Boyah Gets Lost: Dictator MF gets a taste of his own medicine... Which is cum.

[Bushy]

Why all the anger towards me?

What, I gave you a chapter of your own.

But I died, and I don't like dieing. 

*pours Oil on you*

Hah china;

umm wtf r u doin?

umm pourin oil on u so u stop doin gud 4 teh planet

ummm wtf imma clean it up, idiot.  orks;

stfu, ill kill that indian kid and steal his wring then

[V]

Why all the anger towards me?

What, I gave you a chapter of your own.

But I died, and I don't like dieing. 

*pours Oil on you*

Hah china;

umm wtf r u doin?

umm pourin oil on u so u stop doin gud 4 teh planet

ummm wtf imma clean it up, idiot.  orks;

stfu, ill kill that indian kid and steal his wring then

That black kid has pistol, now stfu or die.  orks;

[mariofreak55]

stop spamming guys

anyways, I hope I'm not dead.

[Andrew1911]

EVEN MOAR MOAR PROLOGUE PART 2: FURRY RAPE STARRING MARIOFREAK55

Mariofreak55 awoke and heard grunting. He opened his eyes and saw a strange cabin. He kept hearing those grunts behind him. He turned his head around and saw a giant bunny masturbating in the corner of the room with a makeshift vagina. Mariofreak tried not to scream so the giant bunny wouldn't find another place to use his cock. He tried to move his hands but saw they were tied down. His feet were tied down too.

He than realized he was in the doggie style position. MF began to sweat as he heard the grunting becoming louder. Sloppo checked his watch. He had five more hours to get to the airport. He had to make it out of there. The giant bunny's grunting became so loud that MF could not hear himself think. "A-ha!" MF thought to himself. He moved his wrist so the glass from his watch could cut the rope.

Mariofreak cut the first rope off and got the second rope off. As he got the third rope off, he heard a loud splosh sound and he knew what that meant. The giant bunny said, "What an awesome work-out. Time for the main treat." As the giant bunny turned around, he looked to where he placed Mariofreak55. The giant bunny saw the ropes cut and screamed, "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY LOVE PUPPET?"

Mariofreak was running in the forest to the airport like a deadbeat father from his child support bills. He heard noises behind him and he knew the giant bunny was on his tail. He had to get to civilization and quick before this thing got him. The noises behind him were getting louder as the giant bunny was closing the distance. Mariofreak grabbed glass from his watch and screamed, "COME GET A TASTE OF MY ASHLEY TISDALE WATCH, YOU SHIT!"

The giant bunny tried tackling Mariofreak to the ground but Mariofreak cut the giant bunny's throat. The giant bunny began to gargle on his own blood. MF than noticed it was a mask. He took the mask off and discovered... It was really his friend, Eminem. Eminem said, "Time... To... Get... Up..."

Eminem screamed, "You're fucking drooling on my shoulder, you freak!" MF awoke on the plane. MF said, "I just had the strangest dream... I dreamt you were a furry an-" Eminem interrupted, "You know what? Just stop right at furry please. I don't want to know the rest." Eminem heard muttering from the seat in front of him and said, "Hey, shut the fuck up, CT. You don't need to count how many threads are in the seat. Ass." Mariofreak55 said, "Pleasure Hole... I am coming for you."

[mariofreak55]

...

voomts;

I would never have done that Eminem... Thank god it wasn't true.

[fox127]

I lol'd

[Andrew1911]

ANOTHER GAY PROLOGUE: POTHEAD NAMED THE OGGMONSTER HAS PROLOGUE SOMEHOW

The Oggmonster was rocking out with his cock out. He screamed, "OH, YEAH, MAN! LISTEN TO THAT KICKASS SONG! WHOO! God damn, Pink Floyd kicks ass." Ogg took a hit from his bong and said, "Oh, yeah, that's the shit." Ogg's father came in and asked, "Everything alright, son?" Ogg said, "Dad, I'm trying to get high here, do you mind?" His father apologized, "Oh, sorry, Ogg, I just wanted to ask you if you had that trip today because it's almost an hour before it leaves if it is today that is."

