Okay this is me an Reaper's date roleplay at the local olive garden. so no one fuckin psot except me n repaer k? o n someone can be the waiter, that person can post too.
Okay i m at the olive garden waiting 4 reaper to get there wub;
I meat you there but I am not wearing any clothes
*Randomly comes and throws everything off the table then leaves*
What a suprise neither am i
"hey what the fuck is that one guy doing to that table"
we wait 4 our waitur
Quote from: Geno. on August 09, 2007, 12:01:50 AM
*Randomly comes and throws everything off the table then leaves*
Nothing was on the table srs
Quote from: Geno. on August 09, 2007, 12:01:50 AM
*Randomly comes and throws everything off the table then leaves*
-gets his dinner interrupted by the noise-
Uhh excuse me sir wtf?
*is Blaziken's dinner date*
EXCUSE ME I'M TRYING TO EAT HERE
HONEY GO RUFF 'IM UP
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on August 09, 2007, 12:02:50 AM
-gets his dinner interrupted by the noise-
Uhh excuse me sir wtf?
I is sorry. I gotz gumz on my shoe :(
I am also the waiter and ask what you want to drink
I respond to myself "I'd like a screwdriver, don't go easy on the vodka and she'd like a water"
I reply "Okay sir, and by the way, thats a huge penis"
"Thanks" I say with a blush
Quote from: reefer on August 09, 2007, 12:04:03 AM
I am also the waiter and ask what you want to drink
I respond to myself "I'd like a screwdriver, don't go easy on the vodka and she'd like a water"
I reply "Okay sir, and by the way, thats a huge penis"
"Thanks" I say with a blush
I go in the kitchen and start fucking the waiter over the sink.
i stare at reaper's oversized clit with a passion. i would love to rape reaper's sweet vagina, but his enormous clit might get in the way so i think i'd just do her up the butt instead
"so do you like socks?"
"oh also I'd like some blended apricots in a glass"
I notice that C Mongler the 2nd is talking to himself since the waiter is already in the kitchen having sex with Geno. I ignore her and start giving her a foot job
*Walks out of the kitchen back to the tables naked with a spoon in my ass*
I notice how I often change genders in ones thoughts.
"well does anyone like socks here?"
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 09, 2007, 12:09:53 AM
I notice how I often change genders in ones thoughts.
"well does anyone like socks here?"
*Licks the sock*
*The Sock cums*
"No, I prefer towels" I smile, digging my foot deeper into your vagoo
Quote from: Geno. on August 09, 2007, 12:10:36 AM
*Licks the sock*
*The Sock cums*
-kicks your ass through the window- GTFO
I am disgruntled as I do not have a vagoo. I notice a sexy man eating out of my asshole.
"I'll have the crab linguine"
I crash a warthog into the wall
a army of spartans jump out and begin humping everything in sight.
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on August 09, 2007, 12:11:40 AM
-kicks your ass through the window- GTFO
*Starts walking to the local strip club to play Pac-man*
I wonder what my foot is digging into and realize it is your butthole, and realize that I am the sexy guy eating out of your asshole with my foot. My erection grows bigger.
I come back to the table with the drinks and ask what you'd like to eat.
*eats my spaghetti in complete peace and harmony, undisturbed by the action elsewhere in the restaurant*
*is an extra disguised as stan lee*
*Game Over*
*Walks back to the Olive garden to see everyone fucking the tables*
-sits back down and notices his plate is gone- Damn.
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on August 09, 2007, 12:15:26 AM
-sits back down and notices his plate is gone- Damn.
*Becomes a obsessive plate stealer*
*steals reapers plate while he's busy getting fucked up the ass*
I wonder how he got my plate since I don't even have one yet.
"crab linguine"
"also, could we get some breadsticks"
Quote from: reefer on August 09, 2007, 12:18:17 AM
I wonder how he got my plate since I don't even have one yet.
It came out of your ass.
*finishes my spaghetti*
WAITER
MORE FUCKING SPAGHETTI YOU DIRTY FUCKING CUNT
And I'd like the delicious copypasta, thanks waiter, hope you can manage to get all that foot without your massive penis getting in the way wub;
Kaz, chill out, your making too much noise.
"scuse me i have to go pee"
i get up and go to the bathroom
I leave with the only car and you are stranded. I go home to beat off
i beat off in the crab linguine
restaurants on fire
manager of resteront walks in
lol ya dats mi
wat the fuce iis gioin on here
"your restaraunt is on fire and im sexin up your crab linguinies"
"now could you turn the other way please, I cant came if you're watchin me"
*keeps starin' @ u*
lol
*walks into olive garden, having no knowledge of what just went down*
"hi table for two"
Quote from: . on August 09, 2007, 10:07:58 AM
*walks into olive garden, having no knowledge of what just went down*
"hi table for two"
sorry wrer closed
"hey there nba guy, wanna have some free crab linguini?"
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on August 09, 2007, 10:08:29 AM
sorry wrer closed
but i play in the nba you have to open :|
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 09, 2007, 10:08:52 AM
"hey there nba guy, wanna have some free crab linguini?"
y thnk u nice man, but i have lots of money i dont need your food
thanks though ^_^
Quote from: . on August 09, 2007, 10:10:02 AM
but i play in the nba you have to open :|
y thnk u nice man, but i have lots of money i dont need your food
thanks though ^_^
giv me sum munee n' ill think 'bout it
i make $19 mil a year
i can give you 10 bucks
any way, when will i be seated
Quote from: . on August 09, 2007, 10:14:06 AM
i make $19 mil a year
i can give you 10 bucks
any way, when will i be seated
10 sux
gimme yur penus den u can b seatid
ill give you $10.50
guise the olive gardens still on fires burned;