PoTD: Ketchup or mayonnaise?

[Thyme]

indisputable fact: with extremely few exceptions, properly seasoned/flavored food does not ever require ketchup

[insert joke about white ppl eating bland food here]

[Mando Pandango]

ketchup in its raw form is terribly overrated and a tool of desperation, though

lmao i guess this is my cue to post the dumb list:

food items for which ketchup isn't mandatory but i still put ketchup on anyway because i'm dumb and i love ketchup:

• almost any kind of cooked meat tbh


• white rice


• mac n' cheese


• my finger, which I then lick


• the tip of my fork, which I then lick

these are all incresingly disgusting, which is impressive considering WHITE RICE is SECOND on a list of FIVE food items you eat with ketchup

my good lord, thyme

[Kalahari Inkantation]

it's quite ironic that thyme is literally named after a seasoning lol

[Thyme]

popsi you missed the first list fam

[Thyme]

not to mention it's second (on the second list) because i eat quite a lot of white rice lol

[Mando Pandango]

popsi you missed the first list fam

no i saw it, this one was just way more gross

[Thyme]

oh
yeah i know

[silvertone]

 i like mustard

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i like mustard

me too, but rarely in large quantities

except on hot dogs

[silvertone]

mustard

[Hiro]

That sushi, cake, sandwiches need mayonnaise

if i made you a cake with mayo and didn't mention that ingredient, you would have no idea it was there
mayo cake is fucking amazing, it just makes the cake a lot more moist

[Hiro]

also TIL thyme has the palate of a 6 year old

[Thyme]

nah when i was 6 i used to put ketchup on pizza and spaghetti
now it must be about 9 or 10

[YPrrrr]

That sushi, cake, sandwiches need mayonnaise

if i made you a cake with mayo and didn't mention that ingredient, you would have no idea it was there
mayo cake is fucking amazing, it just makes the cake a lot more moist

Idk about this but I do know I will never eat cake around you now just to be safe

[Kalahari Inkantation]

nah when i was 6 i used to put ketchup on pizza and spaghetti
now it must be about 9 or 10

i wonder

do you like those ketchup-flavored potato chips lol