING to do with Child defects.
My mom smoked THE WHOLE TIME she was pregnant with me, and I'm a straight A student, taking advanced classes, and Learning Japanese.
I turned out, just, SOOO bad.
http://pediatrics.about.com/od/birthdefects/f/smoking.htm
also have you ever noticed that parents that smoke almost always have an asthmatic child
Quote from: prettygirl on January 05, 2008, 11:10:53 PM
yup. we're the best.
you're really missing out.
no, i look forward to living a fine life and not to a horrible death covered in my own feces under some bridge
Quote from: Lawlz on January 05, 2008, 11:14:40 PM
http://pediatrics.about.com/od/birthdefects/f/smoking.htm
also have you ever noticed that parents that smoke almost always have an asthmatic child?
I guess you got me on that, but I hate it when people at school preach and bitch about how bad smoking is, when they dont know anything about it. When we have assemblies, they try to say that if my mom smoked, that im retarded. No mattter that my grades are higher than most peoples at the school.
D= I hate Fucktards. Who are THEY to say that it isnt good enough for ME?
Quote from: M!ppo on January 05, 2008, 11:18:18 PM
I guess you got me on that, but I hate it when people at school preach and bitch about how bad smoking is, when they dont know anything about it. When we have assemblies, they try to say that if my mom smoked, that im retarded. No mattter that my grades are higher than most peoples at the school.
D= I hate Fucktards. Who are THEY to say that it isnt good enough for ME?
problem is, you are retarded :|
No. Never have, and never will.
I'd rather live my life without wasting time, money, and health on something without any high or benefits.
Smoking is expensive.
also, if smoking is so bad, why doesnt the government ban it? Cause they make too much money. In georgia they have a new law of taxing a dollar a pack of cigarettes.
Quote from: M!ppo on January 05, 2008, 11:55:22 PM
Smoking is expensive.
also, if smoking is so bad, why doesnt the government ban it? Cause they make too much money. In georgia they have a new law of taxing a dollar a pack of cigarettes.
profits often come first, but the government is taking measures to help protect those of us that are able to think
Quote from: Lawlz on January 05, 2008, 11:59:59 PM
profits often come first, but the government is taking measures to help protect those of us that are able to think
I do hope that post wasnt meant to be serious.
Quote from: M!ppo on January 06, 2008, 12:00:38 AM
I do hope that post wasnt meant to be serious.
how so
Quote from: Lawlz on January 06, 2008, 12:01:28 AM
how so
"taking measures to protect those of us able to think"
Wow.
SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU MIPPO YOU FUCKING RETARD
Quote from: True Christian on January 06, 2008, 06:37:12 AM
SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU MIPPO YOU FUCKING RETARD
Oh, yes. Gues what?? My mom has been smoking for 17 years. not one lung OR heart problem, at all.
SMOKING IZ TEJH KILLUHZ!!11!SHIFT+!1!!1!111ZOMGWTFBBQ!11
You guys M!ppo has conviced me im going to start smoking and help our troops.
Quote from: M!ppo on January 06, 2008, 07:15:54 AM
Oh, yes. Gues what?? My mom has been smoking for 17 years. not one lung OR heart problem, at all.
SMOKING IZ TEJH KILLUHZ!!11!SHIFT+!1!!1!111ZOMGWTFBBQ!11
how do you know? are you your mom's doctor?
Quote from: True Christian on January 06, 2008, 07:25:16 AM
how do you know? are you your mom's doctor?
I'm pretty sure I would know if she was having cancer.
Quote from: M!ppo on January 06, 2008, 07:31:12 AM
I'm pretty I would know if she was having cancer.
So now being pretty automatically makes you a doctor? :P
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 07:33:14 AM
So now being pretty automatically makes you a doctor? :P
You're trying to hit on me?
wtf.
And, no, I'm not a doctor. If my mom continually coughed, complained about her chest hurting, among other things, I think i would know something is up.
Quote from: M!ppo on January 06, 2008, 07:34:54 AM
You're trying to hit on me?
wtf.
And, no, I'm not a doctor. If my mom continually coughed, complained about her chest hurting, among other things, I think i would know something is up.
