Can I be fuck;ING real for a second?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

This community is ing atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies.

A tiny team of people made an entire forum for you to explore. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "Boyagers" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to ing riot.

Guess what? Boyah 2.0 was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a forum.

What it WAS going to be was an impossibly big forum filled with posts and weird sh@. I just posted for 2 hours and it was exactly that. What more do you want?

Is it buggy? Sure. Is it repetitive? Maybe. Is the quoting system imperfect and the draft feature broken and the layout unclear? Sure, fine.

But holy shit, what do the admins OWE YOU?

How ing entitled do you have to be to explore a secure forum on fast new software and then say "yeah but..."

We should all be ing weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most inspiring site upgrades in history.

Snorkel doesn't owe you any posts. Yet he gave you 1.5 MILLION of them.

If you have the ing audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never Boyagers in the first place.

[Thyme]

 You're gonna die one day and you're writing novels on a forum

[Mando Pandango]

This is probably the worst fuckup in this forum's fucking history.

You don't NOT make backups of something you fucking fiddle around with 24 goddamn 7.

I don't give a shit if you didn't see it coming, or had a "lapse in judgment", you fucked up like a retard, and now the whole forum has to pay.

Your retardation has now been made entirely clear. It doesn't matter who did it, JMV or Snorkel, but I just can't let this slide.

Once four hours of progress have been carelessly destroyed by some idiotic error, I can't put up with it anymore, nor can I see it as something in any way forgiveable. I have completely no idea how anyone else could.

So fuck you. Just fuck you. The joke's over, and nobody's laughing.

I don't know what I will do from now, possibly watch as the forum attempts to rebuild until another careless mistake ruins it once again. Or I will continue here, fooling myself that at a moment's notice, some dipshit's software won't erase another year. Or maybe I'll finally muster up the courage to leave this shithole altogether. I don't know.

But what I do know is this: this will not be forgotten, let alone forgiven. I hate everyone responsible for this bullshit more than anything right now. And I can't sit in the sidelines like everyone else while my favorite forum is fucking obliterated by idiocy.

OK, I've vented. But still: go fuck yourselves to death you stupid fucking dumbass pricks.

Good fucking bye.

[don't let's]

no

[YPrrrr]

This is probably the worst fuckup in this forum's fucking history.

You don't NOT make backups of something you fucking fiddle around with 24 goddamn 7.

I don't give a shit if you didn't see it coming, or had a "lapse in judgment", you fucked up like a retard, and now the whole forum has to pay.

Your retardation has now been made entirely clear. It doesn't matter who did it, JMV or Snorkel, but I just can't let this slide.

Once four hours of progress have been carelessly destroyed by some idiotic error, I can't put up with it anymore, nor can I see it as something in any way forgiveable. I have completely no idea how anyone else could.

So fuck you. Just fuck you. The joke's over, and nobody's laughing.

I don't know what I will do from now, possibly watch as the forum attempts to rebuild until another careless mistake ruins it once again. Or I will continue here, fooling myself that at a moment's notice, some dipshit's software won't erase another year. Or maybe I'll finally muster up the courage to leave this shithole altogether. I don't know.

But what I do know is this: this will not be forgotten, let alone forgiven. I hate everyone responsible for this bullshit more than anything right now. And I can't sit in the sidelines like everyone else while my favorite forum is fucking obliterated by idiocy.

OK, I've vented. But still: go fuck yourselves to death you stupid fucking dumbass pricks.

Good fucking bye.

Ive been looking for this repost all day

[Reserved Name]

This community is ing atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies.

A tiny team of people made an entire forum for you to explore. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "Boyagers" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to ing riot.

Guess what? Boyah 2.0 was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a forum.

What it WAS going to be was an impossibly big forum filled with posts and weird sh@. I just posted for 2 hours and it was exactly that. What more do you want?

Is it buggy? Sure. Is it repetitive? Maybe. Is the quoting system imperfect and the draft feature broken and the layout unclear? Sure, fine.

