A while back, I made an epic fan-fic on the entirety of Boyah becoming lost on an island with a mystery why they crashed and who did it. Of course, it got really odd in the end but I thought it ended well. But, I did not like most of the chapters.
Speficially, the beginning and some of the middle. The end... Eh. I want to remake it. I promise an epic fan-fic with almost all of Boyah in it. The interesting people, of course. Well, I'm not going to be in it but I'm interesting, anyway. LET'S GET IT STARTED.
The Prologue of the One they call Kaz
Kazooie-Banjo turned on his laptop. He muttered to himself, "Dammit, what are these spots on my penis?" Kaz ignored his Michael Jackson-like penis and went to Boyah. He looked on the News board because everyone checks that board out when they first log on. Lawlz had just announced major news. Kaz cheered as Lawlz had planned for a trip to go to Japan to visit a hentai factory to fap to.
He looked on the date for when they leave for the airport. It was today. Kaz screamed like a girlish girl and asked his mom for a ride. Kaz's mother screamed, "SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU LITTLE ACCIDENT! I'M WATCHING DR. PHIL ON PARENTING!" Kaz retreated and had to find an alternate means of transportation. Kaz searched and finally found his way to the airport... His magic box.
Kaz went into the box and began to press the sides to make it speed up. His mother came into his room and screeched, "YOU MOTHERFUCKER! GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING BOX!" Kaz cried to his mother, "Why, Mom, why? Why can't you just take me to the airport to go to Japan?" His mother smiled, "Wait... You're going to leave? For a couple of days? You know what? I think I can give you a ride now, Kaz."
Kaz's mother threw him into the backseat. She was going 80 in a 30 miles per hour road. Kaz asked, "Mom, are you drunk?" Kaz's mother turned around, slapped him, and screamed, "NOT ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH YOU, YOU SHIT!" Kaz's mother finally got to the airport and threw him out of the car. Kaz had made it. He could finally get to the plane to leave with his fellow Boyaholics to Japan. He checked his watch. Kaz smiled and thought to himself, "Hah, made it here with two hours to go. I'm good."
Kaz went up to check in and gave the man his ticket. The man looked at the ticket and said, "Uh, sir, this is for Wenesday. It's Monday." Kaz screamed, "WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS?" The man gave Kaz his ticket. Kaz said, "Shit. Can I borrow your phone, sir?" Kaz called his mother up and asked, "Hey, Mom, it turns out I got the wrong date. It's actually for Wenesday. Silly, huh? Can you come pick me up?" Kaz's mother said, "I wasted enough gas for you today. Looks like you're staying there, you stupid shit. See ya." Kaz heard the familar click of the phone.
Kazooie-Banjo went to a bench, popped a few of his happy pills in his mouth, and went to sleep.
Sucks without me.
Sucks without me.
MOAR PROLOGUE: FEATURING CURRENT STUD JMV AND BANNED STUD SILVERHAWK
NOTE: FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES OF THIS FANFIC, JMV AND SILVERHAWK ARE RELATED AND SILVERHAWK IS BANT. THAT IS ALL.
JMV was struggling to pick a nice shirt for the trip. Silverhawk entered his room and sniffled. JMV turned around and said, "Look, I tried to protect you from getting banned but, no, Mr. Fancy Pants Eminem had to ban you for something as trivial as 'trolling' and whatnot. Not my fault."
Silver cried, "Smuggle me on the plane." JMV said, "How the fuck am I going to do that?" Silver suggested, "Eat me." JMV said, "Are you high, Silver?" Silver said, "Not enough." JMV said, "Well, maybe, we have a briefcase we can hide you in or something." Silver said, "How about that one in the closet?" JMV proclaimed, "My God, Silver, we can do that! Alright, let's find out how pliable you are."
As it turns out, Silverhawk was a world class gymnast. He was also highly trained in the art of ribbon spinning. Silver was able to fit into the suitcase easily. Silver screamed from the confines of the suitcase, "Make sure I don't get sent to Singapore or something." JMV said, "Whatever."
After driving to the airport, JMV brought the suitcase to check in and passed Kazooie-Banjo, sleeping on a bench. JMV went up to Kaz and screamed, "TIME TO GET UP, BITCH CUNT!" Many women in the lobby gave JMV the evil eye as Kaz awoke. Kaz said, "Hey, JMV... Just tried some of my happy pills. Is it time to go?" JMV smiled, "Yep... Boyah is going to Japan."
It's good.
But where am I at? dawkins;
omg wer m i, it suks w/o me. argh; kratos; doom; orks;
itz gud, but itd b better wit mii.
Is there sign ups or do we just get thrown in? psyduck;
EVEN MOAR PROLOGUE: Classictyler, the lovable obessive complusive gay racist!
Classictyler had finished packing. He looked around and made sure everything was in it's place. He went to the door to close his room. He opened and closed the door three times in a row. CT said, "Oh, Mother, it is time for me to depart for the country of Japan with my associates from the website known as Boyah." CT's' mother said, "Alright, you damn fag. Let's get you out of the house for a long time." CT's mother accidently knocked down a candle on the table as she said this statement.
CT ran to the candle and meticiously made sure it would be in the right position when he placed it back in. CT slid it back in perfectly and said, "It is time to go now, Mother." The two left the house and entered the car. Before CT entered, he made sure the seat was clean for him to sit down. As he inspected, he found a bug. CT grabbed a handkerchief from his pocket and pushed the bug out of the car. CT cleaned the seat, sat down, and closed the door. They were finally off.
They arrived at the airport and CT thanked his mother as she spat on him. He grabbed his luggage and went to check in. As he went to check in, he heard someone scream, "TIME TO GET UP, BITCH CUNT!" CT began to walk a little faster, afraid that a black person could attack him at any moment. CT walked up to the counter and asked, "Why, hello there. My name is Classictyler and I am here to check in for the 12:30 P.M. trip to Japan." The man said, "Alright, give me your luggage and you can be off on your way." CT said fearfully, "Give... You... My... Luggage? Uh, can I just take it on the plane?"
The man said, "No, sir, you have to leave it here or else you can't bring it with you to Japan." CT was afraid that a negro would try to steal the contents in his luggage or get his germs on them. He couldn't leave his luggage here since all of his germ fighting equipment was in his luggage. He finally broke down and gave his luggage to the man. Classictyler sighed and thought to himself, "Great, some Negro will now go through my luggage and get his germs all in my stuff. Fantastic."
Quote from: wrenchninja36 on May 10, 2007, 07:08:19 PM
Is there sign ups or do we just get thrown in? psyduck;
teh laterz
So far so good.
