ITT: Date Roleplay

[The artist formally known]

"No, I prefer towels" I smile, digging my foot deeper into your vagoo

[Blaze-Senpai]

*Licks the sock*

*The Sock cums*

-kicks your ass through the window- GTFO

[C.Mongler]

I am disgruntled as I do not have a vagoo. I notice a sexy man eating out of my asshole.

"I'll have the crab linguine"

[JGE]

I crash a warthog into the wall

a army of spartans jump out and begin humping everything in sight.

[Geno]

-kicks your ass through the window- GTFO

*Starts walking to the local strip club to play Pac-man*

[The artist formally known]

I wonder what my foot is digging into and realize it is your butthole, and realize that I am the sexy guy eating out of your asshole with my foot. My erection grows bigger.

I come back to the table with the drinks and ask what you'd like to eat.

[Samus Aran]

*eats my spaghetti in complete peace and harmony, undisturbed by the action elsewhere in the restaurant*

[Hyper]

*is an extra disguised as stan lee*

[Geno]

*Game Over*

*Walks back to the Olive garden to see everyone fucking the tables*

[Blaze-Senpai]

-sits back down and notices his plate is gone- Damn.

[Geno]

-sits back down and notices his plate is gone- Damn.

*Becomes a obsessive plate stealer*

*steals reapers plate while he's busy getting fucked up the ass*

[The artist formally known]

I wonder how he got my plate since I don't even have one yet.

[C.Mongler]

"crab linguine"

"also, could we get some breadsticks"

[Geno]

I wonder how he got my plate since I don't even have one yet.

It came out of your ass.

[Samus Aran]

*finishes my spaghetti*

WAITER

MORE FUCKING SPAGHETTI YOU DIRTY FUCKING CUNT