But holy shit, what do the admins OWE YOU?

How ing entitled do you have to be to explore a secure forum on fast new software and then say "yeah but..."

We should all be ing weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most inspiring site upgrades in history.

Snorkel doesn't owe you any posts. Yet he gave you 1.5 MILLION of them.

If you have the ing audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never Boyagers in the first place.

This is me right now. Fuck each and every one of you.

[Mando Pandango]

haha yeah

[Samus Aran]

heehee

[kettu]

can I pretend I post stuff regularly so I can participate in the angry?

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

can I pretend I post stuff regularly so I can participate in the angry?

yes

[FAMY2]

We are still here. Better than some upgrades in the past.


I for one am happy Snorkel and JMV still give us a place to be.

Until they are fixed a few bugs is a small price to pay for faster load times and other upgrades.

[C.Mongler]

I dont mind this at all it's just ugly as fucking sin but thats okay so am i

[Kalahari Inkantation]

To the Boyah 2.0 Haters...

You.

Yes, you. The one screaming, "There's no themes!" and "Snorkel lied to us!" and other slurs I dare not mention.

Tread lightly.

You are one. We are tens, dozens. Hundreds. You aren't just IN the minority; you ARE the minority.

I don't feel awkward or anxious posting on Boyah 2.0 around others, and your words don't affect me. Many others, however, are coming out of their shells for the first time in their lives. This is the first time many are enjoying the beautiful forum that has been procedurally generated for us - and it IS beautiful. Incredibly so. DON'T ruin this for them. We Boyah 2.0 users may have our differences, but we will not hesitate to come to the aid of our fellow members, especially against anyone who so virulently slurs that which has brought us all together.

Don't take this the wrong way. I don't hate you. I don't fear you.

I pity you.

I'm sorry that you feel this way towards us. I'm sorry that Boyah 2.0 is such a bane to your existence. And I'm sorry that you are missing out on such a wonderful posting experience. Mostly, though, I'm sorry that you feel the need to go around and publicly chastise and berate others. I'm sorry that, to ensure your own validity, you need to make others feel invalid. I'm sorry that your self-worth is so infinitesimally minuscule that you have to make others feel less-than-human, at least in your own denatured mind, just to feel whole. I am truly sorry that day-in and day-out you have to put up with your worthless, meaningless, Outsider-esque tragedy of a life.

I ask you politely to cease your unnecessary cries for attention, and instead invite you to join our forum. Delete your Boomerbook account, log in to Boyah 2.0, breathe in the splendor and the amazement of your first post, and then, maybe, just maybe, you'll see what you've been so hopelessly searching for this whole time.

[Nyerp]

are these about no man's sky

[Kalahari Inkantation]

These are my heartfelt feelings about Boyah 2.0.

I mean we are literally experiencing history right now.

I'm honestly somewhat dismayed that there has been so much drama overshadowing these first days of Boyah 2.0. I'd just like to throw some water on this fire.

This upgrade has just changed internet history. Incredible. No website ever created is this responsive and likely nothing else will ever be. I understand the polarization currently, but we all need to at least appreciate this. In fact, this goes beyond Boyah. An entire digital universe can be perused. This is something special. This is going to be talked about years from now. You're experiencing a historical moment.

I'd also like to mention how special this forum already is to me; I'm always trying to introduce my friends to Boyah, sh@posts, the Food Board, etc. I've tried numerous times to explain how incredible posting is to them but it never quite resonates, as they're gen-z Instagramme-Snapshitters.

Last night they watched me post, taking off from the "Who has the biggest dong?" thread before browsing the "highly intellectual fetishes aside from cuckolding" thread until finally making my way to the Video Games board and checking out "the hillary clinton of video games". My friends have never quite grasped nor seemed enthusiastic about Web 1.0 forums, however last night their eyes were glued to the monitor. My closest friend said "Wow, Web 1.0 forums really are special".

Tonight, they want to help me explore the Boyah universe.