Boyah Gets Lost: Dictator MF gets a taste of his own medicine... Which is cum.

[Andrew1911]

WHAT IS A BOY TO DO

no ur dead

[mariofreak55]

"if ur gunna triz to rapez me ur gunna getz raped1!11!1shiftkey1!!"


I lol'd

[fox127]

wtf...I lmao'd

[Andrew1911]

SHORTEST CHAPTER 5 EVER: Daddy, Would You Like Some Cumsages?

Unfortunately for The Oggmonster, Dictator Mariofreak switched positions over the night so when Dictator Mariofreak reached his mass limit... Yeah... The Oggmonster tried to open his eyes but they were glued shut. The Oggmonster started to scream, "I'M BLIND! I'VE BEEN BLINDED BY THE LIGHT!" The first awoken by his screams was Lozal who inspected his eyes. Lozal laughed, "Dude, you just got cummed on!" The Oggmonster screamed, "WHAT THE FUCK? WHO CUMMED ON ME? Hey, wait, how did you know it was cum so quickly?" Lozal coughed, "Hey, let's change the subject! Hey, wasn't Dictator Mariofreak sleeping right next to you?"

[fox127]

XD XD XD lol!

[mariofreak55]

sry ogg

[Andrew1911]

FILLER FLASHBACK: The Mariofreak Redemption

Mariofreak55 was watching a man get shived in the shower. He scoffed as the man fell down slowly and collapsed, not even giving a fight. Mariofreak dried himself off and walked his normal route in prison. His prison buddy, Eminem,, said, "Hey, Mariofreak, new prisoners today. Look at the little fresh meat. Could just get behind them and rape them all day. Oh, yeah..." Mariofreak said, "I'm not into that kind of stuff, Eminem, you know that." Eminem scoffed, "Of course, I know that, man. You've been here for, like, fifteen years. How could I not know you?" Mariofreak said, "You still got aways to go, Eminem. You've still got aways to go..." The prisoners hooted the fresh meat when they entered the gates. One prisoner screamed, "HEY, TUBBO! I GUNNA GIT U GOOD!" Mariofreak had a perplexed expression as he saw a curious new prisoner. He had a scar on his left eye. Mariofreak55 was intrigued.

The next day in prison, Mariofreak55 saw the scarred man again. Mariofreak went up to him and said, "Hey, buddy. Where'd you get that scar? Bank heist?" The scarred man said, "Forums." Mariofreak laughed, "An internet forum? Come on, man. I've been on those before. How the hell you get that from an internet forum?" The scarred man grabbed Mariofreakl's throat and whispered, "YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I HAVE SEEN, MAN... I'VE GOTTEN BALLS DEEP INTO FORUMS ALL OVER THE WORLD... I HAVE SEEN THINGS I CANNOT UNSEE..." Mariofreak than knew who the man was... Mariofreak55 said, "You must be... Him..."

[mariofreak55]

I was laughing even though there were no real jokes.

This is real good Andrew.

[Andrew1911]

A prison riot erupted. Mariofreak55 was caught in the hoopla as the fighting began to grow larger. Mariofreak saw his prison buddy, Eminem, getting gang banged by several large black men. Mariofreak had to help him. Mariofreak saw his new friend beating up some prisoners... Steal. Mariofreak screamed, "STEAL! SAVE EMINEM!" Steal screamed and jumped into action. He dived into the gangbanging pile. He grabbed Bubba and punched his stomach so far, that Bubba threw up the remnants of his lunch. Bubba collapsed. Steal was jumped on by Ray-Ray and Shay-Shay. Steal grabbed Ray-Ray's eye and plucked it out. Ray-Ray screamed, rolling on the floor. Steal threw the eye into Shay-Shay's mouth. Shay-Shay choked on the eyeball and died. Steal kicked Ray-Ray's body hard. Steal held out a hand to Eminem and said, "Looks like you got BALLS DEEP into trouble there."

Mariofreak55 went up to Steal and Eminem and said, "Listen, guys, we can escape during the confusion. I know a secret route. Follow me." Mariofreak led them to his room and showed them his Jessica Alba poster. Eminem said, "Dude, we're not going to jack off together, are we?" Mariofreak said, "No. Why would that be the first thing to come to your mind?" Eminem frowned, "No reason." Mariofreak ripped the poster and showed a hole in the wall. Mariofreak said, "I've been building this for weeks. No one saw it because I made it at night." Mariofreak climbed in the hole and began to crawl. Eminem went in next and crawled through. Steal was last and crawled in. They made it out and got out of the prison. They had nearly made it out all the way of the prison's area when they heard a gunshot.

Steal was sniped in the skull. Steal collapsed but uttered one last sentence, "Balls... Deep... Into... Heav-" Eminem and Mariofreak looked at each other and ran straight forward for the ocean. They came to the end of a monster cliff. They looked behind them and saw the prison guards coming after them. They knew they had no choice. Mariofreak55 said, "Well... It's been nice knowing you." Eminem smiled and said, "Likewise." They jumped off the cliff and into the abyss.

