ITT: Date Roleplay

[The artist formally known]

And I'd like the delicious copypasta, thanks waiter, hope you can manage to get all that foot without your massive penis getting in the way   

[Blaze-Senpai]

Kaz, chill out, your making too much noise.

[C.Mongler]

"scuse me i have to go pee"

i get up and go to the bathroom

[The artist formally known]

I leave with the only car and you are stranded. I go home to beat off

[C.Mongler]

i beat off in the crab linguine

restaurants on fire

[Kalahari Inkantation]

manager of resteront walks in
lol ya dats mi
wat the fuce iis gioin on here

[C.Mongler]

"your restaraunt is on fire and im sexin up your crab linguinies"

"now could you turn the other way please, I cant came if you're watchin me"

[Kalahari Inkantation]

*keeps starin' @ u*
lol

[anus]

*walks into olive garden, having no knowledge of what just went down*

"hi table for two"

[Kalahari Inkantation]

*walks into olive garden, having no knowledge of what just went down*

"hi table for two"

sorry wrer closed

[C.Mongler]

"hey there nba guy, wanna have some free crab linguini?"

[anus]

sorry wrer closed

but i play in the nba you have to open

"hey there nba guy, wanna have some free crab linguini?"

y thnk u nice man, but i have lots of money i dont need your food

thanks though ^_^

[Kalahari Inkantation]

but i play in the nba you have to open
y thnk u nice man, but i have lots of money i dont need your food

thanks though ^_^

giv me sum munee n' ill think 'bout it

[anus]

i make $19 mil a year

i can give you 10 bucks

any way, when will i be seated

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i make $19 mil a year

i can give you 10 bucks

any way, when will i be seated

10 sux
gimme yur penus den u can b seatid