You made a typo silly.
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 07:41:28 AM
You made a typo silly.
Oh, sorry. I meant to write "pretty sure". Ima go edit it.
Quote from: M!ppo on January 06, 2008, 07:44:51 AM
Oh, sorry. I meant to write "pretty sure". Ima go edit it.
And you thought i was hitting you. HA!
:P
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 07:46:05 AM
And you thought i was hitting you. HA!
:P
You said I was pretty. I didnt know what to think 0_o.
Quote from: M!ppo on January 06, 2008, 07:47:05 AM
You said I was pretty. I didnt know what to think 0_o.
Thats not exactly what i said...
0___________________________________o
so anyway im just going to restate what i said earllier and say smoking is for assholes
also zayna's dumb lollolololollolo
Quote from: M!ppo on January 06, 2008, 12:01:59 AM
"taking measures to protect those of us able to think"
Wow.
Not permitting smoking in restaurants in many jurisdictions does protect wise citizens. Applying a tobacco tax does too.
Quote from: M!ppo on January 06, 2008, 07:31:12 AM
I'm pretty sure I would know if she was having cancer.
Ask her to run for a mile and see how long it takes for her to collapse.
PROTIP: You can count the seconds on one hand.
Quote from: Lawlz on January 06, 2008, 09:29:35 AM
Not permitting smoking in restaurants in many jurisdictions does protect wise citizens. Applying a tobacco tax does too.Ask her to run for a mile and see how long it takes for her to collapse.
PROTIP: You can count the seconds on one hand.
"Not permitting" smoking isnt going to stop one. You can ban smoking, but that would only want to make people try it more. People want what they cant have.
Applying a tobacco tax is just so the government can jew more money out of America. Again, people want what they cant have. Applying a one dollar tax per pack will say "I wonder what all the fuss is about". *Tries cigarette. Gets addicted. Gives more money to the government*.
If smoking is SO bad and causes SO many diseases, why not ban it?
because it doesn't actually give you diseases cancer is a sign of perfect health
Quote from: True Christian on January 06, 2008, 11:26:41 AM
because it doesn't actually give you diseases cancer is a sign of perfect health
You need out of this conversation.
They try to put it like smoking is the sole cause of cancer. In reality, it isn't. Hell, I could get lung cancer or something tomorrow. There's always the possbility. If we're all gonna die, how are
they going to say that it isn't good enough for
me..?
Quote from: M!ppo on January 06, 2008, 11:29:49 AM
You need out of this conversation.
They try to put it like smoking is the sole cause of cancer. In reality, it isn't. Hell, I could get lung cancer or something tomorrow. There's always the possbility. If we're all gonna die, how are they going to say that it isn't good enough for me..?
cancer doesn't just happen randomly dumbass psyduck;
you can even take precautions and try to prevent breast cancer and stuff
Quote from: True Christian on January 06, 2008, 11:34:47 AM
cancer doesn't just happen randomly dumbass psyduck;
you can even take precautions and try to prevent breast cancer and stuff
Here, let me massage my breasts.
Quote from: M!ppo on January 06, 2008, 11:23:37 AM
"Not permitting" smoking isnt going to stop one. You can ban smoking, but that would only want to make people try it more. People want what they cant have.
Applying a tobacco tax is just so the government can jew more money out of America. Again, people want what they cant have. Applying a one dollar tax per pack will say "I wonder what all the fuss is about". *Tries cigarette. Gets addicted. Gives more money to the government*.
If smoking is SO bad and causes SO many diseases, why not ban it?
Probably for the same reason they don't develop cancer cures, for the money.
Quote from: True Christian on January 06, 2008, 11:34:47 AM
cancer doesn't just happen randomly dumbass psyduck;
you can even take precautions and try to prevent breast cancer and stuff
Actually, it can just happen randomly.
Either that, or there are so many things tht cause it that it is impossible to totally prevent it.
Quote from: fag on January 06, 2008, 11:37:46 AM
Actually, it can just happen randomly.
