Weirdest place you've whacked off?

[The artist formally known]

No on ever reads my sex related posts 

[LCK]

I masturbated in my best friend's room while he was away for about 15 minutes.

I'm not exactly sure where he went, but I was flipping channels on the TV, and there was some sort of cheap porno on there. I made it quick.
He walked in about 5 minutes after I finished.

I was slightly paranoid after he walked in. caterpie;

I think I saw my first porno when I was...six? Seven? Something like that. It was with my (at that time) best friend at his house. Channel flipping, cheap lesbian porn. No fapping though. Didn't know how to do that yet.

Haha, my first porno.
...I found one of my dad's videos. "Porn in the pen." Very cheap. Not very good.
I fapped though.
I'm not sure how old I was.

[ncba93ivyase]

My first fap involved a half filled shampoo bottle and some lukewarm water.

[The artist formally known]

My first fap involved a half filled shampoo bottle and some lukewarm water.

Shampoo makes for awesome bladder infections  caterpie;

[Necro]

My first fap involved a half filled shampoo bottle and some lukewarm water.

You fapped when your mom was giving you a sponge bath?

Not quite how I'd do it....

[mariofreak55]

My first fap was... Well, I was watching some sexy stuff at my uncles house. I was rubbing my penis, and eventually I felt this rush was coming out. I ran to the bathroom and I saw this white stuff coming out. I was totally scared and paranoid for fucking weeks. Then I saw howtofap and eventually calmed down.

As for the weirdest place.. I don't think I've done it anywhere besides home, or my uncles house that one time. But I have attempted at school once, but I was in the bathroom in the stall.

[Daddy]

In a church.

[V]

My first fap was... Well, I was watching some sexy stuff at my uncles house. I was rubbing my penis, and eventually I felt this rush was coming out. I ran to the bathroom and I saw this white stuff coming out. I was totally scared and paranoid for fucking weeks. Then I saw howtofap and eventually calmed down.

As for the weirdest place.. I don't think I've done it anywhere besides home, or my uncles house that one time. But I have attempted at school once, but I was in the bathroom in the stall.

My first time I nutted was when I was in the back room at my grandmother's house. I was fapping, and squirted white shit on the carpet. I was happy because i then knew that i could nut... y;

[V]

In a church.

gtfo

[mariofreak55]

In a church.

Hahaha how the hell did that work out?

[Daddy]

In a church.

Hahaha how the hell did that work out?

My cousin was getting baptized.   My aunt invited her best friend who is pretty hot.



I was able to see her thong.

I sat in the back.



I've only been in a church 2 or 3 times olol.

[V]

In a church.

Hahaha how the hell did that work out?

My cousin was getting baptized.   My aunt invited her best friend who is pretty hot.



I was able to see her thong.

I sat in the back.



I've only been in a church 2 or 3 times olol.

You cannot be serious?  devil;

[Daddy]

In a church.

Hahaha how the hell did that work out?

My cousin was getting baptized.   My aunt invited her best friend who is pretty hot.



I was able to see her thong.

I sat in the back.



I've only been in a church 2 or 3 times olol.

You cannot be serious?  devil;

Deadass serious.  If I'm wrong, and god does exist, I'm going to hell.

[V]

In a church.

Hahaha how the hell did that work out?

My cousin was getting baptized.   My aunt invited her best friend who is pretty hot.



I was able to see her thong.

I sat in the back.



I've only been in a church 2 or 3 times olol.

You cannot be serious?  devil;

Deadass serious.  If I'm wrong, and god does exist, I'm going to hell.

Yeah, you are.  v;

[mariofreak55]

God does exit

lol