What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? *WARNING: NO PREGNANT WOMEN*

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Andrew1911

April 28, 2007, 07:54:21 PM
A Jew doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!  china;

... Hey, wait.

Solar and Lunar

April 28, 2007, 07:55:10 PM #1
Burn!!!

... Hey, wait.
No, I've never heard of that site. Yes, you are very cool for knowing about them. Yes, I will join as soon as possible. No, I'm not kidding. God, shut up already!

Selkie

April 28, 2007, 07:55:19 PM #2
yea yea that's like old as shit.

THINK OF SOMETHING NEW IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A HOLOCAUST JOKE PLZ.

Wrench

April 28, 2007, 07:55:26 PM #3
I lol'd. These jokes are so harsh there funny.  v;

superclucky

April 28, 2007, 07:56:08 PM #4
What's the difference between a pizza and a nigger?

A pizza can feed a family of four.  caterpie;
kewns are smelly

Feynman

April 28, 2007, 07:56:41 PM #5
I HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE... FROM WALTER.

A Christian and a Jew are talking when the Christian says "I hate Hitler," having the same feeling, the Jew responds "Why?" The Christian answers, "because he didn't finish his job."

Solar and Lunar

April 28, 2007, 07:57:48 PM #6
Quote from: Eminem on April 28, 2007, 07:56:41 PM
I HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE... FROM WALTER.

A Christian and a Jew are talking when the Christian says "I hate Hitler," having the same feeling, the Jew responds "Why?" The Christian answers, "because he didn't finish his job."


How we doin', Bassir?
No, I've never heard of that site. Yes, you are very cool for knowing about them. Yes, I will join as soon as possible. No, I'm not kidding. God, shut up already!

Samus Aran

April 28, 2007, 07:57:58 PM #7
gb2/bed Hal Turner

Andrew1911

April 28, 2007, 07:58:15 PM #8
Quote from: Eminem on April 28, 2007, 07:56:41 PM
I HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE... FROM WALTER.

Mel Gibson and a Jew are talking when Mel Gibson says "I hate Hitler," having the same feeling, the Jew responds "Why?" Mel Gibson answers, "Because he didn't finish his job."


Edited for more hilarity.

The artist formally known

April 28, 2007, 08:04:51 PM #9
I don't get it


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Solar and Lunar

April 28, 2007, 08:07:05 PM #10
Quote from: Andrew1911 on April 28, 2007, 07:58:15 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 28, 2007, 07:56:41 PM
I HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE... FROM WALTER.

Mel Gibson and a Jew are talking when Mel Gibson says "I hate Hitler," having the same feeling, the Jew responds "Why?" Mel Gibson answers, "Because he didn't finish his job."


Edited for more hilarity.


Wasn't Hitler a painter?
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Feynman

April 28, 2007, 08:08:37 PM #11
Quote from: Solar and Lunar on April 28, 2007, 08:07:05 PM
Wasn't Hitler a painter?


Yes, but he wasn't a professional one.

Samus Aran

April 28, 2007, 08:10:45 PM #12
Quote from: Eminem on April 28, 2007, 08:08:37 PM
Quote from: Solar and Lunar on April 28, 2007, 08:07:05 PM
Wasn't Hitler a painter?


Yes, but he wasn't a professional one.


Yeah, he didn't get accepted into the art school he wanted to go to. He certainly did have talent, but he pretty much hated everything that wasn't realism.

Solar and Lunar

April 28, 2007, 08:11:46 PM #13
So why is Mel Gibson so pissed about Hitler not being a painter?
No, I've never heard of that site. Yes, you are very cool for knowing about them. Yes, I will join as soon as possible. No, I'm not kidding. God, shut up already!

Andrew1911

April 29, 2007, 09:23:50 AM #14
Quote from: Solar and Lunar on April 28, 2007, 08:11:46 PM
So why is Mel Gibson so pissed about Hitler not being a painter?


Because you had sex with a turkey.
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