Either that, or there are so many things tht cause it that it is impossible to totally prevent it.
well, i guess, but i don't think LUNG cancer comes out of nowhere
Quote from: True Christian on January 06, 2008, 11:39:13 AM
well, i guess, but i don't think LUNG cancer comes out of nowhere
Meh. I guess I was wrong about LUNG cancer, but yeah.
Take Andrew McMahon for example.
Quote from: M!ppo on January 06, 2008, 11:40:31 AM
Meh. I guess I was wrong about LUNG cancer, but yeah.
Take Andrew McMahon for example.
who's that
Quote from: True Christian on January 06, 2008, 11:47:39 AM
who's that
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_McMahon
I'm sorry, he got lukemia.
Quote from: M!ppo on January 06, 2008, 11:23:37 AM
"Not permitting" smoking isnt going to stop one. You can ban smoking, but that would only want to make people try it more. People want what they cant have.
Applying a tobacco tax is just so the government can jew more money out of America. Again, people want what they cant have. Applying a one dollar tax per pack will say "I wonder what all the fuss is about". *Tries cigarette. Gets addicted. Gives more money to the government*.
If smoking is SO bad and causes SO many diseases, why not ban it?
a poor man that spends hundreds of dollars a month to feed an addiction is going to take a heavy hit when he pays double that due to a government tax and more than likely is going to end up smoking less or end up going into debt
also there are plenty of people in america addicted to marijuana but even more are addicted to tobacco. guess which one is illegal. the legal one is easier to access so all the little kiddies go for it first. if they somehow derive pleasure from that, a few go up to illegal drugs like marijuana which cost more and are harder to obtain but are more pleasureful.
a tax repels others from trying it because they see it as a pain in the ass. most people don't do cocaine and it's not really a coincidence that it's pretty damn expensive. i'm sure if it was as cheap as tobacco there would be plenty more coke addicts.
high price doesn't always equate to high demand
Also, your mother hates you.
Quote from: M!ppo on January 06, 2008, 11:49:25 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_McMahon
I'm sorry, he got lukemia.
yeah but mainly it's chemicals, drugs, and radiation that cause cancer
you homophobe
Quote from: fag on January 06, 2008, 11:37:46 AM
Actually, it can just happen randomly.
Either that, or there are so many things tht cause it that it is impossible to totally prevent it.
there is usually something that causes the cells to go insane and cause cancerous tissue to form
uv rays for skin cancer, ash and all that bologna for lung cancer, excessive protein can lead to colon cancer, sweet n low causes cervical cancer, etc.
Quote from: Lawlz on January 06, 2008, 11:52:52 AM
a poor man that spends hundreds of dollars a month to feed an addiction is going to take a heavy hit when he pays double that due to a government tax and more than likely is going to end up smoking less or end up going into debt
also there are plenty of people in america addicted to marijuana but even more are addicted to tobacco. guess which one is illegal. the legal one is easier to access so all the little kiddies go for it first. if they somehow derive pleasure from that, a few go up to illegal drugs like marijuana which cost more and are harder to obtain but are more pleasureful.
a tax repels others from trying it because they see it as a pain in the ass. most people don't do cocaine and it's not really a coincidence that it's pretty damn expensive. i'm sure if it was as cheap as tobacco there would be plenty more coke addicts.
high price doesn't always equate to high demand
Also, your mother hates you.
Haha. Right.
I guess we have different views on the way people think.
Quote from: M!ppo on January 06, 2008, 11:56:13 AM
Haha. Right.
I guess we have different views on the way people think.
how many people do you know own ferraris
they're expensive so shouldn't everyone own one psyduck;
or does most everyone you see own something like a honda civic or some shitty ford because it's cheap
Quote from: Lawlz on January 06, 2008, 11:58:16 AM
how many people do you know own ferraris
they're expensive so shouldn't everyone own one psyduck;
or does most everyone you see own something like a honda civic or some shitty ford because it's cheap
That isnt a valid argument.
You honestly cant compare Cars to Cigarettes. Thats like 10,000$ to 10$.
Quote from: M!ppo on January 06, 2008, 12:00:35 PM
That isnt a valid argument.
You honestly cant compare Cars to Cigarettes. Thats like 10,000$ to 10$.
Ah, but coal mining is so much better than smoking.
