PoTD: Ketchup or mayonnaise?

[YPrrrr]

That sushi, cake, sandwiches need mayonnaise

That anything except French fries listed by thyme needs ketchup

Ketchup is okay on some of those things tho just wouldn't say dependent

But that's probably just hyperbole and jokes anyway

[Mando Pandango]

• hot dogs

i think i can legally murder this fucker for saying this but lemme check with obama

[Mando Pandango]

http://www.nbcnews.com/dateline/video/president-obama-vetoes-ketchup-on-hot-dogs-773130819746

hmm yeah looks like i can

see you in a bit boyo, you're dead

[YPrrrr]

At least I agree with Popsi on something

I was watching top chef the other day and they had to do a hot dog vhallenge. One of the contestants made a ketchup sauce for them and got scolded by an Austrian judge because ketchup and sausage is only meant for children

[Mando Pandango]

At least I agree with Popsi on something

I was watching top chef the other day and they had to do a hot dog vhallenge. One of the contestants made a ketchup sauce for them and got scolded by an Austrian judge because ketchup and sausage is only meant for children

lmao

[Thyme]

But that's probably just hyperbole and jokes anyway

Well, let's put it this way:

If I was offered any of the food items I listed and ketchup wasn't available for some reason, I wouldn't refuse to eat them.

However, if I were to be out of ketchup at home, I would choose to eat something else than those food items. I would willingly avoid them until I had ketchup.

At least I agree with Popsi on something

I was watching top chef the other day and they had to do a hot dog vhallenge. One of the contestants made a ketchup sauce for them and got scolded by an Austrian judge because ketchup and sausage is only meant for children

I won't deny my infantile eating habits. I'm someone who still drinks hot chocolate as opposed to coffee.

and no alcohol, ever

[YPrrrr]

But that's probably just hyperbole and jokes anyway

Well, let's put it this way:

If I was offered any of the food items I listed and ketchup wasn't available for some reason, I wouldn't refuse to eat them.

However, if I were to be out of ketchup at home, I would choose to eat something else than those food items. I would willingly avoid them until I had ketchup.

At least I agree with Popsi on something

I was watching top chef the other day and they had to do a hot dog vhallenge. One of the contestants made a ketchup sauce for them and got scolded by an Austrian judge because ketchup and sausage is only meant for children

I won't deny my infantile eating habits. I'm someone who still drinks hot chocolate as opposed to coffee.

and no alcohol, ever

That's fair enough I figured you probably just meant your own personal tastes

I definitely feel that way about fries myself.

If hot chocolate had caffeine I would always choose that over coffee too

[Kalahari Inkantation]

• corn dogs

fry sauce in a ratio of 1 mayonnaise:2 ketchup is great for these, true

• hot dogs

mustard-dependent, no other sauces need apply

• anything that remotely involves sausage, really (including popsi's dick)


• scrambled eggs


• french fries


• pretty much any kind of savory pie

oh my word

ketchup is an admission of defeat

it's a reluctant acceptance that whatever one is eating is so bland and flavorless and dry that it's necessary to cover it in vaguely tomato-flavored corn syrup to make it even remotely palatable

the one food item i can think of that truly is ketchup-dependent is the traditional (ie dressed with only basic toppings like pickles, mayonnaise, tomatoes, lettuce, etc.) hamburger

as in, even i'd prefer not to eat a traditional hamburger without ketchup, unless there were something like big mac sauce or some other specialty sauce in its place

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i will say that ketchup is sometimes p. great as a cooking ingredient

i wouldn't willingly top a hot dog with raw ketchup, but a hot dog and onions sauteed in ketchup as a seasoning and then topped with mustard is

ketchup in its raw form is terribly overrated and a tool of desperation, though

[Thyme]

mustard-dependent, no other sauces need apply

mustard is the one thing i don't put on my hot dogs lol

ketchup + relish for me
also applies to plain hamburgers and cheeseburgers

[Thyme]

ketchup in its raw form is terribly overrated and a tool of desperation, though

lmao i guess this is my cue to post the dumb list:

food items for which ketchup isn't mandatory but i still put ketchup on anyway because i'm dumb and i love ketchup:

• almost any kind of cooked meat tbh


• white rice


• mac n' cheese


• my finger, which I then lick


• the tip of my fork, which I then lick

[Thyme]

[spoiler=disgusting]

• my finger, which I then lick

admittedly, i also do this with mayonnaise[/spoiler]

[Kalahari Inkantation]

ketchup in its raw form is terribly overrated and a tool of desperation, though

lmao i guess this is my cue to post the dumb list:

food items for which ketchup isn't mandatory but i still put ketchup on anyway because i'm dumb and i love ketchup:

• almost any kind of cooked meat tbh


• white rice


• mac n' cheese


• my finger, which I then lick


• the tip of my fork, which I then lick

my good lord, thyme

[spoiler=disgusting]

• my finger, which I then lick

admittedly, i also do this with mayonnaise[/spoiler]

...even i would never think to do this

in fact, i'd much rather do it with ketchup if i had to

[Kalahari Inkantation]

indisputable fact: with extremely few exceptions, properly seasoned/flavored food does not ever require ketchup

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I won't deny my infantile eating habits. I'm someone who still drinks hot chocolate as opposed to coffee.

but this is a rational, adult decision

hot chocolate >>>>>>>>>>>>>> coffee

and no alcohol, ever

same but i suspect that this is only because i'm poor and have no life