I LOVE IT flashfap;
Let me hype up the next two part prologue by saying I believe it is the most epic two parter prologue I have ever made. nigro;
I love my story. wub;
I'm bant? laem =|
But at least I'm in it. argh;
I'm goin' to Japan. woop;
Maybe I'll see Kaki and her 47 babies.
Hahaha, this is awesome.
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 10, 2007, 07:14:31 PM
I love my story. wub;
its tru cause ur parents are assholes pseudo;
Wow you are good at writing. wub;
Damn, I could use some of those pills.
Looks good so far. gentleman;
EVEN MOAR MOAR PROLOGUE PART 1: Mariofreak's Nightmare Begins
Mariofreak55 was ecstatic about the trip. Not because he gets to see a hentai factory at work or see his fellow Boyaholics. He was going to Japan and the pleasure hole attachment for the Wii is available in Japan... Mariofreak was close to crying, he was just so happy. He quickly finished packing and entered his car. He started the car up and right when he hit the gas, the car died.
Mariofreak screamed, "FUCK NO! I NEED TO GET TO THE AIRPORT! I AM COMING FOR YOU, GLORY WII!" MF's parents were not home and Eminem was waiting for him at the airport. Mariofreak had only one choice. He had to run ten miles to the airport. He had seven hours to go. He could do it. He said to himself, "This is for you, Pleasure Hole.. If I don't make it there, I just want you to know that I love you... I love you, PLEASURE HOLE... I LOVE YOU!"
MF took off like a race horse and ran his ass to the airport. He ran across the sidewalk and remembered a shortcut through the woods. He jumped over sticks, rocks, mud, and other generic items in woods. MF almost made it to the end of the woods but he fell into a hole. As he fell in, Mariofreak hit his ass on a rock. He screamed, "OH, FUCK! NOT THE MONEY MAKER!"
He looked around the hole. He noticed that the ground was covered up. Mariofreak had seen horror movies before. He knew what would happen if stayed in this hole. He tried to climb out but it was impossible. He kept falling back to the bottom. An hour later, he heard deep breathing from above the hole. He heard a prick and he saw a grenade fall into the hole. Mariofreak55 screamed, "GLORY HOLE FOR THE WII, I LOVE YOU!"
The grenade exploded.
So far so good! china;
I think we'll all be meeting in Japan very soon. china;
OMG SPOILURZ IM SRRY
oh shi--
I knew he was gonna fall in a hole. I just knew it.
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 10, 2007, 07:27:14 PM
I think we'll all be meeting in Japan very soon. china;
OMG SPOILURZ IM SRRY
TYLER HOW DARE YOU SPOILURZ IT?!
NOOOOOO MARIOFREAKKKKKKKKK
Pretty good so far.
Would be better if I was in it, though. wub;
Not bad, for a Jew. wub;
Now put me, V, somewhere in there.
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:38:12 PM
Not bad, for a Jew. wub;
Now put me, V, somewhere in there.
You die,
End of Chapter.
where m i
Quote from: The Oggmonster on May 10, 2007, 07:39:05 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:38:12 PM
Not bad, for a Jew. wub;
Now put me, V, somewhere in there.
You die,
End of Chapter.
Why all the anger towards me?
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:43:10 PM
Quote from: The Oggmonster on May 10, 2007, 07:39:05 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:38:12 PM
Not bad, for a Jew. wub;
Now put me, V, somewhere in there.
You die,
End of Chapter.
Why all the anger towards me?
Wtf, you're not Meatwas anymore?
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 10, 2007, 07:44:08 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:43:10 PM
Quote from: The Oggmonster on May 10, 2007, 07:39:05 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:38:12 PM
Not bad, for a Jew. wub;
Now put me, V, somewhere in there.
You die,
End of Chapter.
Why all the anger towards me?
Wtf, you're not Meatwas anymore?
Fuckyoutalkinbout, Bushy?
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:43:10 PM
Quote from: The Oggmonster on May 10, 2007, 07:39:05 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:38:12 PM
Not bad, for a Jew. wub;
Now put me, V, somewhere in there.
You die,
End of Chapter.
Why all the anger towards me?
BECAUSE YOU'RE BLACK
But I'm not racist like the others are. wub;
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:44:38 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 10, 2007, 07:44:08 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:43:10 PM
Quote from: The Oggmonster on May 10, 2007, 07:39:05 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:38:12 PM
Not bad, for a Jew. wub;
Now put me, V, somewhere in there.
You die,
End of Chapter.
Why all the anger towards me?
Wtf, you're not Meatwas anymore?
Silverhawk you talkin', Bushy?
...
I'm utterly confused now gonk;
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:43:10 PM
Why all the anger towards me?
What, I gave you a chapter of your own.
Quote from: The Oggmonster on May 10, 2007, 07:46:23 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:43:10 PM
Why all the anger towards me?
What, I gave you a chapter of your own.
But I died, and I don't like dieing. gonk;
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 10, 2007, 07:47:59 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:47:07 PM
Quote from: The Oggmonster on May 10, 2007, 07:46:23 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:43:10 PM
Why all the anger towards me?
What, I gave you a chapter of your own.
But I died, and I don't like dieing. gonk;
*pours Oil on you*
Hah china;
umm wtf r u doin?
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:49:10 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 10, 2007, 07:47:59 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:47:07 PM
Quote from: The Oggmonster on May 10, 2007, 07:46:23 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:43:10 PM
Why all the anger towards me?
What, I gave you a chapter of your own.
But I died, and I don't like dieing. gonk;
*pours Oil on you*
Hah china;
umm wtf r u doin?
umm pourin oil on u so u stop doin gud 4 teh planet
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 10, 2007, 07:50:24 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:49:10 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 10, 2007, 07:47:59 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:47:07 PM
Quote from: The Oggmonster on May 10, 2007, 07:46:23 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:43:10 PM
Why all the anger towards me?
What, I gave you a chapter of your own.
But I died, and I don't like dieing. gonk;
*pours Oil on you*
Hah china;
umm wtf r u doin?
umm pourin oil on u so u stop doin gud 4 teh planet
ummm wtf imma clean it up, idiot. orks;
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:52:04 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 10, 2007, 07:50:24 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:49:10 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 10, 2007, 07:47:59 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:47:07 PM
Quote from: The Oggmonster on May 10, 2007, 07:46:23 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:43:10 PM
Why all the anger towards me?
What, I gave you a chapter of your own.
But I died, and I don't like dieing. gonk;
*pours Oil on you*
Hah china;
umm wtf r u doin?
umm pourin oil on u so u stop doin gud 4 teh planet
ummm wtf imma clean it up, idiot. orks;
stfu, ill kill that indian kid and steal his wring then
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 10, 2007, 07:53:59 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:52:04 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 10, 2007, 07:50:24 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:49:10 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 10, 2007, 07:47:59 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:47:07 PM
Quote from: The Oggmonster on May 10, 2007, 07:46:23 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 07:43:10 PM
Why all the anger towards me?
