Oh god, her figure is absolutely amazing, and she has one of the most gorgeous faces I have ever seen. gonk;
teacher's pet :|
Reminds me of my sexy sixth grade teacher. God, I loved her.
Hmm...I wonder if someday girls will be squealing about their English teacher (me) being a sexy beast?
Probably not, but I actually do plan on teaching English.
Quote from: Kaz on August 17, 2007, 03:22:17 PM
Hmm...I wonder if someday girls will be squealing about their English teacher (me) being a sexy beast?
Probably not, but I actually do plan on teaching English.
NOT WITH YOUR SHITTY GRAMMAR IN AIM, SIR.
Quote from: Bassir C. on August 17, 2007, 03:21:41 PM
Reminds me of my sexy sixth grade teacher. God, I loved her.
My kindergarten teacher, Ms. Rumball, gave me my first erection. caterpie;
I plan on teaching azn.
My PE teacher is hot. caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on August 17, 2007, 03:24:26 PM
NOT WITH YOUR SHITTY GRAMMAR IN AIM, SIR.
I hardly think AIM is a place that calls for impeccable grammar, sir.
I remember I used to have this really hott teacher, he was 23. powerofone;
Quote from: Kaz on August 17, 2007, 03:25:35 PM
I hardly think AIM is a place that calls for impeccable grammar, sir.
Ma'am, suck a cock.
Quote from: Rikku on August 17, 2007, 03:25:24 PM
My PE teacher is hot. caterpie;
Does he touch you in your private places? If so, it's okay to tell. It's okay.
Quote from: Rikku on August 17, 2007, 03:25:24 PM
My PE teacher is hot. caterpie;
And you're in luck, because most of the gym teachers I've known love hitting on girls in their classes flower;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on August 17, 2007, 03:27:07 PM
And you're in luck, because most of the gym teachers I've known love hitting on girls in their classes flower;
Mine killed his wife and was found naked in a ditch. spam;
Quote from: Lawlz on August 17, 2007, 03:27:38 PM
Mine killed his wife and was found naked in a ditch. spam;
My first one married one of his students educate;
Quote from: Bassir C. on August 17, 2007, 03:26:33 PM
Does he touch you in your private places? If so, it's okay to tell. It's okay.
He fingers me in my sleep.
Quote from: Rikku on August 17, 2007, 03:28:33 PM
He fingers me in my sleep.
If you're asleep, then how do you know psyduck;
Quote from: Rikku on August 17, 2007, 03:29:42 PM
I wake up wet.
Or maybe you just finger yourself in your sleep?
Or maybe you just had a sexy dream?
Or maybe you just pissed yourself?
Quote from: Rikku on August 17, 2007, 03:29:42 PM
I wake up wet.
maybe you were humping your pillow again.
Guys, I spend most all of the class starting at her fantastic thighs and behind. And when she walks, her meatsacks jiggle delicately. caterpie;
Quote from: Rikku on August 17, 2007, 03:29:42 PM
I wake up wet.
Maybe the ice caps are melting at an even more alarming rate than we were aware of psyduck;
Quote from: Lawlz on August 17, 2007, 03:32:34 PM
Guys, I spend most all of the class starting at her fantastic thighs and behind. And when she walks, her meatsacks jiggle delicately. caterpie;
OH GOD MEATSACKS
Why was that not nominated for best inside joke??? gonk;
Quote from: Kaz on August 17, 2007, 03:33:13 PM
OH GOD MEATSACKS
Why was that not nominated for best inside joke??? gonk;
Because Phantom is gone pseudo;
Quote from: Bassir C. on August 17, 2007, 03:26:33 PM
Does he touch you in your private places? If so, it's okay to tell. It's okay.
No, stop that, that's not okay with me.
Quote from: Lawlz on August 17, 2007, 03:32:34 PM
Guys, I spend most all of the class starting at her fantastic thighs and behind. And when she walks, her meatsacks jiggle delicately. caterpie;
I used to get horny thinking of my sixth grade teacher fucking with me in class all the time. I hugged her from the bac
k once when I was having an erection while she was bending down and it almost emulated the feeling of fucking her anally.
caterpie;
NO MY (Ex :'() GIRLFRIED IS THE MOST GORGEOUS WHITE WOMAN TO EXIST
Quote from: McLovin on August 17, 2007, 03:31:38 PM
maybe you were humping your pillow again.
