It's the most idiotic thing in the world.
It's a fact that they are only sdaying that to cover it up that they cvan't get it.
Seriously, be like me, and don't deny the fact: I AM A LOSER WHO CAN'T GET ANY ACTION! gonk;
It sounds much less idiotic, believe it or not.
I can't either , but im not a loser.
EXPLAINS ASEXUALS
Yeah, I can't get any action either, but I really don't mind not having any, at least, not for now. Having a girlfriend would totally ruin my grades. edumacate;
A girl named Cheyenne would put out at any time, but I really don't want it. When I say teen sex disgusts me, I'm serious. psyduck;
Quote from: Lawlz on September 26, 2007, 01:02:28 PM
A girl named Cheyenne would put out at any time, but I really don't want it. When I say teen sex disgusts me, I'm serious. psyduck;
You could probably eat a meal while watching a woman masturbate with an octopus or some crazy shit, yet teen sex disgusts you....
Quote from: SELKIE on September 26, 2007, 01:03:55 PM
You could probably eat a meal while watching a woman masturbate with an octopus or some crazy shit, yet teen sex disgusts you....
Because that woman is an adult, and [probably] knows what she is doing.
There are many sluts out there, any guy can get some from them but thats no challenge
Quote from: Lawlz on September 26, 2007, 01:05:33 PM
Because that woman is an adult, and [probably] knows what she is doing.
Alright, so if the hottest girl your age in the world went up to you and asked you for sex (lol), you wouldn't give it to her?
Quote from: SELKIE on September 26, 2007, 02:23:49 PM
Alright, so if the hottest girl your age in the world went up to you and asked you for sex (lol), you wouldn't give it to her?
THINK OF THAT HOT RUSSIAN SOMETHING CHICK WITH THE ACCENT, LAWLZ. powerofone;
Quote from: SELKIE on September 26, 2007, 02:23:49 PM
Alright, so if the hottest girl your age in the world went up to you and asked you for sex (lol), you wouldn't give it to her?
Lawlz is gay, you mean guy argh;
I can't get any, but I'm not a loser.
I'm a loser who can't get any action. :(
Quote from: PHANTOM HOURGLASS on September 26, 2007, 02:24:28 PM
THINK OF THAT HOT RUSSIAN SOMETHING CHICK WITH THE ACCENT, LAWLZ. powerofone;
I could never see myself sticking it in her pooper. psyduck;
I'll have a greater interest in sex some day, but as of now, it's not something I'm going to even bother worrying about.
Quote from: Rape Artist on September 26, 2007, 03:21:35 PM
I'm a loser who can't get any action. :(
how much r plane tikits
Quote from: Lawlz on September 26, 2007, 05:19:45 PM
I could never see myself sticking it in her pooper. psyduck;
I'll have a greater interest in sex some day, but as of now, it's not something I'm going to even bother worrying about.
Then just stick it in her vagoo instead navi;
itt lawlz pretends to be refined
Quote from: Commodore Guff on September 26, 2007, 05:22:21 PM
itt lawlz pretends to be refined
itt guff just admits hes a handsome manwhore but riddled with stds
Quote from: Lawlz on September 26, 2007, 05:24:56 PM
itt guff just admits hes a handsome manwhore but riddled with stds
i never hid it psyduck;
Quote from: SELKIE on September 26, 2007, 05:21:57 PM
Then just stick it in her vagoo instead navi;
Beat me to it. emo;
Lawlz, you need to provide pics of this Russian girl you adore so much. ness;
Quote from: steal on September 26, 2007, 06:27:13 PM
I'm a loser who can't get any action, and will die a virgin when I kill myself in an incredible disgusting yet badass manner at the age of 34.
And I assume you'll have a dildo in your ass, too? caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on September 26, 2007, 06:30:02 PM
And I assume you'll have a dildo in your ass, too? caterpie;
no a carrot
I want action, but not from anyone my age because I fucking hate teenagers.
Yes, I realize the hypocrisy.
Quote from: steal on September 26, 2007, 07:44:37 PM
For the longest time I thought you were like 20. caterpie;
Seriously? Damn, son.
I wouldn't... Not only because of my religion, but also because it could fuck you up in life in general as well. There could be a pregnancy or you could get an STD and it's not worth it for some slut.
Just take a BJ/HJ, it saves the chance of getting a girl pregnant. nigro;
Unless she swallows, of course.
Quote from: Colin on September 27, 2007, 01:15:11 PM
Just take a BJ/HJ, it saves the chance of getting a girl pregnant. nigro;
Unless she swallows, of course.
..you
are kidding, right? >.>
And even so, these days STD's are more to worry about than pregnancy.