What, I gave you a chapter of your own.
But I died, and I don't like dieing. gonk;
*pours Oil on you*
Hah china;
umm wtf r u doin?
umm pourin oil on u so u stop doin gud 4 teh planet
ummm wtf imma clean it up, idiot. orks;
stfu, ill kill that indian kid and steal his wring then
That black kid has pistol, now stfu or die. orks;
stop spamming guys :|
anyways, I hope I'm not dead.
EVEN MOAR MOAR PROLOGUE PART 2: FURRY RAPE STARRING MARIOFREAK55
Mariofreak55 awoke and heard grunting. He opened his eyes and saw a strange cabin. He kept hearing those grunts behind him. He turned his head around and saw a giant bunny masturbating in the corner of the room with a makeshift vagina. Mariofreak tried not to scream so the giant bunny wouldn't find another place to use his cock. He tried to move his hands but saw they were tied down. His feet were tied down too.
He than realized he was in the doggie style position. MF began to sweat as he heard the grunting becoming louder. Sloppo checked his watch. He had five more hours to get to the airport. He had to make it out of there. The giant bunny's grunting became so loud that MF could not hear himself think. "A-ha!" MF thought to himself. He moved his wrist so the glass from his watch could cut the rope.
Mariofreak cut the first rope off and got the second rope off. As he got the third rope off, he heard a loud splosh sound and he knew what that meant. The giant bunny said, "What an awesome work-out. Time for the main treat." As the giant bunny turned around, he looked to where he placed Mariofreak55. The giant bunny saw the ropes cut and screamed, "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY LOVE PUPPET?"
Mariofreak was running in the forest to the airport like a deadbeat father from his child support bills. He heard noises behind him and he knew the giant bunny was on his tail. He had to get to civilization and quick before this thing got him. The noises behind him were getting louder as the giant bunny was closing the distance. Mariofreak grabbed glass from his watch and screamed, "COME GET A TASTE OF MY ASHLEY TISDALE WATCH, YOU SHIT!"
The giant bunny tried tackling Mariofreak to the ground but Mariofreak cut the giant bunny's throat. The giant bunny began to gargle on his own blood. MF than noticed it was a mask. He took the mask off and discovered... It was really his friend, Eminem. Eminem said, "Time... To... Get... Up..."
Eminem screamed, "You're fucking drooling on my shoulder, you freak!" MF awoke on the plane. MF said, "I just had the strangest dream... I dreamt you were a furry an-" Eminem interrupted, "You know what? Just stop right at furry please. I don't want to know the rest." Eminem heard muttering from the seat in front of him and said, "Hey, shut the fuck up, CT. You don't need to count how many threads are in the seat. Ass." Mariofreak55 said, "Pleasure Hole... I am coming for you."
...
voomts;
I would never have done that Eminem... Thank god it wasn't true. gonk;
I lol'd
ANOTHER GAY PROLOGUE: POTHEAD NAMED THE OGGMONSTER HAS PROLOGUE SOMEHOW
The Oggmonster was rocking out with his cock out. He screamed, "OH, YEAH, MAN! LISTEN TO THAT KICKASS SONG! WHOO! God damn, Pink Floyd kicks ass." Ogg took a hit from his bong and said, "Oh, yeah, that's the shit." Ogg's father came in and asked, "Everything alright, son?" Ogg said, "Dad, I'm trying to get high here, do you mind?" His father apologized, "Oh, sorry, Ogg, I just wanted to ask you if you had that trip today because it's almost an hour before it leaves if it is today that is."
The Oggmonster looked at the clock. Ogg said, "Hang on, lemme check my computer." Ogg went to his fish tank and put his hands in. His father said, "Uh, Ogg, that's the fish tank." Ogg said, "I knew that. Get off my back, you dick." Ogg went up to his computer and typed in boobs. The Oggmonster began to masturbate and his father said, "Uh, weren't you going to look the time for you to go?" Ogg screamed, "Let me finish up f- Never mind." Ogg looked at the date and time. Ogg looked at the clock. Ogg stood in thought for several minutes.
The Oggmonster proclaimed, "It's in an hour." Ogg finally realized what that meant and screamed, "DAD, DRIVE ME TO THE AIRPORT, QUICK!" His father brought his luggage to the car and thought to himself, "Finally, my wife and I can move away from this dumbass when he's away." He drove Ogg to the airport and screamed as he was leaving, "Yeah, kind of love you, bye!" Ogg than looked at the doors.
The Oggmonster said, "Open." They did not open. Ogg said a little louder, "OPEN." Ogg screamed, "OPEN, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" As he said this, someone was playing around with the handicap button and the doors opened. Ogg said in a sarcastic tone, "Thank you so much, doors." Ogg checked in and went to the airplane. He opened his magical sleepytime mushrooms and said to the person next to him, "Hey, you want some?" The person declined and The Oggmonster said, "Fine, more magic flying elves for me."
Hahahaha, that was good
ONE MORE PROLOGUE... UNTIL THE NEXT ONE: REAPER IS ASS
"I mean, he just talks so strange now. Every sentence sounds like Gilbert Godfried took some crack and injected himself with heroin while taking marijuana! It's terrible," Screamed the mother of a troubled son. The analrapist spoke, "Yes, I can see how that troubles you so. Now... Reaper, how do you feel about what your mother is saying?" Reaper said calmly, "lol she justz be a crazy bitchzorz olol." The analrapist said, "Uh, excuse me, what?" Reaper's mother cried, "See, this is what I'm talking about!"
Reaper replied, "stfu nubcakes :| i gotz to go to japaz todayz" The analrapist interjected, "Reaper, you cannot go to Japan today. We need to get to the bottom of this matter." Reaper screamed, " i gunna rapez u if u do notz let mez goez hor >:(" The analrapist whimpered, "Yes... Sir. You can leave now." Reaper left and screamed, "hor timez to go >:(" Reaper's mother said, "Is there anything I can do to make him better?" The analrapist said, "No... I am afraid he is pure evil. You will have to kill him when he returns from his trip."
Reaper's mother started the car up and took her son to the airport. Reaper's mother said, "Now, Reaper, behave yourself there. I don't want you telling the people of Japan to go fuck themselves or attempt to rape them. Got it?" Reaper said, "i dun makez no promizez toz horz :|" Reaper exited the car and headed to the plane. The check-in man said, "Sir, you need to come to check in!" Reaper went right up to the man's face and screamed, "HOWZ ABOUTZ I RAPEZ UR AS SHOEL NUBCAKE >:(" The man stood down and said, "You can go right ahead, sir..."
