The Boyah Masterpiece Theatre II: The Tales of Lawlz, The Wacky Adminstrator!

[Fireman.exe]

It sucks, good job.

Wow, I knew I did a good job. If you liked it, I might have been worried I had made something terrible. 

Indeed, seeing as how I am a complete idiot.

Right on the dot. Very unusual...

Indeed it is, Andrew. Maybe I should abandon Boyah and go kill myself, as well?

Yes...

You're not Fireman. 

Or maybe I just realized how much of a idiotic, immature being I was?

[Andrew1911]

It sucks, good job.

Wow, I knew I did a good job. If you liked it, I might have been worried I had made something terrible. 

Indeed, seeing as how I am a complete idiot.

Right on the dot. Very unusual...

Indeed it is, Andrew. Maybe I should abandon Boyah and go kill myself, as well?

Yes...

You're not Fireman. 

Or maybe I just realized how much of a idiotic, immature being I was?

No.

[ncba93ivyase]

[Fireman.exe]

It sucks, good job.

Wow, I knew I did a good job. If you liked it, I might have been worried I had made something terrible. 

Indeed, seeing as how I am a complete idiot.

Right on the dot. Very unusual...

Indeed it is, Andrew. Maybe I should abandon Boyah and go kill myself, as well?

Yes...

You're not Fireman. 

Or maybe I just realized how much of a idiotic, immature being I was?

No.

Why would it be so implausible that I am in actuality, Fireman?

[Andrew1911]

It sucks, good job.

Wow, I knew I did a good job. If you liked it, I might have been worried I had made something terrible. 

Indeed, seeing as how I am a complete idiot.

Right on the dot. Very unusual...

Indeed it is, Andrew. Maybe I should abandon Boyah and go kill myself, as well?

Yes...

You're not Fireman. 

Or maybe I just realized how much of a idiotic, immature being I was?

No.

Why would it be so implausible that I am in actuality, Fireman?

Because you are not you.

[Fireman.exe]

It sucks, good job.

Wow, I knew I did a good job. If you liked it, I might have been worried I had made something terrible. 

Indeed, seeing as how I am a complete idiot.

Right on the dot. Very unusual...

Indeed it is, Andrew. Maybe I should abandon Boyah and go kill myself, as well?

Yes...

You're not Fireman. 

Or maybe I just realized how much of a idiotic, immature being I was?

No.

Why would it be so implausible that I am in actuality, Fireman?

Because you are not you.

I am me.

[Andrew1911]

It sucks, good job.

Wow, I knew I did a good job. If you liked it, I might have been worried I had made something terrible. 

Indeed, seeing as how I am a complete idiot.

Right on the dot. Very unusual...

Indeed it is, Andrew. Maybe I should abandon Boyah and go kill myself, as well?

Yes...

You're not Fireman. 

Or maybe I just realized how much of a idiotic, immature being I was?

No.

Why would it be so implausible that I am in actuality, Fireman?

Because you are not you.

I am me.

Only a fake would say that.

[Fireman.exe]

It sucks, good job.

Wow, I knew I did a good job. If you liked it, I might have been worried I had made something terrible. 

Indeed, seeing as how I am a complete idiot.

Right on the dot. Very unusual...

Indeed it is, Andrew. Maybe I should abandon Boyah and go kill myself, as well?

Yes...

You're not Fireman. 

Or maybe I just realized how much of a idiotic, immature being I was?

No.

Why would it be so implausible that I am in actuality, Fireman?

Because you are not you.

I am me.

Only a fake would say that.

Okay then, it's not me.

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Three: The Death of Reaper

Kaz closed the shop up and watched Reaper leave the building with Mariofreak, holding hands. He thought to himself, "Damn, that ghost was right!" Hey, I'm an omnipotent being, jackass. Not someone who threatens Abbot and Costello in one of those funny Halloween movies they always made! Anyway, Kaz followed Reaper's car on his motorized scooter. Yeah, real cool, Kaz. Do you pick up the hot babes on that love machine? Oh, I crack me up...