Or that. caterpie;
Quote from: Kaz on August 17, 2007, 03:31:26 PM
Or maybe you just finger yourself in your sleep?
Or maybe you just had a sexy dream?
Or maybe you just pissed yourself?
I dont from sexy dreams. :|
Bring her an apple dance;
pics or it didn't happen
Quote from: Rikku on August 17, 2007, 03:34:56 PM
I dont from sexy dreams. :|
Well maybe you should. :|
Quote from: Bushybrow on August 17, 2007, 03:34:49 PM
NO MY (Ex :'() GIRLFRIED IS THE MOST GORGEOUS WHITE WOMAN TO EXIST
12 year old black children don't have girlfriends, they work in the field till dusk. :|
Quote from: McLovin on August 17, 2007, 03:35:57 PM
12 year old black children don't have girlfriends, they work in the field till dusk. :|
I lol'd caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on August 17, 2007, 03:32:34 PM
Guys, I spend most all of the class starting at her fantastic thighs and behind. And when she walks, her meatsacks jiggle delicately. caterpie;
When I was a freshman I "accidentally" rubbed my hot math teacher's crotch(look up the definition of crotch before you claim that females don't have a crotch) when she walked into my desk. I was slick. caterpie;
I also looked up my history teacher's skirt when I dropped my pen. I blew a load. china;
My history teacher my junior year was also fucking hot.
Quote from: Rikku on August 17, 2007, 03:34:56 PM
Or that. caterpie;I dont from sexy dreams. :|
Humping doesn't work if you a woman :|
Quote from: Bassir C. on August 17, 2007, 03:33:57 PM
I used to get horny thinking of my sixth grade teacher fucking with me in class all the time. I hugged her from the back IN POG FORM once when I was having an erection while she was bending down and it almost emulated the feeling of fucking her anally.
caterpie;
SINCE HUGS GIVE ME MORE PLEASURE THAN HARBL STIMULATION, HUGGING HER IS MY LIFE GOAL. powerofone;
One time I tried to masturbate in class. It didn't work.
Quote from: Mariomaniac21 on August 17, 2007, 03:37:03 PM
And if they're good, they get a piece of bread and water.
and sometimes a 5 minute nap.
Quote from: Lawlz on August 17, 2007, 03:37:11 PM
SINCE HUGS GIVE ME MORE PLEASURE THAN HARBL STIMULATION, HUGGING HER IS MY LIFE GOAL. powerofone;
I used to give her hugs when I was horny all the time and she was OK with it. I was actually one of her favorite students.
Quote from: Houdini on August 17, 2007, 03:37:51 PM
One time I tried to masturbate in class. It didn't work.
This sophomore did that in his history class this year at my school psyduck;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on August 17, 2007, 03:38:38 PM
This sophomore did that in his history class this year at my school psyduck;
Did he get caught?
Quote from: Houdini on August 17, 2007, 03:37:51 PM
One time I tried to masturbate in class. It didn't work.
eew fucking sicko
one kid in my grade masterbated in school and got caught.
let's just say he is the most despised kid in our grade now navi;
Quote from: Houdini on August 17, 2007, 03:37:51 PM
One time I tried to masturbate in class. It didn't work.
THE GREAT LAWLZ HAS SUCCESSFULLY MASTURBATED IN SCHOOL...
during class. powerofone;
Also, my second most bodacious teacher ever was named Mrs. Cummings ba
ck in seventh grade. A foxy, red haired babe. navi;
Quote from: Ripster on August 17, 2007, 03:39:51 PM
eew fucking sicko
one kid in my grade masterbated in school and got caught.
let's just say he is the most despised kid in our grade now navi;
You copied my story argh;
once, I farted during class. I was almost caught but I blamed the fat bitch to the left of me.
Quote from: Mariomaniac21 on August 17, 2007, 03:40:26 PM
really? I only give mine 3 mins.
well see, I borrow their older sisters for sexual stimulation...
Unfortunately, all of my teachers so far have been old and wrinkly. Or male.