Reaper went on the plane and sat next to a familar face. Reaper said, "whatz up budz" V said, "What's up, Reaper? You ready for Japan?" Reaper said, "hellz yeah i gunna killz m & ms thar olol"
lol. I love how Reaper would just start screaming uncontrollably. Funny shit.
THE NEXT PROLOGUE AFTER THAT ONE: LAWLZ SHITS SELF
Lawlz was packed and ready to go. He said to himself, "The main admin for Outsider is located in Japan... I'll finally be able to take those bastards who banned me and supported the idiots who banned me. I'll fuck them up for good. I will soon be all powerful." Lawlz drove to the airport and parked in the garage. He picked up his suitcase filled with powerful electronic equipment designed to rape Outsider and walked to the crosswalk.
He looked both ways and saw no cars. He began to walk across the crosswalk when some crazy drunk bitch drove like a maniac and hit Lawlz. Unfortunately for Lawlz, the woman was so drunk she did not realize she hit someone and that someone was still on their hood. Lawlz held onto the hood with his briefcase and screamed, "BITCH, STOP THE CAR!" The woman said, "A... Are damn bugs... On the windshield?" She used the wiper fluid and that sprayed Lawlz in the eyes.
Lawlz screamed, "YOU FUCKING BITCH! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES ARE RUINED!" He let go of the windshield and rolled off the hood of the car, making sure his suitcase was safe and landed on the grass. Lawlz only got a few bruises and broken ribs from the crazy bitch. Strangely, he rolled off right where he was hit. Lawlz went inside and checked in. He gave his suitcase to the man and wondered if the equipment would be all right. Lawlz decided it would be fine and headed to the plane for Japan.
Super duper special note: The crazy bitch driving the car is actually Classictyler's mom. She got so drunk that she hallucinated CT at home and ordered him to get in the car to get back to the airport. THE MORE YOU KNOW!
I lol'd again
damnit CT's mom
The Beginning of the End... No, it's the end of the beginning because we just finished the prologues. Wait... What? IT'S THE FUCKING PLANE SCENE SO SHUT THE FUCK UP: THE OGGMONSTER SHRINKS AND GETS SHIT ON
Mariofreak55 sipped on his drink, eagerly awaiting to land in Japan. He said to Eminem, "You excited, man?" Eminem said, "Hell yeah! HENTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Mariofreak55 rolled his eyes and said, "You and your earthly pleasures. I'm going to expand my mind by playing with the Wii Glory Hole and you're just going to rot yours out, masturbating to hentai." Eminem wittly replied, "Hey, at least, I might get laid by a hentai artist so shut the fuck up."
The Oggmonster awoke and said, "God dammit, I need to take a shit." He entered the bathroom and took some more shrooms. Ogg than began to shrink rapidly. While falling into the toilet, he accidently unlocked the bathroom. Ogg screamed, "Oh, fuck!" He was alone in a blue toilet, susceptible to death from anything... The bathroom door opened and, unfortunately for Ogg, it was Mariofreak55. Due to Mariofreak55's girth, Ogg was doomed. Ogg screamed, "MARIOFREAK! I'M DOWN HERE!"
Mariofreak55 said, "Oh, man, this shit is going to be massive. I just ate five chili dogs and Taco Bell before coming on the plane. If anything has shrunk and fell into the toilet, it's going to die." Ogg cried as Mariofreak55 took off his pants and sat his ass on the toilet. Mariofreak55 said, "The first one is always the hardest..." Ogg looked up and saw a massive turd heading his way. The Oggmonster cried as it fell loose from Mariofreak and was about to topple on him.
The Oggmonster screamed, "NO, DON'T FALL ON ME, MARIOFREAKS BIG PILE OF SHIT!" Ogg found out that he was just having a shitty acid trip and said, "Why did Dad give me these horrible shrooms? I have to teach that fucker a lesson when I get back to the island..." Ogg left the bathroom and realized he shit his pants. Ogg decided it didn't matter that much and went back to his seat.
Silverhawk was still in JMV's suitcase. The suitcase was moving all around the baggage area on the plane, making Silver vomit in the suitcase. He said to himself, "Well... This was a terrible idea." Silver cut the briefcase open and looked around the baggage area on the plane. He saw a briefcase filled with technical stuff. Silver saw something that looked like a DS and decided to play around with it a bit.
Your overabundance of chapters is making each one less important like.
Keep it down Anjew.
Good though. How did you know what I ate?
EVEN MOAR MOAR MOAR PROLOGUE: ANDREW1911 GETS IN YOUR EYES
Andrew1911 was punching a baby for making too much damn noise when he realized the time. Andrew said, "Listen up, you punk ass baby. You dick around one more time and I will kill you. Right now, I got a place to be so if you fuck with me one more time, your rattle is going to be inserted into your anus." The baby became quiet. Andrew ran to his car and inspected his Colt .45. Andrew thought to himself, "I can finally kill all those fucking retards, once and for all. They are too stupid to live in the world."
Andrew1911 hid the gun in the only place he could: His tight, badass asshole. Once Andrew inserted the gun inside his asshole, he drove to the airport to begin his attack. He had to wait till the plane took off to kill all the Boyaholics, though. Can't risk one of them getting away. They all have to die. All of them. Andrew exited his car and walked to check in. The check in man asked, "Do you have any luggage, sir?" Andrew1911 said, "No, you toupee wearing fucktart. Give me my ticket before I decide to ram your head into the bench over there."
The check in man whimpered and gave Andrew1911 his ticket. Andrew got through security with ease because no one wants to mess with Andrew. No one. He walked onto the plane and found Mariomaniac in his seat. MM said, "You..." Andrew whispered, "Get the fuck out of my seat before I rip your fucking intestines out and make you eat them." MM got out of Andrew's seat and muttered, "Stupid rebeller..." Andrew screamed, "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?" MM said with a whimper, "Uh... I love you?" Andrew1911 yelled, "THAT BETTER BE WHAT YOU FUCKING SAID!"
Andrew1911 put on his Creative Zen and listened to Phil Collins' "Something In The Air". All would hopefully go according to plan. The Boyaholics would die painfully... Back in the baggage room, Silverhawk was thinking he was doing pretty damn well on the game. So far, he got to level 44. Could he make it all the way to level 69?
THAR BE TWO MOAR LEFT FOR TONIGHT AND THAN... IT BEGINS! kratos;
LOL.
Andrew1911 was punching a baby for making too much damn noise when he realized the time. Andrew said, "Listen up, you punk ass baby. You dick around one more time and I will kill you. Right now, I got a place to be so if you fuck with me one more time, your rattle is going to be inserted into your anus."
I lol'd seriously.
