what do humans do for ""'fun"""

[Kalahari Inkantation]

as in, beyond the confines of their dwellings

[C.Mongler]

cook hotdog on fire

[rdl]

i keep reading this as hummus

[Travis]

play sport constatnly

[Kalahari Inkantation]

okay, how about this:

please provide me with a list of activities and situations generally regarded among members of the h.s. sapiens species as "fun"

i have been sent on a mission to gather data on human behavior, but to be completely honest, i don't know a single thing about the creatures, and i don't have the faintest idea about where to logically begin my research

[Kalahari Inkantation]

maybe we'll begin with "wikipedia"

quite a prolific species, aren't they

[Joice]

spend money

[YPrrrr]

okay, how about this:

please provide me with a list of activities and situations generally regarded among members of the h.s. sapiens species as "fun"

i have been sent on a mission to gather data on human behavior, but to be completely honest, i don't know a single thing about the creatures, and i don't have the faintest idea about where to logically begin my research

Sports

Hiking, shopping, mini golf, go karts, beach stuff, swimming, walking dogs, hanging out in a park reading the newspaper or a book

[Joice]

be a super hero

[6M69I69B9]

getting their peepees wet

[rdl]

create things

[silvertone]

engage in unrelenting and ceaseless cannibalism

[Nyerp]

destroy things

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i've researched all of your suggestions and they all seem interesting indeed

however

spend money

many require significant human currency investments, and i have not had enough time to amass such currency (or let alone make sense of their economics) at sufficient levels for things like "shopping" "or "go karts" or "getting their peepees wet" (not quite sure i fully comprehend that one, but i believe it's related to the cartograph above)

ambulation within human botanical gardens and temperate broadleaf forests may be an inexpensive way to begin my human behavioral study, and i imagine it would be relatively safe as i could begin by simply observing and record-keeping from a distance (i do not wish to confuse or frighten them)

what other such low-currency, low-but-nonzero interactivity activities might be relevant to my goal

[C.Mongler]

wipe your ass with a big leaf