All the smoke I could ever want, and they're paying me. They even give you a complementary canary as a gift :||
Quote from: M!ppo on January 06, 2008, 12:00:35 PM
That isnt a valid argument.
You honestly cant compare Cars to Cigarettes. Thats like 10,000$ to 10$.
$10 a day really adds up when you have a family to support and bills. Some 17 year old rebel with no bills may make $80 a week to support it, but a guy trying to care for his kids and a low paying job will have some trouble. Why do you think young people tend to have nice vehicles as well as retired 60 year old men with no more kids? They tend to have money to toss around and spend it on whatever pleases them.
Quote from: Lawlz on January 06, 2008, 12:05:27 PM
$10 a day really adds up when you have a family to support and bills. Some 17 year old rebel with no bills may make $80 a week to support it, but a guy trying to care for his kids and a low paying job will have some trouble. Why do you think young people tend to have nice vehicles as well as retired 60 year old men with no more kids? They tend to have money to toss around and spend it on whatever pleases them.
Well, yeah, but thats only if you have a spouse. Thats when you get sucked dry.
Quote from: M!ppo on January 06, 2008, 12:09:25 PM
Well, yeah, but thats only if you have a spouse. Thats when you get sucked dry.
And that's when some people learn their kids are more important than an addiction.
Yours didn't.
Quote from: Lawlz on January 06, 2008, 12:10:28 PM
And that's when some people learn their kids are more important than an addiction.
Yours didn't.
Dont be a dick. You cannot make assumtions about my parents. You've never met them.
Quote from: M!ppo on January 06, 2008, 12:11:43 PM
Dont be a dick. You cannot make assumtions about my parents. You've never met them.
i dont want cancer tyvm :|
Quote from: Lawlz on January 06, 2008, 11:56:00 AM
there is usually something that causes the cells to go insane and cause cancerous tissue to form
uv rays for skin cancer, ash and all that bologna for lung cancer, excessive protein can lead to colon cancer, sweet n low causes cervical cancer, etc.
Yeah but like I said it's impossible t prevent ALL causes of cancer, unless you live in a bubble.
Then probably they will find that living in bubbles causes cancer
Quote from: Lawlz on January 06, 2008, 12:12:36 PM
i dont want cancer tyvm :|
And what the fuck makes you think I'll get cancer?
Quote from: M!ppo on January 06, 2008, 12:15:24 PM
And what the fuck makes you think I'll get cancer?
It's called secondhand smoke, dumbass.
Quote from: Lozal on January 06, 2008, 12:40:52 PM
It's called secondhand smoke, dumbass.
My mom is actually decent enough to not smoke around me. Except for in her car. >:(
Quote from: M!ppo on January 06, 2008, 12:48:22 PM
My mom is actually decent enough to not smoke around me. Except for in her car. >:(
lol secondhand smoke is like a thousand times worse in cars
Never did, never will.
Quote from: Pyrate on January 06, 2008, 01:43:14 PM
lol secondhand smoke is like a thousand times worse in cars
Yep. Because there's no way for the smoke to escape, making you breathe it in more than you would outside.
Yay for family members unwillingly causing your death.
Quote from: Lozal on January 06, 2008, 02:23:57 PM
Yep. Because there's no way for the smoke to escape, making you breathe it in more than you would outside.
Yay for family members unwillingly causing your death.
maybe they're doing it on purpose befuddlement
No. I tried a cigarette once, and it was neither pleasant nor something that I think looks particularly "cool".
I used to smoke weed somewhat frequently, although I haven't in months and don't really plan to any time soon. I've found better ways to spend my money and treat reality blissfully (no, not harder drugs).
Quote from: Valentrinne on January 06, 2008, 02:42:22 PM
No. I tried a cigarette once, and it was neither pleasant nor something that I think looks particularly "cool".
I used to smoke weed somewhat frequently, although I haven't in months and don't really plan to any time soon. I've found better ways to spend my money and treat reality blissfully (no, not harder drugs).
congrats magician;
I would never resort to having to use drugs to achieve a desirable state of mind.
Quote from: Lawlz on January 01, 2008, 01:26:09 PM
Vote anything other than "no" and you're banned. :|
ban me faggot