Now that is how wars should be fought.

[Daddy]

I'm watching some show called "Human Weapon" on the History Channel. It gave me an idea--Wars should just be a shit load of people just beating the shit out of each other. Fuck guns.  Just punch each other.

[Samus Aran]

You know damn well that China would cheat and use tanks.

[Tomboh]

Genius.

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like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsxV5IlJUKA
oh disregard pools is closed shit

[ncba93ivyase]

You know damn well that China would cheat and use tanks.

They wouldn't need to with over 1 billion people that know chop suey.

[Feynman]

That can't be organized on this planet. Someone would cheat.

[Chelzey]

They wouldn't need to with over 1 billion people that know chop suey.

They're going to fight using a traditional Chinese dish consisting of meat, vegetables, and a starch sauce?

[Daddy]

They're going to fight using a traditional Chinese dish consisting of meat, vegetables, and a starch sauce?

WOMEN KNOW ABOUT COOKING.

[Chelzey]

WOMEN KNOW ABOUT COOKING.

Also, it should be served with rice.

[Daddy]

Also, it should be served with rice.

White or pork fried?

[Chelzey]

White or pork fried?

Either, I guess.

[Daddy]

bump

[Kalahari Inkantation]

That would be awesome.

[strongbad]

Instead of blown off limbs and stuff, all you'd get was bruises.
They could have referies (splol) on the battlefeild to make sure that everyone was following the rules
that would be awesum

[C.Mongler]

This makes me think of the Heavy's only, fists only, SUDDEN DEATH matches in TF2. Its so fucking hilarious and awesome  caterpie;

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=e1NeJS66RWQ[/youtube]