*END FLASHBACK*

[mariofreak55]

That was strangely touching.

dawkins;

[Andrew1911]

Chapter 6: Reaper's Job Is Not Finished

Reaper is held down on an operating table. The man Reaper saw before is looking over him. The man says, "Ah, Reaper... You're lucky that you landed on my former assistant, Vagina." Reaper chuckled. The man frowned, "Yes, that is quite an unfortunate name for a man to have. But, you're lucky he was in the same exact place where you fell. He saved your life. You can't really return the favor because you broke his neck. Nice job. Now, I have to find someone who knows how I like my whores to look like. But, you can make it up to me. See, what we're about to do now is give you a frontal lobotomy. See, with this handy dandy surgery, we're going to extract part of your brain and make you kill your friends. It will be rather funny if I say so myself. Even better, we're giving you the full Robocop makeover. You're going to look bitchin' when we're finished with you. Unfortunately, you won't be able to tell because you'll pretty much be brain dead by than. See you, Reaper..."

Reaper tried to break loose and scream for help but he was tied down tightly and his mouth was taped shut. Reaper saw the brain surgeon take out the rusty knife and Reaper shed a tear. His final thought before losing all free will was, "lol am i getin laidz rihgtz nao???"

[UnagiPower]

A prison riot erupted. Mariofreak55 was caught in the hoopla as the fighting began to grow larger. Mariofreak saw his prison buddy, Eminem, getting gang banged by several large black men. Mariofreak had to help him. Mariofreak saw his new friend beating up some prisoners... Steal. Mariofreak screamed, "STEAL! SAVE EMINEM!" Steal screamed and jumped into action. He dived into the gangbanging pile. He grabbed Bubba and punched his stomach so far, that Bubba threw up the remnants of his lunch. Bubba collapsed. Steal was jumped on by Ray-Ray and Shay-Shay. Steal grabbed Ray-Ray's eye and plucked it out. Ray-Ray screamed, rolling on the floor. Steal threw the eye into Shay-Shay's mouth. Shay-Shay choked on the eyeball and died. Steal kicked Ray-Ray's body hard. Steal held out a hand to Eminem and said, "Looks like you got BALLS DEEP into trouble there."

Mariofreak55 went up to Steal and Eminem and said, "Listen, guys, we can escape during the confusion. I know a secret route. Follow me." Mariofreak led them to his room and showed them his Jessica Alba poster. Eminem said, "Dude, we're not going to jack off together, are we?" Mariofreak said, "No. Why would that be the first thing to come to your mind?" Eminem frowned, "No reason." Mariofreak ripped the poster and showed a hole in the wall. Mariofreak said, "I've been building this for weeks. No one saw it because I made it at night." Mariofreak climbed in the hole and began to crawl. Eminem went in next and crawled through. Steal was last and crawled in. They made it out and got out of the prison. They had nearly made it out all the way of the prison's area when they heard a gunshot.

Steal was sniped in the skull. Steal collapsed but uttered one last sentence, "Balls... Deep... Into... Heav-" Eminem and Mariofreak looked at each other and ran straight forward for the ocean. They came to the end of a monster cliff. They looked behind them and saw the prison guards coming after them. They knew they had no choice. Mariofreak55 said, "Well... It's been nice knowing you." Eminem smiled and said, "Likewise." They jumped off the cliff and into the abyss.

*END FLASHBACK*

Steal kicked so much ass, why'd he have to die

[Andrew1911]

Chapter 7: Camp Shenenigans

Still blinded by the cum, The Oggmonster stumbled his way to Dictator Mariofreak and screamed, "YOU GAVE ME A SILENT SURPIRSE DURING THE NIGHT SO I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ONE!" Ogg kicked Dictator Mariofreak in the shins which dropped him to his knees. The Oggmonster brandished his sword and said, "Prepare for the ultimate punishment..." Dictator Mariofreak struggled but could not break free of the druggy's strong grip. Dictator Mariofreak yelled, "SECRET SERVICE, HELP!" Dictator Mariofreak's Secret Service said, "Sir, it's the law. Cut off an arm, you get your arm cut off. Cum in someone's eyes, get your eyes cummed tight."

Dictator Mariofreak cried as The Oggmonster made his sword become larger and more massive by the second. Dictator Mariofreak said, "I only have one regret and that is not eating cheese." At that exact moment, The Oggmonster reached his mass limit and it began.

[mariofreak55]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Andrew1911]

I declare this fan-fiction dead. I will be starting over with a brand new idea. After doing a certain flashback, I have realized what a more rich story that would be instead of this one which I have done too many damn times. New ideas deserve new fan-fics. LOCK THIS PLZ