A LITTLE BIT MOAR PROLOGUE ANUS CHECK PLZ: RIOSAN BEGINS
Riosan was eating a Twix bar, posting on Boyah, and while masturbating in his boudiere. It was awkward to masturbate with sticky fingers since your hands stick to the cock when trying masturbate. It's difficult to do. Anyway, Rio was a master of masturbation. He did not have any trouble masturbating in any climate or situation. If a bomb was about to go off in twenty seconds, Rio could squeeze one out with thirteen seconds to spare. He was a chronic masturbater.
As he squeezed one off into his tissue, Rio noticed a news bullentin on Boyah he had never noticed before. [Editor's Note: It had been on Boyah in bold for several weeks.] Rio decided to go on the trip just for the chance to fuck a Japanese girl and a chance to put his penis somewhere else besides his hands (He's ambivalent). Rio packed his suitcases with his hand in his boxers. Rio told his dad to get the fuck up and drive him to the airport with his hands in his jean pockets.
Rio's dad got the fuck up and drove him to the airport while Rio moaned in the back seat. Rio shot his load and it went on the back of his father's head. Rio's dad screamed, "USE THE FUCKING CUP, YOU GOD DAMN ASSHOLE!" He used his moisture wipes to clean the back of his head as Rio still went back to working the shaft. They finally reached the airport and the cup was to the brim.
As he let his son off, Rio's father wondered how the hell that boy had so much cum in him. Rio checked in and saw Andrew1911. He knew he was in trouble if Andrew caught him masturbating. Rio had to stop masturbating... For a day. Rio cried and thought to himself how he could possibly not touch that wonder shaft for a whole day. Rio had no choice in the matter and went on the airplane. Hopefully, they don't have any porn on the flight...
CHAPTER 1.2: IT BEGINS
Jack Bauer stared at Andrew1911, holding his weapon, not making a move. Andrew held Zack777 hostage. Andrew just stared back at Bauer. Bauer thought to himself on how this had never happened before. Bauer finally said, "Usually, when I stare at people, they die. But, not you. You're different." Andrew smiled an evil grin and said, "I'm Andrew1911... And you're going to die."
*FLASHBACK TO CHAPTER 1.1 WHERE IT REALLY BEGINS*
"Uh, this is your captain speaking. Uh, it appears... Uh... That we'll be... Uh... Taking off shortly. Uh... Clear weather and... Uh... A chance for some sex... Is also... Uh... Clear," The captain spoke. The Oggmonster was trying to get over the traumatic acid trip he had in the bathroom. That was when he noticed crap on his shoulder. At first, he shrugged it off and said it was his own. Than, he noticed Mariofreak55 looking over him and eyefucking him several times. That was when Ogg noticed corn in the crap on his shoulder... The Oggmonster didn't eat corn.
The plane took off and everything was going to go down in several minutes. Andrew1911 checked his Mickey Mouse watch. He had five minutes to take a hostage and take down this bitch motherfucker. Several more minutes passed and Andrew saw Zack777, slutting himself up in a corner of the plane with Lozal. Andrew knew this was his chance. He took out his pistol and walked over to Zack777 and pulled him away from Lozal. Lozal said, "Hey, what the f- Oh, it's Andrew1911! Hey, buddy, how you doing?"
Andrew1911 screamed, "IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO DIE, LOZAL! ALONG WITH YOU FUCKING DISGRACES FOR HUMAN BEINGS! I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS PLANE DOWN! YOU WON'T EVER BE ABLE TO MAKE THE GENE POOL WORSE THAN IT ALREADY IS!" Paperback Writer saw it going down and he knew he had only one choice to make. He called the number. Paperback Writer got up out of his seat and walked over to Fizzee. Booster said, "Andrew... I called Jack Bauer... You're not going to win, Andrew." Andrew1911 knew this meant a problem with his plan. In anger, he shot Paperback Writer in the head.
Andrew1911 screamed to the cockpit, "LET ME THE FUCK IN OR I FIRE!" They did not open the door. Right before Andrew shot the door, he heard the sound of a rapidly approaching airplane. It was soft, at first... But, it was becoming louder... It now sounded like train coming directly at them. The Oggmonster shit his shit stained pants. All of a sudden, a large object crashed right into the plane, killing secondary characters no one cared about such as fox127, Clair, and others to be named at a later time when people ask for a cameo.
Emerging from the large object was...
*END FLASHBACK*
Jack Bauer smiled. Jack said, "Listen, Andrew1911, I knew you're not going to kill me because you're too much of a puss-" Mariofreak55 interrupted, "Dude, he just shot the guy who called you in the head." Jack frowned, "Oh... Well, it appears we will have to engage in a stare fight, Andrew. Are you man enough?" Andrew1911 laughed, "My show doesn't suck now, you little bitch. I'm going to kick your ass."
The stare fight was on. They stared at each other for hours. Andrew1911 realized he could just shoot Bauer in the face right now so he grabbed his gun and since Bauer's eyes were so tired, he couldn't see the move coming. Bauer was killed on Thursday, May 18th, 2008 by Andrew1911. Andrew screamed, "Now, you're all going to die, you fuckers! MWHA, HA, HA! MW-" The plane jolted upwards and Andrew1911 hit his head on the top of the plane. He was bleeding badly.
Cut to the bottom of the plane where Silverhawk had been playing with his "DS" and he finally had reached Level 69. Silver triumphed and saw the sign that said "DESTROYING ALL ELECTRONIC EQUIPMENT IN VICINITY!!!" Silver said, "What?" A loud screeching sound was heard as it sent out a signal that would destroy the plane's engine support. Silver said, "Fuckballs..."
Back to the action, Andrew1911 said, "Well... That hurt... But, I'm not dead yet, you fucks!" As soon as he said that, the plane was going in a downward spiral. Andrew fell to the back of the plane when he was at the door of the cockpit. Andrew hit several seats and Boyaholics on his way to his death. Andrew finally ended his life by landing on a jagged spork. Andrew1911 muttered, "I tried, God... I tried..." Andrew1911 shed a tear as he coughed up his lungs.
The plane continued it's spiral. In the cockpit, the pilot screamed, "WHERE ARE WE LANDING?" The co-pilot hollered, "IN-" As soon as he was about to say the location, the plane broke in half over an island and crashed. It was about to begin.
Opinions plz gonk;
This is nice. Very well written. Your doing a great job. flower;
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 10, 2007, 09:40:25 PM
Opinions plz gonk;
Awesome. thumbup;
Needs moar V.
Did Zach777 die? *crosses fingers for good luck* Did he?
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 09:42:13 PM
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Opinions plz gonk;
Awesome. thumbup;
Needs moar V.
Did Zach777 die? *crosses fingers for good luck* Did he?
Yeah, pretty much. It was better to give him an off screen death than giving him the pleasure of an actual description. In the next chapter, we'll see the entire crash site...
