GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO?

[Commander Fuckass]

My mom wanted to name me Joseph, but the rest of my family was all "noo, Bassir", and my dad was pretty much indifferent. So, now I'm stuck with this name. emo;

They should have named you Dodge. emo;

[Andrios]

They should have named you Dodge. emo;

I like that idea too.

[Feynman]

Your name is really Bassir?
Rough.

Very unique, eh?

IT MEANS GOD.

I like that idea too.

He said it for me because my last name is actually "Caravan".

Bassir Caravan.

They should have named you Dodge. emo;

Man, that would've been cool.

Anyway, when I get married I'm changing my last name to something like "App". caterpie;

Bassir App.

[Andrios]

Lol Dodge Caravan.

I always wanted to meet someone with the last name "Stealth," so we could fornicate and name our baby Dodge.  You think I'm joking...

[Himu]

Very unique, eh?

IT MEANS GOD.

He said it for me because my last name is actually "Caravan".

Bassir Caravan.

Man, that would've been cool.

Anyway, when I get married I'm changing my last name to something like "App". caterpie;

Bassir App.

Haley App.  No thx.

[Feynman]

Haley App.  No thx.

Kara App. SOUNDS GREAT, NO?

How about "Web"? Or "Page"? HELL, MAYBE EVEN "CODE".

Bassir Code.

[Daddy]

VALENTE

[Himu]

Kara App. SOUNDS GREAT, NO?

How about "Web"? Or "Page"? HELL, MAYBE EVEN "CODE".

Bassir Code.

Kara App sounds worse.  Web sounds cool.  Haley Web.  I like it.  Better than O'neil. emo;

[Feynman]

Kara App sounds worse.  Web sounds cool.  Haley Web.  I like it.  Better than O'neil. emo;

WHO'S HAILEY?

Hailey Panel. Hailey Page. Hailey Code. Hailey Script. Hailey Tab.

GOLD GOLD GOLD.

[Himu]

WHO'S HAILEY?

Hailey Panel. Hailey Page. Hailey Code. Hailey Script. Hailey Tab.

GOLD GOLD GOLD.

My first name.  Haley Kara Kelli-Marie O'neil.

[Himu]

WHO'S HAILEY?

Hailey Panel. Hailey Page. Hailey Code. Hailey Script. Hailey Tab.

GOLD GOLD GOLD.

I like that one too. caterpie;

[Feynman]

I like that one too. caterpie;

Hailey Key.

HOLY SHIT, KEY. THAT'S GREAT.

[Himu]

Hailey Key.

HOLY SHIT, KEY. THAT'S GREAT.

YAY!!!!

[Feynman]

YAY!!!!

getting married in california

[Himu]

getting married in california

Malibu