Weirdest place you've whacked off?

[ncba93ivyase]

I had a paper towel handy.

I had my shorts. caterpie;

If I aimed wrong, it would've shot at my leg or to the floor, and I would've been royally fucked.

[Necro]

I had a paper towel handy.

Aren't you lucky? hur;

[Samus Aran]

What if I said that I also stole one of my best friend's sister's thongs and came on it?

[Necro]

I had a paper towel handy.

I had my shorts. caterpie;

If I aimed wrong, it would've shot at my leg or to the floor, and I would've been royally fucked.

Lol but that would make such a good bedtime story to the kids you'd have adopted because nobody would make love to you. Just "almost".

[LCK]

What if I said that I also stole one of my best friend's sister's thongs and came on it?

tee hee

[ncba93ivyase]

What if I said that I also stole one of my best friend's sister's thongs and came on it?

I'd believe it.

Oh, and after I got done, the girl that sat in the table beside me (we were good friends during eighth grade, but don't care much about each other anymore) was like "Hey, *name.*" She dragged it out and had some weird grin.  I think she noticed, but was kind enough not to say anything. caterpie;

[The artist formally known]

JERKING OFF TO PEOPLE IS FUN. caterpie;

JERKING OFF WITH 25+ PEOPLE AROUND YOU IS EVEN BETTER. caterpie;

Obviously you never read my story I posted before it was Boyah

Touched a lady down there in front of 25 people, including her sister and mother.

[Necro]

What if I said that I also stole one of my best friend's sister's thongs and came on it?

Then I'd say I was proud of you.


We're speaking hypothetically, of course.

[Samus Aran]

What if I said that I also stole one of my best friend's sister's thongs and came on it?

Then I'd say I was proud of you.


We're speaking hypothetically, of course.

I did it. I totally did it. It was way too slutty for her anyway. I took it for her own good.

[The artist formally known]

What if I said that I also stole one of my best friend's sister's thongs and came on it?

Then I'd say I was proud of you.


We're speaking hypothetically, of course.

I did it. I totally did it. It was way too slutty for her anyway. I took it for her own good.

Holy shit, why didn't you tell us earlier! This makes you awesome.

[Necro]

What if I said that I also stole one of my best friend's sister's thongs and came on it?

Then I'd say I was proud of you.


We're speaking hypothetically, of course.

I did it. I totally did it. It was way too slutty for her anyway. I took it for her own good.

Then I'm proud of you. pseudo;

[LCK]

I masturbated in my best friend's room while he was away for about 15 minutes.

I'm not exactly sure where he went, but I was flipping channels on the TV, and there was some sort of cheap porno on there. I made it quick.
He walked in about 5 minutes after I finished.

I was slightly paranoid after he walked in. caterpie;

[ncba93ivyase]

AMIKEWLYET?

[superclucky]

AMIKEWLYET?

YOU'LL NEVER BE. <3

[Samus Aran]

I masturbated in my best friend's room while he was away for about 15 minutes.

I'm not exactly sure where he went, but I was flipping channels on the TV, and there was some sort of cheap porno on there. I made it quick.
He walked in about 5 minutes after I finished.

I was slightly paranoid after he walked in. caterpie;

I think I saw my first porno when I was...six? Seven? Something like that. It was with my (at that time) best friend at his house. Channel flipping, cheap lesbian porn. No fapping though. Didn't know how to do that yet.