Quote from: Pennywise on May 10, 2007, 09:42:20 PM
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Opinions plz gonk;
It's good
*subliminal message*
You should be adminned. thumbup;
Anjew is an Admin. jew;
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 10, 2007, 09:43:57 PM
Quote from: Captain Planet on May 10, 2007, 09:42:13 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 10, 2007, 09:40:25 PM
Opinions plz gonk;
Awesome. thumbup;
Needs moar V.
Did Zach777 die? *crosses fingers for good luck* Did he?
Yeah, pretty much. It was better to give him an off screen death than giving him the pleasure of an actual description. In the next chapter, we'll see the entire crash site...
Zach doesn't even get a description as to how he died. lol
Can't wait for the rest. thumbup;
Chapter 2: Stoned Eyes Closed Open
Two stoned eyes barely open. The Oggmonster awakens from the terrible crash. He looks around his surroundings. He's in a forested area. He sees his shoes on a branch above him. Ogg is too stoned to jump up for them and just moves away. He hears the strange sound of an engine whirring. He stumbles towards the sound and finally finds what he's been looking for. The plane. Unfortunately for Ogg, it's pretty fucked up. Most of the front half of the plane is scattered across the beach.
*FLASHBACK*
The Oggmonster shived a tranny in a back alley on Thursday night. Ogg whispered into his/her's ear, "Don't whore yourself in my street, bitchard." Ogg strutted his stuff when he walked back on the street, trying to make a buck. He was in the middle of 110th Street, whoring himself out for money... And for fun. Finally, a car approached. Ogg said, "Looking for a good time?" The man inside said, "Somewhat." Ogg got in the car and listed the menu, "Alright, for twenty bucks, we have the blowjob. Affordable but excellent. For thirty, we have the anal course. For fourty, we can go all the way up to a rim job." The man asked, "What do you suggest?" Ogg said, "The blowjob is fucking awesome." The man answered, "I'll take the blowjob." The Oggmonster smiled, "Great choice, connoseiur."
They parked in an empty parking garage. The Oggmonster said, "Here's the deal. Put up this newspaper and pretend you're reading. That way, if a cop comes up to you, you'll just say, 'Look, man, I'm just checking out the sports page." The man put up the newspaper and Ogg got to work on the shaft. The man screamed in ectasy as Ogg had performed his best blowjob ever on the man. A few moments later, the man had reached his climax. Ogg got up in time and grabbed a cup to catch the cum. Ogg said, "Man, I've doing this for several years. I know my shit. Want it as a souveniur?" The man said, "No. Here's your money. It was all worth it." Ogg said, "Well, thank you, Mr..." The man told him, "V. Mr. V."
*END FLASHBACK*
As Ogg walks towards the crash site, he steps on something gooey. He sees he's stepped on Zack777's head. He's dead. Ogg shrugs and moves on to the plane in search of his magical mushrooms. Ogg sees something hilarous as one dude is running around the beach and gets sucked up into the plane. The plane finally stops turning and Ogg sees the man who is leading the Boyaholics in their time of need... Mariofreak55.
Mariofreak55 shouted, "BROTHERS! SISTERS! IT IS TIME FOR US TO BRING OURSELVES TOGETHER AND GET RESCUED! IF WE DON'T LIVE TOGETHER, WE'RE GOING TO DIE ALONE!" The Boyaholics shouted in agreement and set up camp near the dead plane. Silver hid in the baggage room in the plane as Reaper came for the luggage under Dictator MF's orders. As Reaper saw Silver, Reaper shouted, "OMGZORZ DICTATZ MF!1!!! GAY DUDEZ UNDERNEATHZ TEH PLANEZ11!! IT BEZ BANT MANZ!1!1!" Dictator MF shouted, "BRING HIM FORTH TO ME!"
Reaper brought Silver to Dictator MF and Dictator MF spoke, "Silver, you are cleared of your charges for this present time. You are no longer banned from Boyah. We need all the help we can get... Brother." Silver smiled and said, "Do not worry, Dictator MF! I will do all for the glorious site of Boyah!" They finally set up camp with tents and their luggages and everything. Now, it was time for their first meal. They found some delicious mushrooms in Ogg's luggage. As they ate the mushrooms, they began to feel tired and decided to take their first rest. It would be their worst night.
Was the flashback the best part of the story? Did anyone like the Zack777 joke?
Quote from: Pennywise on May 10, 2007, 10:09:02 PM
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Was the flashback the best part of the story? Did anyone like the Zack777 joke?
I liked the Dictator MF best, so are you planning on doing this like Lord of the Flies or more of a survival thing?
It will be both. It's like Lost. Season 1 is more of the survival stuff. Than, we get into the hatch in Season 2 where the shit starts to fly. SUPERNATURAL SHIT.
Quote from: Pennywise on May 10, 2007, 10:11:46 PM
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Was the flashback the best part of the story? Did anyone like the Zack777 joke?
I liked the Dictator MF best, so are you planning on doing this like Lord of the Flies or more of a survival thing?
It will be both. It's like Lost. Season 1 is more of the survival stuff. Than, we get into the hatch in Season 2 where the shit starts to fly. SUPERNATURAL SHIT.
So will we split into camps and kill eachother for glasses?
Porn. Lots of porn.
OOHhh Ogg giving me fellatio? I like... hur;
Short Fun Chapter 3: Dictator Mariofreak Shits On Everyone... Literally.
Everyone went to sleep. Everyone was dreaming the same thing, though... Everyone was shrunk to the size of an ant... Except for Mariofreak55, that is. Mariofreak55 shouted as a giant, "CONGRATULATIONS, MY PETS! YOU ARE NOW MY SEX SLAVES! PREPARE TO BE SHAT UPON!" Everyone was screaming and running away... Except for Johnnyringo2 who had a massive boner in his pants. This was his fetish. Even though, everyone tried to run away, Mariofreak55's ass was too mammoth for anyone to escape his shit attack.
The first part was diaherra and it went everywhere. Ogg screamed, "AHH THE SHIT! IT'S IN MY EYES! MY EYES!" Mariofreak55 laughed and said, "It is not over yet, my slaves... The big one is approaching." Mariofreak55 squeezed out the largest shit ever shat by mankind. Johnnyringo put his arms wide open and said, "This is the way I have always wanted to die..." The shit came out and was about to land on Ringo... He smiled and awoke. He looked at his pants.
Ringo shouted, "NO! JESUS! HELP ME! I HAVE SINNED AGAIN!"
The end! hur;
Quote from: Pennywise on May 10, 2007, 10:41:35 PM
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Short Fun Chapter 3: Dictator Mariofreak Shits On Everyone... Literally.