Also, my eighth grade math teacher looked like she gives the best head. She wasn't that bad looking, either. caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on August 17, 2007, 03:40:14 PM
THE GREAT LAWLZ HAS SUCCESSFULLY MASTURBATED IN SCHOOL...during class. powerofone;
Also, my second most bodacious teacher ever was named Mrs. Cummings back in seventh grade. A foxy, red haired babe. navi;
lol, cummings
I had a pretty hot math teacher this year.
Her glasses kinda turned me on
oh yeah, and my spanish teacher was also hot
Quote from: Houdini on August 17, 2007, 03:41:50 PM
Unfortunately, all of my teachers so far have been old and wrinkly. Or male.
My AP English teacher that I had on the first day was about 30, and not too bad looking. I'd tap it. My standard English teacher is mighty fine looking, which is why I posted this topic. Before that was Mrs. Cummings. Before that was Ms. Rumball.
Only 4 teachers, and all pretty well spread out. caterpie;
Quote from: Bassir C. on August 17, 2007, 03:42:55 PM
Also, my eighth grade math teacher looked like she gives the best head. She wasn't that bad looking, either. caterpie;
WTF man? Get a fucking girlfriend argh;
Quote from: Lawlz on August 17, 2007, 03:43:40 PM
My AP English teacher that I had on the first day was about 30, and not too bad looking. I'd tap it. My standard English teacher is mighty fine looking, which is why I posted this topic. Before that was Mrs. Cummings. Before that was Ms. Rumball.
Only 4 teachers, and all pretty well spread out. caterpie;
Of course, most students don't have a chance in hell of scoring with their teachers.
JMV looks older than my PE teacher lol
Quote from: Houdini on August 17, 2007, 03:46:24 PM
Of course, most students don't have a chance in hell of scoring with their teachers.
But it's not hard for a most excellent man like Lawlz. gooncamp;
Lawlz, please get pictures. I need to see beautiful teachers. My school only has one, but we don't start until after Labor Day. I get that teacher this year. wub;
Quote from: Lawlz on August 17, 2007, 03:48:20 PM
But it's not hard for a most excellent man like Lawlz. gooncamp;
I'm sure you'd be a hit with the faculty ladies. I don't know about Bassir, though.
Quote from: Rikku on August 17, 2007, 03:47:47 PM
JMV looks older than my PE teacher lol
i dun get how thats bad.
Go to your school website and see if they have a picture.
Quote from: Houdini on August 17, 2007, 03:49:49 PM
I'm sure you'd be a hit with the faculty ladies. I don't know about Bassir, though.
His ideal lady is Ashley Tisdale... psyduck;
These "hot" teachers he's describing probably look like this: (http://www.whizkidzdaycare.com/images/sharon.jpg)
Quote from: Houdini on August 17, 2007, 03:41:50 PM
Unfortunately, all of my teachers so far have been old and wrinkly. Or male.
hahah, a lot of the female teachers at my school are hot
even the technology arts teacher china;
Quote from: JMV290 on August 17, 2007, 03:51:02 PM
i dun get how thats bad.
She's saying she still loves you more because of your maturity and deep sexy voice
Quote from: Zack777 on August 17, 2007, 03:51:58 PM
hahah, a lot of the female teachers at my school are hot
even the technology arts teacher china;
Someone wake Zack up.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on August 17, 2007, 03:53:03 PM
She's saying she still loves you more because of your maturity and deep sexy voice
Yes. Thats what I'm saying. wub;
Quote from: Lawlz on August 17, 2007, 03:37:11 PM
SINCE HUGS GIVE ME MORE PLEASURE THAN HARBL STIMULATION, HUGGING HER IS MY LIFE GOAL. powerofone;
Hugging is easy/ SILLY BILLY
Quote from: SuperCluckyz on August 17, 2007, 03:58:27 PM
Hugging is easy/ SILLY BILLY
I CAN'T JUST ASK A BEAUTIFUL TEACHER FOR A HUG. SHE'D KNOW IT AROUSES ME.
She's wwwaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy out of your league. Don't even bother trying.
Quote from: Candy Hyper on August 17, 2007, 04:13:15 PM
She's wwwaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy out of your league. Don't even bother trying.
I won't, but I'll at least aim for a hug near the end of the year. myface;
Quote from: Lawlz on August 17, 2007, 04:12:38 PM
I CAN'T JUST ASK A BEAUTIFUL TEACHER FOR A HUG. SHE'D KNOW IT AROUSES ME.
do it multiple times, then she'll be like, wut a fag powerofone;
Quote from: SuperCluckyz on August 17, 2007, 04:15:11 PM
do it multiple times, then she'll be like, wut a fag powerofone;
If you act stereotypically gay, young female teachers won't mind if you hug them.