The Oggmonster looked at the clock. Ogg said, "Hang on, lemme check my computer." Ogg went to his fish tank and put his hands in. His father said, "Uh, Ogg, that's the fish tank." Ogg said, "I knew that. Get off my back, you dick." Ogg went up to his computer and typed in boobs. The Oggmonster began to masturbate and his father said, "Uh, weren't you going to look the time for you to go?" Ogg screamed, "Let me finish up f- Never mind." Ogg looked at the date and time. Ogg looked at the clock. Ogg stood in thought for several minutes.

The Oggmonster proclaimed, "It's in an hour." Ogg finally realized what that meant and screamed, "DAD, DRIVE ME TO THE AIRPORT, QUICK!" His father brought his luggage to the car and thought to himself, "Finally, my wife and I can move away from this dumbass when he's away." He drove Ogg to the airport and screamed as he was leaving, "Yeah, kind of love you, bye!" Ogg than looked at the doors.

The Oggmonster said, "Open." They did not open. Ogg said a little louder, "OPEN." Ogg screamed, "OPEN, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" As he said this, someone was playing around with the handicap button and the doors opened. Ogg said in a sarcastic tone, "Thank you so much, doors." Ogg checked in and went to the airplane. He opened his magical sleepytime mushrooms and said to the person next to him, "Hey, you want some?" The person declined and The Oggmonster said, "Fine, more magic flying elves for me."

[mariofreak55]

Hahahaha, that was good

[Andrew1911]

ONE MORE PROLOGUE... UNTIL THE NEXT ONE: REAPER IS ASS

"I mean, he just talks so strange now. Every sentence sounds like Gilbert Godfried took some crack and injected himself with heroin while taking marijuana! It's terrible," Screamed the mother of a troubled son. The analrapist spoke, "Yes, I can see how that troubles you so. Now... Reaper, how do you feel about what your mother is saying?" Reaper said calmly, "lol she justz be a crazy bitchzorz olol." The analrapist said, "Uh, excuse me, what?" Reaper's mother cried, "See, this is what I'm talking about!"

Reaper replied, "stfu nubcakes i gotz to go to japaz todayz" The analrapist interjected, "Reaper, you cannot go to Japan today. We need to get to the bottom of this matter." Reaper screamed, " i gunna rapez u if u do notz let mez goez hor " The analrapist whimpered, "Yes... Sir. You can leave now." Reaper left and screamed, "hor timez to go " Reaper's mother said, "Is there anything I can do to make him better?" The analrapist said, "No... I am afraid he is pure evil. You will have to kill him when he returns from his trip."

Reaper's mother started the car up and took her son to the airport. Reaper's mother said, "Now, Reaper, behave yourself there. I don't want you telling the people of Japan to go fuck themselves or attempt to rape them. Got it?" Reaper said, "i dun makez no promizez toz horz " Reaper exited the car and headed to the plane. The check-in man said, "Sir, you need to come to check in!" Reaper went right up to the man's face and screamed, "HOWZ ABOUTZ I RAPEZ UR AS SHOEL NUBCAKE " The man stood down and said, "You can go right ahead, sir..."

Reaper went on the plane and sat next to a familar face. Reaper said, "whatz up budz" V said, "What's up, Reaper? You ready for Japan?" Reaper said, "hellz yeah i gunna killz m & ms thar olol"

[V]

lol. I love how Reaper would just start screaming uncontrollably.  Funny shit.

[Andrew1911]

THE NEXT PROLOGUE AFTER THAT ONE: LAWLZ SHITS SELF

Lawlz was packed and ready to go. He said to himself, "The main admin for Outsider is located in Japan... I'll finally be able to take those bastards who banned me and supported the idiots who banned me. I'll fuck them up for good. I will soon be all powerful." Lawlz drove to the airport and parked in the garage. He picked up his suitcase filled with powerful electronic equipment designed to rape Outsider and walked to the crosswalk.