Finally, Reaper pulled up to a hotel and the dynamic duo rented a room for the night. Kaz studied the two for a while and thought of ways to pinpoint Mariofreak. Hey, Kaz... Why don't you take your fingerprints off the knife? Dumbass. Kaz washed the fingerprints off the knife and handled the knife using a washcloth. When the two finally finished, Mariofreak went into the bathroom to clean up. It was Kaz's time to shine. Kaz rushed in without a sound and slit Reaper's throat. Whoa, that was rad. Kaz hid along the wall and waited for Mariofreak to enter.

Mariofreak heard the ruckus and went into the room. Kaz put the sleeper hold on Mariofreak and planted evidence to make it look like the two fought against each other and Mariofreak pulled a knife on Reaper. The final piece to place inside Kaz's puzzle was to call 9/11. Kaz disguised his voice and said, "Hello, I saw some dick pull a knife on some guy in a hotel room! I'm at fourth and seventh! Hurry!" Kaz had only had to create an alibi... Easy. He was masturbating in his room so loudly his neighbors heard the noise and made a complaint.

See, Kaz had an actually brilliant plan where he placed a tape recording of him masturbating in his room for the entire night. His neighbors have already complained about him before so it was guaranteed they would complain about it. Kaz made it to his house in time and turned the tape recording off. A cop knocked on the door. Kaz answered, "What's the matter, Officer?" The officer said, "Well, got a complaint about moaning... Very loud moaning from this room." Kaz feigned embarrsement and said, "Oh, yeah, I was masturbating a while ago... Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue..." The officer laughed, "Well, I'll let you off with a warning. Have a nice night and just keep it down, man." Kaz thanked the officer and smiled. He had literally got away with murder.

[Wrench]

Si Swimsuit Issue? Fucking amazing. Good job Kaz. It was funny how Kaz said he saw some dick pull a knife on someone to the cops. Now, what will happen to MF..

[Andrew1911]

Si Swimsuit Issue? Fucking amazing. Good job Kaz. It was funny how Kaz said he saw some dick pull a knife on someone to the cops. Now, what will happen to MF..

My God, you just gave me the greatest idea ever. THANK YOU SO MUCH. GO LOOK AT THE OLD BOYAH THEATRE ONE.

[ncba93ivyase]

pin'd 4 awsum

[Himu]

I like it.  But I'm Lawlz, Bassir, everyones whore.  Where am I?  Oh wait I'm dead.

[Silverhawk79]

I've actually read Macbeth, so I understand where it's going.
HOORAY LITERACY.

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Four: The New Head Adminstrator, Kaz

Ah, the skillful art of deception and... Whatnot. Kaz had successfully framed Mariofreak for murder in the first degree. Kaz had planted evidence such as PCP and LCD to suggest that Mariofreak got so high that he began to hallucinate and kill Reaper. With Reaper's death and Mariofreak being arrested, Kaz would become the sole head adminstrator. Finally, he could have his revenge on that bastard, Lawlz... Kaz said to himself, "Excellent."

Kaz entered work the next day excited. Kaz screamed, "LAWLZ, GO CLEAN THE DISHES NOW!" Lawlz smacked Kaz and yelled, "I'M AN ADMINSTRATOR AND YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING MODERATOR! SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Kaz showed Lawlz the newspaper showing Mariofreak being arrested. Lawlz scoffed, "So what? There's still Reaper." Kaz said, "He murdered Reaper. Looks like you're my bitch. I'm demoting you to... Moderator. Ha, ha, ha! You god damn piece of shit."

Now, we are going to our main character... Lawlz. Now, Lawlz is a sad little man. All he has is his job. Now, being demoted to moderator... It made him angry. So angry that he could... Murder... Ah, my plan is only coming to frutation, dear reader... It's only coming to frutation...