Quote from: Houdini on August 17, 2007, 04:16:04 PM
If you act stereotypically gay, young female teachers won't mind if you hug them.
There's already a gay kid in my class named Wil. I don't need that jackass after me. gonk;
Quote from: Lawlz on August 17, 2007, 04:16:36 PM
There's already a gay kid in my class named Wil. I don't need that jackass after me. gonk;
Tell him he's not your type. Then FREE HUGS
Quote from: Lawlz on August 17, 2007, 04:16:36 PM
There's already a gay kid in my class named Wil. I don't need that jackass after me. gonk;
Say you're bi powerofone;
Quote from: Houdini on August 17, 2007, 04:17:34 PM
Tell him he's not your type. Then FREE HUGS
BUT MY SCHOOL IS FULL OF NIGGERS.
NIGGERS INHERENTLY HATE HOMOSEXUALS AND BISEXUAL MEN.
HELL, ALL SOUTHERNERS DO. :'(
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on August 17, 2007, 03:43:48 PM
WTF man?
It's not my fault I notice little things.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on August 17, 2007, 03:51:47 PM
His ideal lady is Ashley Tisdale... psyduck;
These "hot" teachers he's describing probably look like this:
You're an idiot.
Quote from: Lawlz on August 17, 2007, 04:19:26 PM
BUT MY SCHOOL IS FULL OF NIGGERS.
NIGGERS INHERENTLY HATE HOMOSEXUALS AND BISEXUAL MEN.
HELL, ALL SOUTHERNERS DO. :'(
PRETEND YOU'RE INNOCENT AND JUST WANT HUGS.
My english teacher in 8th grade was hot. Oh man, I'd do her. shlick;
She was abnormally tall, though. psyduck;
No hot teachers in 9th or 10th grade, though. poppy;
Maybe I'll get lucky this year... educate;
Quote from: Lawlz on August 17, 2007, 03:37:11 PM
SINCE HUGS GIVE ME MORE PLEASURE THAN HARBL STIMULATION, HUGGING HER IS MY LIFE GOAL. powerofone;
ok this iss what you do;
fail her class and ask if you can talk to her after class.
then start crying and tell her if you come home with a bad grade you don't know what your parents are gonna do
then keep crying and she'll hug you.
Quote from: prettygirl on August 18, 2007, 11:44:18 AM
ok this iss what you do;
fail her class and ask if you can talk to her after class.
then start crying and tell her if you come home with a bad grade you don't know what your parents are gonna do
then keep crying and she'll hug you.
shud i kil miself 2
Quote from: Lawlz on August 18, 2007, 11:44:49 AM
shud i kil miself 2
grap something sharp on her desk and start cutting,
that's defenitly a ++++
my sister is hot
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 18, 2007, 11:52:00 AM
my sister is hot
rofl, that reminds me of something.....
ahahahhaa.
yesterday i was at a party and people were on myspace and this one guy was like "shiiet! mikey's sister gave me a pic comment"
and mikey was there and he gave him the nastiest look
and the kid turns around and says
"MIKEY'S SISTER IS HOOOOOTTTT"
and like every single guy gets up and runs to the computer.
priceless.
Quote from: prettygirl on August 18, 2007, 11:53:56 AM
i was at a party and people were on myspace
Jesus fucking Christ, what's wrong with society today?
Quote from: Lawlz on August 18, 2007, 11:54:38 AM
Jesus fucking Christ, what's wrong with society today?
i'm not quite sure....
it wasn't even really a party..
it was like a gathering to celebrate hunter's life... after her memorial.
but mikey is the hottest thing eveeer.
Quote from: prettygirl on August 18, 2007, 11:56:56 AM
i'm not quite sure....
it wasn't even really a party..
it was like a gathering to celebrate hunter's life... after her memorial.
but mikey is the hottest thing eveeer.
cool
Sounds like shit.
Quote from: Lawlz on August 18, 2007, 11:58:07 AM
cool
Sounds like shit.
meanie poo!
i want my phonneeee, there's a pic of him on it :'(
pics or she is an ugly whore. srsly