He looked both ways and saw no cars. He began to walk across the crosswalk when some crazy drunk bitch drove like a maniac and hit Lawlz. Unfortunately for Lawlz, the woman was so drunk she did not realize she hit someone and that someone was still on their hood. Lawlz held onto the hood with his briefcase and screamed, "BITCH, STOP THE CAR!" The woman said, "A... Are damn bugs... On the windshield?" She used the wiper fluid and that sprayed Lawlz in the eyes.

Lawlz screamed, "YOU FUCKING BITCH! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES ARE RUINED!" He let go of the windshield and rolled off the hood of the car, making sure his suitcase was safe and landed on the grass. Lawlz only got a few bruises and broken ribs from the crazy bitch. Strangely, he rolled off right where he was hit. Lawlz went inside and checked in. He gave his suitcase to the man and wondered if the equipment would be all right. Lawlz decided it would be fine and headed to the plane for Japan.

Super duper special note: The crazy bitch driving the car is actually Classictyler's mom. She got so drunk that she hallucinated CT at home and ordered him to get in the car to get back to the airport. THE MORE YOU KNOW!

[fox127]

I lol'd again

[mariofreak55]

damnit CT's mom

[Andrew1911]

The Beginning of the End... No, it's the end of the beginning because we just finished the prologues. Wait... What? IT'S THE FUCKING PLANE SCENE SO SHUT THE FUCK UP: THE OGGMONSTER SHRINKS AND GETS SHIT ON

Mariofreak55 sipped on his drink, eagerly awaiting to land in Japan. He said to Eminem, "You excited, man?" Eminem said, "Hell yeah! HENTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Mariofreak55 rolled his eyes and said, "You and your earthly pleasures. I'm going to expand my mind by playing with the Wii Glory Hole and you're just going to rot yours out, masturbating to hentai." Eminem wittly replied, "Hey, at least, I might get laid by a hentai artist so shut the fuck up."

The Oggmonster awoke and said, "God dammit, I need to take a shit." He entered the bathroom and took some more shrooms. Ogg than began to shrink rapidly. While falling into the toilet, he accidently unlocked the bathroom. Ogg screamed, "Oh, fuck!" He was alone in a blue toilet, susceptible to death from anything... The bathroom door opened and, unfortunately for Ogg, it was Mariofreak55. Due to Mariofreak55's girth, Ogg was doomed. Ogg screamed, "MARIOFREAK! I'M DOWN HERE!"

Mariofreak55 said, "Oh, man, this shit is going to be massive. I just ate five chili dogs and Taco Bell before coming on the plane. If anything has shrunk and fell into the toilet, it's going to die." Ogg cried as Mariofreak55 took off his pants and sat his ass on the toilet. Mariofreak55 said, "The first one is always the hardest..." Ogg looked up and saw a massive turd heading his way. The Oggmonster cried as it fell loose from Mariofreak and was about to topple on him.

The Oggmonster screamed, "NO, DON'T FALL ON ME, MARIOFREAKS BIG PILE OF SHIT!" Ogg found out that he was just having a shitty acid trip and said, "Why did Dad give me these horrible shrooms? I have to teach that fucker a lesson when I get back to the island..." Ogg left the bathroom and realized he shit his pants. Ogg decided it didn't matter that much and went back to his seat.

Silverhawk was still in JMV's suitcase. The suitcase was moving all around the baggage area on the plane, making Silver vomit in the suitcase. He said to himself, "Well... This was a terrible idea." Silver cut the briefcase open and looked around the baggage area on the plane. He saw a briefcase filled with technical stuff. Silver saw something that looked like a DS and decided to play around with it a bit.

[mariofreak55]

Your overabundance of chapters is making each one less important like.

Keep it down Anjew.

Good though. How did you know what I ate?