Everyone went to sleep. Everyone was dreaming the same thing, though... Everyone was shrunk to the size of an ant... Except for Mariofreak55, that is. Mariofreak55 shouted as a giant, "CONGRATULATIONS, MY PETS! YOU ARE NOW MY SEX SLAVES! PREPARE TO BE SHAT UPON!" Everyone was screaming and running away... Except for Johnnyringo2 who had a massive boner in his pants. This was his fetish. Even though, everyone tried to run away, Mariofreak55's ass was too mammoth for anyone to escape his shit attack.
The first part was diaherra and it went everywhere. Ogg screamed, "AHH THE SHIT! IT'S IN MY EYES! MY EYES!" Mariofreak55 laughed and said, "It is not over yet, my slaves... The big one is approaching." Mariofreak55 squeezed out the largest shit ever shat by mankind. Johnnyringo put his arms wide open and said, "This is the way I have always wanted to die..." The shit came out and was about to land on Ringo... He smiled and awoke. He looked at his pants.
Ringo shouted, "NO! JESUS! HELP ME! I HAVE SINNED AGAIN!"
The end! hur;
Actually my fetish is leather. But whatever.
That's not what you said last night... wub;
Too bad you killed off the girls. psyduck;
Sorry for crashing the plane. poppy;
This story is really confusing with censors on. hur;
Please Andrew, tell me some of the girls survived. gonk;
Needs more Bushy, less scat
Quote from: Kaz on May 11, 2007, 07:18:51 AM
Please Andrew, tell me some of the girls survived. gonk;
MAYBE caterpie;
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Quote from: Kaz on May 11, 2007, 07:18:51 AM
Please Andrew, tell me some of the girls survived. gonk;
MAYBE caterpie;
I don't want to be forced to go gay. gonk;
Though Tyler would do fine. flower;
New chapter soon?
There wasn't much of me...
But I saw my mom mentioned in the story.
ANYWAYS, keep going. voomts;
aaaaaaaaaa I haven't seen any GCD333 yet. gonk;
Other than that, it's pretty awesome. You repeated the BJ part though in the other "lost thing".
Haha, this is pretty fucking awesome.
I SHAT ON U GUYZ
Chapter 4: Reaper Heads Into His Moist, Wet Forest (METAPHOR FOR VAGINA)
Reaper awoke in a cold sweat. He could sitll hear the sound of shit ripping from Dictator Mariofreak's anus. His skin crawled. He saw Dictator MF's massive boner and noticed that he wasn't wearing any boxers and it was not covered. If Dictator MF had reached his mass limit, he would explode. Unfortunately for Reaper, his face would be positioned right at that sweet spot for Dictator MF to hit. Reaper decided to head into the forest. There's no cum there, at least.
Reaper was walking around and heard whispers. Reaper shit himself. Reaper screamed, "if ur gunna triz to rapez me ur gunna getz raped1!11!1shiftkey1!!" The whispers grew more intense and became closer to Reaper. Reaper decided to run for it. He did not know the way back to camp and the whispering was on the back of his neck. Reaper had to escape. Unfortunately for Reaper, he was heading for where they wanted him to go.
Reaper came to a cliff edge and stopped before he went over. The whispering finally stopped and Reaper looked behind him. It was clearly a man but he could not make out any details. The man spoke, "Hello, Reaper. I am here to tell you so you can tell your friends that you are not alone on this island. I am here to te-" Reaper screamed, "omg ur [NAME OMITTED FOR STORY REASONS]!!11!" The man said, "Oh, son of a fuck!" The man pushed Reaper over the edge so he wouldn't talk. The man said on the radio, "We've run into complications. Reaper knew who we were. He had to be taken care of. Looks like they won't be knowing of us for a while..."
WHAT IS A BOY TO DO
"if ur gunna triz to rapez me ur gunna getz raped1!11!1shiftkey1!!"
I lol'd
wtf...I lmao'd
SHORTEST CHAPTER 5 EVER: Daddy, Would You Like Some Cumsages?
Unfortunately for The Oggmonster, Dictator Mariofreak switched positions over the night so when Dictator Mariofreak reached his mass limit... Yeah... The Oggmonster tried to open his eyes but they were glued shut. The Oggmonster started to scream, "I'M BLIND! I'VE BEEN BLINDED BY THE LIGHT!" The first awoken by his screams was Lozal who inspected his eyes. Lozal laughed, "Dude, you just got cummed on!" The Oggmonster screamed, "WHAT THE FUCK? WHO CUMMED ON ME? Hey, wait, how did you know it was cum so quickly?" Lozal coughed, "Hey, let's change the subject! Hey, wasn't Dictator Mariofreak sleeping right next to you?"
XD XD XD lol!
sry ogg
FILLER FLASHBACK: The Mariofreak Redemption
Mariofreak55 was watching a man get shived in the shower. He scoffed as the man fell down slowly and collapsed, not even giving a fight. Mariofreak dried himself off and walked his normal route in prison. His prison buddy, Eminem,, said, "Hey, Mariofreak, new prisoners today. Look at the little fresh meat. Could just get behind them and rape them all day. Oh, yeah..." Mariofreak said, "I'm not into that kind of stuff, Eminem, you know that." Eminem scoffed, "Of course, I know that, man. You've been here for, like, fifteen years. How could I not know you?" Mariofreak said, "You still got aways to go, Eminem. You've still got aways to go..." The prisoners hooted the fresh meat when they entered the gates. One prisoner screamed, "HEY, TUBBO! I GUNNA GIT U GOOD!" Mariofreak had a perplexed expression as he saw a curious new prisoner. He had a scar on his left eye. Mariofreak55 was intrigued.
The next day in prison, Mariofreak55 saw the scarred man again. Mariofreak went up to him and said, "Hey, buddy. Where'd you get that scar? Bank heist?" The scarred man said, "Forums." Mariofreak laughed, "An internet forum? Come on, man. I've been on those before. How the hell you get that from an internet forum?" The scarred man grabbed Mariofreakl's throat and whispered, "YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I HAVE SEEN, MAN... I'VE GOTTEN BALLS DEEP INTO FORUMS ALL OVER THE WORLD... I HAVE SEEN THINGS I CANNOT UNSEE..." Mariofreak than knew who the man was... Mariofreak55 said, "You must be... Him..."
I was laughing even though there were no real jokes.
This is real good Andrew.
