The Boyah Masterpiece Theatre II: The Tales of Lawlz, The Wacky Adminstrator!

[Andrew1911]

Ah, welcome back to the Boyah Masterpiece Theatre. For today's story, we will be reading a story from Sir Becky MacKenzie. His stage name is more well known, though. That would be Lawlz, for the uninitated. Much like our last writer, he writes stories based around the same group of characters. Well, not as in the same story! That would be absurd, atrocious, and suspicious! Our story is much more different than the slightly depressing Boyah Apocalypse! The story follows Lawlz, a wacky adminstrator who admins a forum called Boyah but... IT'S LIKE IT'S IN REAL LIFE! Hilarity ensues! Are you ready for the hilarity to ensue? For I sure am! Here, we go!

Oh and what did you think of our last novel, Boyah Apocalypse! I am still unsure what Mariofreak meant in the end of the novel.

[ncba93ivyase]

I'M A BAD ENOUGH DUDE.

[Wrench]

A new one already? This must be Heaven!
Apocalypse was my personal favorite for sure. Had comedy, violence, and craving for next chapter.

[Bushy]

ADD ME PLOX

[Andrew1911]

Chapter One: An Introduction Of Sorts

Hello, I am your narrator. I am... Andrew1911. FEAR ME. WATCH ME. LOVE ME. Yes, this is part of the novel. We're actually in the beginning of it, actually. Yes, this story is aware of itself so it's one of those novels. So... How yo doin'? Oh, you want me to get to the novel already? Fuck you... I'll do it... But, fuck you.

So, our story begins with Lawlz. It will also end with him. But, let's stick with the beginning, shall we? Lawlz was jumping for joy. Why is that? Why, Lawlz had just been made adminstrator of his favorite hang out! Boyah! Well, technically, it's not Head Adminstrator... It's Adminstrator... But, still, good show, ol' chap! Even though, you didn't get the big one. Still, commendable effort. But, I digress...

Lawlz met up with his pal, Bassir, and screamed girlishly, "Guess what, Bassir?" Bassir said girlishly, "Like, oh, my, God, what?" Lawlz cheered, "I'VE BEEN MADE ADMINSTRATOR! WHOO!" Bassir was disappointed. He said, "Tell me when something exciting happens." Lawlz said, "Hey, doesn't that mean anything to you?" Bassir said, "No... Not really." He walked away.

Lawlz thought to himself, "I will plot for a way to get Bassir back for this... He will pay." Lawlz walked into the Boyah Cafe and saw the regulars there drinking up their coffee such as Andrew1911, MVP, and various other members I am too bored to mention. Hey, an omnipotent voice gets bored too... Lawlz saw Kaz, cleaning tables and said, "Kaz, you're not cleaning that correctly. SWIVLES, DAMMIT!" Kaz muttered, "I'll swivel you, motherfucker..." Hm... This brings me an idea... I think I will involve myself in this story. I mean, besides narrating, of course. I shall pay a visit to this Kaz...

[Wrench]

Grabbed my attention from the start. Intro was great. Whole first chapter was great even.
Kaz responded just like the real Kaz. v;

[Andrew1911]

For those wondering where this story is going, I'm going to turn it into a Macbeth like tale.

Oh, God, I just assumed some of you have read Shakespeare.  

...

Oh, God, I just assumed some of you actually have read a book.  

...

Oh, God, I just assumed some of you can read.  

[ncba93ivyase]

I'M NOT MEAN ENOUGH. orks;

[Fireman.exe]

It sucks, good job.

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Two: Kaz & THE GH-GH-GH-GHOST!  

Reaper screeched at Lawlz, "TAKE OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING GARBAGE, YOU DUMBASS ADMINSTRATOR!" Lawlz screeched at Kaz, "TAKE OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING GARBAGE, YOU DUMBASS MODERATOR! Ha, ha! I love being an adminstrator!" Kaz grumbled and moaned about being treated poorly. Well, good time as any to talk to him. Hello, Kaz... Kaz screamed (Jesus, this is awkward to write and say when trying to have a damn conversation...), "WHO'S THERE?" Well, Kaz, I am the narrator of this story and right now, you're the star of this chapter. But, not of the story. Anyway, have you ever read MacBeth? Kaz answered, "Uh... No."

Well, that's fantastic. So... Now, do you want power, Kaz? Kaz nodded. Kaz, what if I told you I could make you... The Head Adminstrator? Kaz scoffed this request. Oh, so... You want to live being bossed around by a shit like Lawlz? Good on you, Kaz. Nice to know we have some damn Mexicans like you to handle the work we don't want to do. Hey, hear that? Lawlz wants you to lick his ass. Better get lickin', Kaz!

Kaz finally succumbed. Kaz said, "What do I have to do?" Well, you've got to kill Reaper. Kill him secretly... There's a clause in Boyah Cafe's rules where if the Head Adminstrator is killed, the Moderator takes over. Strange fucking place you morons run there... Place the blame on someone else. I suggest... Good ol' Mariofreak. Lover's quarrel, if you will. Take the knife... You'll know what to do.

[Andrew1911]

It sucks, good job.

Wow, I knew I did a good job. If you liked it, I might have been worried I had made something terrible. 

[Fireman.exe]

It sucks, good job.

Wow, I knew I did a good job. If you liked it, I might have been worried I had made something terrible. 

Indeed, seeing as how I am a complete idiot.

[Andrew1911]

It sucks, good job.

Wow, I knew I did a good job. If you liked it, I might have been worried I had made something terrible. 

Indeed, seeing as how I am a complete idiot.

Right on the dot. Very unusual...

[Fireman.exe]

It sucks, good job.

Wow, I knew I did a good job. If you liked it, I might have been worried I had made something terrible. 

Indeed, seeing as how I am a complete idiot.

Right on the dot. Very unusual...

Indeed it is, Andrew. Maybe I should abandon Boyah and go kill myself, as well?

[Andrew1911]

It sucks, good job.

Wow, I knew I did a good job. If you liked it, I might have been worried I had made something terrible. 

Indeed, seeing as how I am a complete idiot.

Right on the dot. Very unusual...

Indeed it is, Andrew. Maybe I should abandon Boyah and go kill myself, as well?

Yes...

You're not Fireman.