Boyah Gets Lost: Dictator MF gets a taste of his own medicine... Which is cum.

[Andrew1911]

A while back, I made an epic fan-fic on the entirety of Boyah becoming lost on an island with a mystery why they crashed and who did it. Of course, it got really odd in the end but I thought it ended well. But, I did not like most of the chapters.

Speficially, the beginning and some of the middle. The end... Eh. I want to remake it. I promise an epic fan-fic with almost all of Boyah in it. The interesting people, of course. Well, I'm not going to be in it but I'm interesting, anyway. LET'S GET IT STARTED.

The Prologue of the One they call Kaz

Kazooie-Banjo turned on his laptop. He muttered to himself, "Dammit, what are these spots on my penis?" Kaz ignored his Michael Jackson-like penis and went to Boyah. He looked on the News board because everyone checks that board out when they first log on. Lawlz had just announced major news. Kaz cheered as Lawlz had planned for a trip to go to Japan to visit a hentai factory to fap to.

He looked on the date for when they leave for the airport. It was today. Kaz screamed like a girlish girl and asked his mom for a ride. Kaz's mother screamed, "SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU LITTLE ACCIDENT! I'M WATCHING DR. PHIL ON PARENTING!" Kaz retreated and had to find an alternate means of transportation. Kaz searched and finally found his way to the airport... His magic box.

Kaz went into the box and began to press the sides to make it speed up. His mother came into his room and screeched, "YOU MOTHERFUCKER! GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING BOX!" Kaz cried to his mother, "Why, Mom, why? Why can't you just take me to the airport to go to Japan?" His mother smiled, "Wait... You're going to leave? For a couple of days? You know what? I think I can give you a ride now, Kaz."

Kaz's mother threw him into the backseat. She was going 80 in a 30 miles per hour road. Kaz asked, "Mom, are you drunk?" Kaz's mother turned around, slapped him, and screamed, "NOT ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH YOU, YOU SHIT!" Kaz's mother finally got to the airport and threw him out of the car. Kaz had made it. He could finally get to the plane to leave with his fellow Boyaholics to Japan. He checked his watch. Kaz smiled and thought to himself, "Hah, made it here with two hours to go. I'm good."

Kaz went up to check in and gave the man his ticket. The man looked at the ticket and said, "Uh, sir, this is for Wenesday. It's Monday." Kaz screamed, "WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS?" The man gave Kaz his ticket. Kaz said, "Shit. Can I borrow your phone, sir?" Kaz called his mother up and asked, "Hey, Mom, it turns out I got the wrong date. It's actually for Wenesday. Silly, huh? Can you come pick me up?" Kaz's mother said, "I wasted enough gas for you today. Looks like you're staying there, you stupid shit. See ya." Kaz heard the familar click of the phone.

Kazooie-Banjo went to a bench, popped a few of his happy pills in his mouth, and went to sleep.

[Feynman]

Sucks without me.

[Daddy]

Sucks without me.

[Andrew1911]

MOAR PROLOGUE: FEATURING CURRENT STUD JMV AND BANNED STUD SILVERHAWK

NOTE: FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES OF THIS FANFIC, JMV AND SILVERHAWK ARE RELATED AND SILVERHAWK IS BANT. THAT IS ALL.

JMV was struggling to pick a nice shirt for the trip. Silverhawk entered his room and sniffled. JMV turned around and said, "Look, I tried to protect you from getting banned but, no, Mr. Fancy Pants Eminem had to ban you for something as trivial as 'trolling' and whatnot. Not my fault."

Silver cried, "Smuggle me on the plane." JMV said, "How the fuck am I going to do that?" Silver suggested, "Eat me." JMV said, "Are you high, Silver?" Silver said, "Not enough." JMV said, "Well, maybe, we have a briefcase we can hide you in or something." Silver said, "How about that one in the closet?" JMV proclaimed, "My God, Silver, we can do that! Alright, let's find out how pliable you are."

As it turns out, Silverhawk was a world class gymnast. He was also highly trained in the art of ribbon spinning. Silver was able to fit into the suitcase easily. Silver screamed from the confines of the suitcase, "Make sure I don't get sent to Singapore or something." JMV said, "Whatever."

After driving to the airport, JMV brought the suitcase to check in and passed Kazooie-Banjo, sleeping on a bench. JMV went up to Kaz and screamed, "TIME TO GET UP, BITCH CUNT!" Many women in the lobby gave JMV the evil eye as Kaz awoke. Kaz said, "Hey, JMV... Just tried some of my happy pills. Is it time to go?" JMV smiled, "Yep... Boyah is going to Japan."

[ClassicTyler]

It's good.


But where am I at?  dawkins;

[Andrew1911]

Sucks without me.

ur not in it yet nub

[The Oggmonster]

omg wer m i, it suks w/o me.  kratos; doom; orks;

[anus]

itz gud, but itd b better wit mii.

[Wrench]

Is there sign ups or do we just get thrown in? 

[Andrew1911]

EVEN MOAR PROLOGUE: Classictyler, the lovable obessive complusive gay racist!

Classictyler had finished packing. He looked around and made sure everything was in it's place. He went to the door to close his room. He opened and closed the door three times in a row. CT said, "Oh, Mother, it is time for me to depart for the country of Japan with my associates from the website known as Boyah." CT's' mother said, "Alright, you damn fag. Let's get you out of the house for a long time." CT's mother accidently knocked down a candle on the table as she said this statement.

CT ran to the candle and meticiously made sure it would be in the right position when he placed it back in. CT slid it back in perfectly and said, "It is time to go now, Mother." The two left the house and entered the car. Before CT entered, he made sure the seat was clean for him to sit down. As he inspected, he found a bug. CT grabbed a handkerchief from his pocket and pushed the bug out of the car. CT cleaned the seat, sat down, and closed the door. They were finally off.

They arrived at the airport and CT thanked his mother as she spat on him. He grabbed his luggage and went to check in. As he went to check in, he heard someone scream, "TIME TO GET UP, BITCH CUNT!" CT began to walk a little faster, afraid that a black person could attack him at any moment. CT walked up to the counter and asked, "Why, hello there. My name is Classictyler and I am here to check in for the 12:30 P.M. trip to Japan." The man said, "Alright, give me your luggage and you can be off on your way." CT said fearfully, "Give... You... My... Luggage? Uh, can I just take it on the plane?"

The man said, "No, sir, you have to leave it here or else you can't bring it with you to Japan." CT was afraid that a negro would try to steal the contents in his luggage or get his germs on them. He couldn't leave his luggage here since all of his germ fighting equipment was in his luggage. He finally broke down and gave his luggage to the man. Classictyler sighed and thought to himself, "Great, some Negro will now go through my luggage and get his germs all in my stuff. Fantastic."

[Andrew1911]

Is there sign ups or do we just get thrown in? 

teh laterz

[Tri4se]

So far so good.

[fox127]

I LOVE IT flashfap;

[Andrew1911]

Let me hype up the next two part prologue by saying I believe it is the most epic two parter prologue I have ever made.  nigro;

[ClassicTyler]

I love my story.