A prison riot erupted. Mariofreak55 was caught in the hoopla as the fighting began to grow larger. Mariofreak saw his prison buddy, Eminem, getting gang banged by several large black men. Mariofreak had to help him. Mariofreak saw his new friend beating up some prisoners... Steal. Mariofreak screamed, "STEAL! SAVE EMINEM!" Steal screamed and jumped into action. He dived into the gangbanging pile. He grabbed Bubba and punched his stomach so far, that Bubba threw up the remnants of his lunch. Bubba collapsed. Steal was jumped on by Ray-Ray and Shay-Shay. Steal grabbed Ray-Ray's eye and plucked it out. Ray-Ray screamed, rolling on the floor. Steal threw the eye into Shay-Shay's mouth. Shay-Shay choked on the eyeball and died. Steal kicked Ray-Ray's body hard. Steal held out a hand to Eminem and said, "Looks like you got BALLS DEEP into trouble there."
Mariofreak55 went up to Steal and Eminem and said, "Listen, guys, we can escape during the confusion. I know a secret route. Follow me." Mariofreak led them to his room and showed them his Jessica Alba poster. Eminem said, "Dude, we're not going to jack off together, are we?" Mariofreak said, "No. Why would that be the first thing to come to your mind?" Eminem frowned, "No reason." Mariofreak ripped the poster and showed a hole in the wall. Mariofreak said, "I've been building this for weeks. No one saw it because I made it at night." Mariofreak climbed in the hole and began to crawl. Eminem went in next and crawled through. Steal was last and crawled in. They made it out and got out of the prison. They had nearly made it out all the way of the prison's area when they heard a gunshot.
Steal was sniped in the skull. Steal collapsed but uttered one last sentence, "Balls... Deep... Into... Heav-" Eminem and Mariofreak looked at each other and ran straight forward for the ocean. They came to the end of a monster cliff. They looked behind them and saw the prison guards coming after them. They knew they had no choice. Mariofreak55 said, "Well... It's been nice knowing you." Eminem smiled and said, "Likewise." They jumped off the cliff and into the abyss.
*END FLASHBACK*
That was strangely touching.
dawkins;
Chapter 6: Reaper's Job Is Not Finished
Reaper is held down on an operating table. The man Reaper saw before is looking over him. The man says, "Ah, Reaper... You're lucky that you landed on my former assistant, Vagina." Reaper chuckled. The man frowned, "Yes, that is quite an unfortunate name for a man to have. But, you're lucky he was in the same exact place where you fell. He saved your life. You can't really return the favor because you broke his neck. Nice job. Now, I have to find someone who knows how I like my whores to look like. But, you can make it up to me. See, what we're about to do now is give you a frontal lobotomy. See, with this handy dandy surgery, we're going to extract part of your brain and make you kill your friends. It will be rather funny if I say so myself. Even better, we're giving you the full Robocop makeover. You're going to look bitchin' when we're finished with you. Unfortunately, you won't be able to tell because you'll pretty much be brain dead by than. See you, Reaper..."
Reaper tried to break loose and scream for help but he was tied down tightly and his mouth was taped shut. Reaper saw the brain surgeon take out the rusty knife and Reaper shed a tear. His final thought before losing all free will was, "lol am i getin laidz rihgtz nao???"
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A prison riot erupted. Mariofreak55 was caught in the hoopla as the fighting began to grow larger. Mariofreak saw his prison buddy, Eminem, getting gang banged by several large black men. Mariofreak had to help him. Mariofreak saw his new friend beating up some prisoners... Steal. Mariofreak screamed, "STEAL! SAVE EMINEM!" Steal screamed and jumped into action. He dived into the gangbanging pile. He grabbed Bubba and punched his stomach so far, that Bubba threw up the remnants of his lunch. Bubba collapsed. Steal was jumped on by Ray-Ray and Shay-Shay. Steal grabbed Ray-Ray's eye and plucked it out. Ray-Ray screamed, rolling on the floor. Steal threw the eye into Shay-Shay's mouth. Shay-Shay choked on the eyeball and died. Steal kicked Ray-Ray's body hard. Steal held out a hand to Eminem and said, "Looks like you got BALLS DEEP into trouble there."
Mariofreak55 went up to Steal and Eminem and said, "Listen, guys, we can escape during the confusion. I know a secret route. Follow me." Mariofreak led them to his room and showed them his Jessica Alba poster. Eminem said, "Dude, we're not going to jack off together, are we?" Mariofreak said, "No. Why would that be the first thing to come to your mind?" Eminem frowned, "No reason." Mariofreak ripped the poster and showed a hole in the wall. Mariofreak said, "I've been building this for weeks. No one saw it because I made it at night." Mariofreak climbed in the hole and began to crawl. Eminem went in next and crawled through. Steal was last and crawled in. They made it out and got out of the prison. They had nearly made it out all the way of the prison's area when they heard a gunshot.
Steal was sniped in the skull. Steal collapsed but uttered one last sentence, "Balls... Deep... Into... Heav-" Eminem and Mariofreak looked at each other and ran straight forward for the ocean. They came to the end of a monster cliff. They looked behind them and saw the prison guards coming after them. They knew they had no choice. Mariofreak55 said, "Well... It's been nice knowing you." Eminem smiled and said, "Likewise." They jumped off the cliff and into the abyss.
*END FLASHBACK*
Steal kicked so much ass, why'd he have to die gonk;
Chapter 7: Camp Shenenigans
Still blinded by the cum, The Oggmonster stumbled his way to Dictator Mariofreak and screamed, "YOU GAVE ME A SILENT SURPIRSE DURING THE NIGHT SO I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ONE!" Ogg kicked Dictator Mariofreak in the shins which dropped him to his knees. The Oggmonster brandished his sword and said, "Prepare for the ultimate punishment..." Dictator Mariofreak struggled but could not break free of the druggy's strong grip. Dictator Mariofreak yelled, "SECRET SERVICE, HELP!" Dictator Mariofreak's Secret Service said, "Sir, it's the law. Cut off an arm, you get your arm cut off. Cum in someone's eyes, get your eyes cummed tight."
Dictator Mariofreak cried as The Oggmonster made his sword become larger and more massive by the second. Dictator Mariofreak said, "I only have one regret and that is not eating cheese." At that exact moment, The Oggmonster reached his mass limit and it began.
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I declare this fan-fiction dead. I will be starting over with a brand new idea. After doing a certain flashback, I have realized what a more rich story that would be instead of this one which I have done too many damn times. New ideas deserve new fan-fics. LOCK THIS PLZ
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 13, 2007, 02:01:06 PM
I declare this fan-fiction dead. I will be starting over with a brand new idea. After doing a certain flashback, I have realized what a more rich story that would be instead of this one which I have done too many damn times. New ideas deserve new fan-fics. LOCK THIS PLZ
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 13, 2007, 02:01:06 PM
I declare this fan-fiction dead. I will be starting over with a brand new idea. After doing a certain flashback, I have realized what a more rich story that would be instead of this one which I have done too many damn times. New ideas deserve new fan-fics. LOCK THIS PLZ
It was just an Outsider Gets Lost rewrite anyway. y;