None of my god damn printers work. My mom bought ink for our old one, crammed it in, managed to break it, and says I destroyed it by deleting some icons from her dock (she's mentally retarded, literally.) Then my dad got us some shitty-ass HP printer a few months back and it printed nothing but purple, all while nearly causing a kernel panic because it installs corrupted files. Now the piece of shit prints blank pages, even though the ink is full.
My mom keeps trying to say it's because I deleted some god damn HP dock icons, and I want to slit her god damn throat.
It's because you use a Mac, dumbass :|
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Quote from: Your Posting Rival on August 19, 2007, 10:10:28 AM
It's because you use a Mac, dumbass :|
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It's because my parents always buy the cheapest god damn hardware possible, and because HP's employees all have an IQ below 20.
Quote from: Lawlz on August 19, 2007, 10:11:30 AM
and because HP's employees all have an IQ below 20.
agrrrrreeed!
My hp printer has been working for 4 years now, but now when I reformatted, it only prints blank pages. :|
Oh, look I through a hammer at my printer cause Lawlz told me to.
You have a mom? v;
SO I MAY BE ABLE TO BUY ANOTHER PRINTER TODAY. WHAT BRAND SHOULD I GO FOR?
Quote from: Lawlz on August 19, 2007, 10:19:58 AM
SO I MAY BE ABLE TO BUY ANOTHER PRINTER TODAY. WHAT BRAND SHOULD I GO FOR?
do they have like white mac printers?
My mom cried because I deleted at least 70 out of her 75 desktop icons. And, yes, she cried.
Quote from: Ricky on August 19, 2007, 10:35:35 AM
My mom cried because I deleted at least 70 out of her 75 desktop icons. And, yes, she cried.
WTF, does she not realize she doesn't have to have them to use the programs? psyduck;
Get a Canon/Pixma. Mine comes with a scanner. flower;
Quote from: WrenchNinja on August 19, 2007, 10:41:31 AM
Get a Canon/Pixma. Mine comes with a scanner. flower;
It's the Canon that wouldn't even start up.
Quote from: Ricky on August 19, 2007, 10:35:35 AM
My mom cried because I deleted at least 70 out of her 75 desktop icons. And, yes, she cried.
My mom was crying too. And screaming. And kicking. psyduck;
I just have to wonder why I'm not in Special Ed.
Also, I managed to get the HP to work... but it says I need new ink cartridges for color, even though we just bought some. psyduck;
Well, I'll go for it and see if it works.
The most my parents ever got to interfering with what I do on the OS is just when my dad came by and looked at my desktop and said "Oh, hey, lookie all the icons!" But, if my mom ever acts that retarded around a computer, I kick her out. All my dad ever wants is for me to check his email often for messages from his colleges and the board of pediatrics, and all my mom ever wants is to have a chat with my mic with her brother who lives overseas.
Quote from: Bassir C. on August 19, 2007, 10:44:47 AM
The most my parents ever got to interfering with what I do on the OS is just when my dad came by and looked at my desktop and said "Oh, hey, lookie all the icons!"
But, if my mom ever acts that retarded around a computer, I kick her out.
My parents don't touch my computer. I paid for it completely.
I also yell if they even try to touch it. I have it set up great.
I think my mom knows more about a computer than I do. edumacate;
Except she doesn't know why OS X is better than Windows XP. psyduck;
Also, I have a Canon printer. The only problems I've had with it were caused by the paper being wrinkled.
I hate it when printers don't work either
Your parents suck. powerofone;
I bought a $400 HP printer/scanner/copier/fax machine (my dad uses the fax machine). The fucking thing only works for a little while (maybe a month or so) after you install it. Then you hav to fucking uninstall it and reinstall it again in order for it to work, and repeat that process every time it stops working. :|
Fucking HP and their shitty products. That was $400 fucking dollars in the toilet. :|
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on August 19, 2007, 12:20:13 PM
I bought a $400 HP printer/scanner/copier/fax machine (my dad uses the fax machine). The fucking thing only works for a little while (maybe a month or so) after you install it. Then you hav to fucking uninstall it and reinstall it again in order for it to work, and repeat that process every time it stops working. :|
Fucking HP and their shitty products. That was $400 fucking dollars in the toilet. :|
Yeah, I downloaded some drivers for it, and it sort of works now... psyduck;
What the hell? Your parents cry because of that crap? :|
You guys have insane families. My parents don't mind if I delete a few useless programs and don't blame me/cry if something stops working. psyduck;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on August 19, 2007, 12:36:01 PM
What the hell? Your parents cry because of that crap? :|
You guys have insane families. My parents don't mind if I delete a few useless programs and don't blame me/cry if something stops working. psyduck;
My parents blame me for everything psyduck; I'll change the TV to like, video 5 or something, and they'll think the TV is broken and yell at me to never touch the remote again argh;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on August 19, 2007, 12:39:07 PM
My parents blame me for everything psyduck; I'll change the TV to like, video 5 or something, and they'll think the TV is broken and yell at me to never touch the remote again argh;
I LOL'd.
I have a TV specifically for games, so I never get bothered about that. educate;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on August 19, 2007, 12:36:01 PM
What the hell? Your parents cry because of that crap? :|
You guys have insane families. My parents don't mind if I delete a few useless programs and don't blame me/cry if something stops working. psyduck;
Keep in mind that my mother is mentally retarded.
Quote from: Lawlz on August 19, 2007, 12:44:52 PM
Keep in mind that my mother is mentally retarded.
Couple questions.
1: Really? poppy;
2: Why would your dad...? psyduck;
Yeah, printers are pretty much Satan's work. I don't think I've ever had one that's worked perfectly.
Even Apple's own Imagewriter had problems. poppy;
I hardly have to use them, though... I almost always email stuff that needs to be printed to my teachers and say I don't have a printer. powerofone;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on August 19, 2007, 12:48:37 PM
Couple questions.
1: Really? poppy;
2: Why would your dad...? psyduck;
She doesn't have Down's Syndrome or anything. She's like that guy in that called Flowers for Algenreoinr or whatever. The guy that they do experiments on to become smarter or whatever.
She looks normal and all, but is just incredibly stupid.
Also, my dad isn't very wise either.
Quote from: Lawlz on August 19, 2007, 12:51:45 PM
She doesn't have Down's Syndrome or anything. She's like that guy in that called Flowers for Algenreoinr or whatever. The guy that they do experiments on to become smarter or whatever.
She looks normal and all, but is just incredibly stupid.
Also, my dad isn't very wise either.
Never seen the movie or whatever it is that you're talking about, but I think I understand.
IT WORKS. powerofone;