MY ENGLISH TEACHER IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WHITE WOMAN TO EVER EXIST

[superclucky]

There's already a gay kid in my class named Wil. I don't need that jackass after me.

Say you're bi 

[ncba93ivyase]

Tell him he's not your type. Then FREE HUGS

BUT MY SCHOOL IS FULL OF NIGGERS.

NIGGERS INHERENTLY HATE HOMOSEXUALS AND BISEXUAL MEN.

HELL, ALL SOUTHERNERS DO. :'(

[Feynman]

WTF man?

It's not my fault I notice little things.

His ideal lady is Ashley Tisdale...

These "hot" teachers he's describing probably look like this:

You're an idiot.

[superclucky]

BUT MY SCHOOL IS FULL OF NIGGERS.

NIGGERS INHERENTLY HATE HOMOSEXUALS AND BISEXUAL MEN.

HELL, ALL SOUTHERNERS DO. :'(

PRETEND YOU'RE INNOCENT AND JUST WANT HUGS.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

My english teacher in 8th grade was hot. Oh man, I'd do her. shlick;
She was abnormally tall, though.
No hot teachers in 9th or 10th grade, though. poppy;
Maybe I'll get lucky this year... educate;

[prettygirl]

SINCE HUGS GIVE ME MORE PLEASURE THAN HARBL STIMULATION, HUGGING HER IS MY LIFE GOAL.

ok this iss what you do;

fail her class and ask if you can talk to her after class.
then start crying and tell her if you come home with a bad grade you don't know what your parents are gonna do


then keep crying and she'll hug you.

[ncba93ivyase]

ok this iss what you do;

fail her class and ask if you can talk to her after class.
then start crying and tell her if you come home with a bad grade you don't know what your parents are gonna do


then keep crying and she'll hug you.

shud i kil miself 2

[prettygirl]

shud i kil miself 2

grap something sharp on her desk and start cutting,
that's defenitly a ++++

[C.Mongler]

my sister is hot

[ncba93ivyase]

my sister is hot

wud u tap dat

[Feynman]

my sister is hot

omg pics plz

[prettygirl]

my sister is hot

rofl, that reminds me of something.....
ahahahhaa.

yesterday i was at a party and people were on myspace and this one guy was like "shiiet! mikey's sister gave me a pic comment"
and mikey was there and he gave him the nastiest look
and the kid turns around and says
"MIKEY'S SISTER IS HOOOOOTTTT"


and like every single guy gets up and runs to the computer.
priceless.

[ncba93ivyase]

i was at a party and people were on myspace

Jesus fucking Christ, what's wrong with society today?

[prettygirl]

Jesus fucking Christ, what's wrong with society today?

i'm not quite sure....
it wasn't even really a party..
it was like a gathering to celebrate hunter's life... after her memorial.


but mikey is the hottest thing eveeer.

[ncba93ivyase]

i'm not quite sure....
it wasn't even really a party..
it was like a gathering to celebrate hunter's life... after her memorial.


but mikey is the hottest thing eveeer.

cool

Sounds like shit.