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Weirdest place you've whacked off?

Started by ncba93ivyase, April 25, 2007, 06:57:07 PM

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Feynman

So I was sitting in the back of class like an ordinary day, but I was feeling very sexual. I began looking at some females in my class and I got hard. I went to get a paper towel and act like I spilled something, I went back to my desk, pulled down my pants enough for my cock to slip out, jerked it on the paper towel that I placed in my desk. I then cleaned the sperm with the paper towel, scrunched it in a ball, pulled my pants back up and threw the paper towel out. It all looked as if I was cleaning my desk with a paper towel.

Awesome day was awesome. thumbup;

superclucky

Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 07:46:37 PM
So I was sitting in the back of class like an ordinary day, but I was feeling very sexual. I began looking at some females in my class and I got hard. I went to get a paper towel and act like I spilled something, I went back to my desk, pulled down my pants enough for my cock to slip out, jerked it on the paper towel that I placed in my desk. I then cleaned the sperm with the paper towel, scrunched it in a ball, pulled my pants back up and threw the paper towel out. It all looked as if I was cleaning my desk with a paper towel.

Awesome day was awesome. thumbup;
Ew
kewns are smelly

V

Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 07:46:37 PM
So I was sitting in the back of class like an ordinary day, but I was feeling very sexual. I began looking at some females in my class and I got hard. I went to get a paper towel and act like I spilled something, I went back to my desk, pulled down my pants enough for my cock to slip out, jerked it on the paper towel that I placed in my desk. I then cleaned the sperm with the paper towel, scrunched it in a ball, pulled my pants back up and threw the paper towel out. It all looked as if I was cleaning my desk with a paper towel.

Awesome day was awesome. thumbup;


Desperate day was desperate. thumbup;

Necro

Quote from: The Original V on April 25, 2007, 07:52:41 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 07:46:37 PM
So I was sitting in the back of class like an ordinary day, but I was feeling very sexual. I began looking at some females in my class and I got hard. I went to get a paper towel and act like I spilled something, I went back to my desk, pulled down my pants enough for my cock to slip out, jerked it on the paper towel that I placed in my desk. I then cleaned the sperm with the paper towel, scrunched it in a ball, pulled my pants back up and threw the paper towel out. It all looked as if I was cleaning my desk with a paper towel.

Awesome day was awesome. thumbup;


Desperate day was desperate. thumbup;
This word came before this word. thumbup;
You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is Necro


Tri4se


Feynman

Quote from: SuperClucky on April 25, 2007, 07:50:31 PM
Ew


<3 caterpie;

Quote from: The Original V on April 25, 2007, 07:52:41 PM
Desperate day was desperate. thumbup;


How so? It's a form of self-pleasure so it's not desperate. If anything, it's not desperate.

Selkie

Only one person I know has fapped in school, and he is the most HATED and despides person in school.

He is more hated than the kid who shat in the pool during swimming.

Yeah.


Ricky

The only places I've ever fapped it out would be in my room or on the couch in the living room.

And I first masturbated in the shower when I was 11. fro;

V

Quote from: Eminem on April 26, 2007, 02:02:27 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 25, 2007, 07:50:31 PM
Ew


<3 caterpie;

Quote from: The Original V on April 25, 2007, 07:52:41 PM
Desperate day was desperate. thumbup;


How so? It's a form of self-pleasure so it's not desperate. If anything, it's not desperate.


You must have been desperate for an orgasm, or else you would have waited to get home in the privacy of your bedroom(or where ever it is you fap) to do that.




ncba93ivyase

Quote from: The Original V on April 26, 2007, 02:26:49 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 26, 2007, 02:02:27 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 25, 2007, 07:50:31 PM
Ew


<3 caterpie;

Quote from: The Original V on April 25, 2007, 07:52:41 PM
Desperate day was desperate. thumbup;


How so? It's a form of self-pleasure so it's not desperate. If anything, it's not desperate.


You must have been desperate for an orgasm, or else you would have waited to get home in the privacy of your bedroom(or where ever it is you fap) to do that.




Trust me, the danger makes it better. thumbup;

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Lozal

I did it in school once. Everyone was working on their tests, and I got done early. The pressure to get it done quickly made the orgasm better. yes;
powerofone; powerofone; powerofone; powerofone; powerofone;

Quote from: Pyrate on November 20, 2009, 05:11:08 AM

"You have an amazing body. You have amazing breasts."

V

Quote from: Lozal on April 26, 2007, 02:49:24 PM
I did it in school once. Everyone was working on their tests, and I got done early. The pressure to get it done quickly made the orgasm better. yes;

Wtf that's what, three of you that whacked off in class? It is impossible for me to do it without being noticed.  psyduck;

Selkie

Quote from: Lozal on April 26, 2007, 02:49:24 PM
I did it in school once. Everyone was working on their tests, and I got done early. The pressure to get it done quickly made the orgasm better. yes;


Ok, so you guys are honestly saying, that it is more powerful when you do it in school?

Honestly saying that?

Cause fuck, now I have the urge to try it in school  v;

V

Quote from: Selkie224 on April 26, 2007, 02:53:51 PM
Quote from: Lozal on April 26, 2007, 02:49:24 PM
I did it in school once. Everyone was working on their tests, and I got done early. The pressure to get it done quickly made the orgasm better. yes;


Ok, so you guys are honestly saying, that it is more powerful when you do it in school?

Honestly saying that?

Cause fuck, now I have the urge to try it in school  v;


I don't believe it. I bet it is good, but come on. What is better than sitting in front of your computer/tv, with a nice porno running, and no fear of being caught? You can prolong the orgasm, and do whatever. yes;


Lozal

Quote from: Selkie224 on April 26, 2007, 02:53:51 PM
Quote from: Lozal on April 26, 2007, 02:49:24 PM
I did it in school once. Everyone was working on their tests, and I got done early. The pressure to get it done quickly made the orgasm better. yes;


Ok, so you guys are honestly saying, that it is more powerful when you do it in school?

Honestly saying that?

Cause Lawlz, now I have the urge to try it in school  v;
Well, you sorta have a time limit (when people notice), so you do it quickly and the orgasm is more powerful because of all the pressure to get it done.
powerofone; powerofone; powerofone; powerofone; powerofone;

Quote from: Pyrate on November 20, 2009, 05:11:08 AM

"You have an amazing body. You have amazing breasts."

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