When a teenage guy says he doesn't want action...

[Daddy]

I'm a loser who can't get any action.

how much r plane tikits

[Selkie]

I could never see myself sticking it in her pooper.

I'll have a greater interest in sex some day, but as of now, it's not something I'm going to even bother worrying about.

Then just stick it in her vagoo instead  navi;

[guff]

itt lawlz pretends to be refined

[ncba93ivyase]

itt lawlz pretends to be refined

itt guff just admits hes a handsome manwhore but riddled with stds

[guff]

itt guff just admits hes a handsome manwhore but riddled with stds

i never hid it

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Then just stick it in her vagoo instead  navi;

Beat me to it. emo;

Lawlz, you need to provide pics of this Russian girl you adore so much. ness;

[Sam]

how much r plane tikits

A looooot.

[ncba93ivyase]

I'm a loser who can't get any action, and will die a virgin when I kill myself in an incredible disgusting yet manner at the age of 34.

And I assume you'll have a dildo in your ass, too? caterpie;

[UnagiPower]

And I assume you'll have a dildo in your ass, too? caterpie;

no a carrot

[Houdini]

I want action, but not from anyone my age because I fucking hate teenagers.

Yes, I realize the hypocrisy.

[Tomboh]

I'm a loser who can't get any action.

come to me

[Houdini]

For the longest time I thought you were like 20. caterpie;

Seriously? Damn, son.

[YPrrrr]

I wouldn't... Not only because of my religion, but also because it could fuck you up in life in general as well. There could be a pregnancy or you could get an STD and it's not worth it for some slut.

[~Fiesta~]

Just take a BJ/HJ, it saves the chance of getting a girl pregnant.  nigro;

Unless she swallows, of course.

[Sam]

Just take a BJ/HJ, it saves the chance of getting a girl pregnant.  nigro;

Unless she swallows, of course.

..you are kidding, right? >.>


And even so, these days STD's are more to worry about than pregnancy.