words that will make you immediately discredit a person

[squirrelfriend]

>ironically insinuating he will snipe cards
tithe your earnings to the college fund

[rdl]

tfw youve never met a black person before so they all scary

[C.Mongler]

I'm sitting next to one on the train right now, scary!

[don't let's]

well, yeah, but unless he's got two SmartTrip card's that he's swippin', da fuck gives him the right to take two spaces up. then i gotta be the dick and sit next to him and smash my leg into him because he can't show some basic common courtesy

taking bikes on the train during rush hour is also literally illegal because of how much space it wastes lol

But who's to say that he won't make room if he's asked? Why would you sacrifice comfort immediately and not wait until you have to? With as big as he looks compared to that seat to fit somebody else fully on that seat they'd both have you scrunch up together. Unless the other person was skinny as a rail, and even then.


But then, I also can't tell if this is a joke post or not, so...

My boyah meter has been broken for a while because there's been enough people here that seriously believe (or seem to) some of the stuff that boyah would usually troll about and make fun of.

[??????]

you just don't ask someone to move
also is having your bike in the train really illegal? heepsters do that shit here and its irritating and...i don't know how these little girls can carry 50 lb bikes up several flight of stairs

[Ezloﺕ]

generally if you ask someone to make room they will make room and its not wrong for you to do so.

you should, however, always be courteous of others and try not to take up so much space especially when you are sitting down so that others can sit. closing your legs while you sit is a reasonable expectation of others.

[C.Mongler]

well, yeah, but unless he's got two SmartTrip card's that he's swippin', da fuck gives him the right to take two spaces up. then i gotta be the dick and sit next to him and smash my leg into him because he can't show some basic common courtesy

taking bikes on the train during rush hour is also literally illegal because of how much space it wastes lol

But who's to say that he won't make room if he's asked? Why would you sacrifice comfort immediately and not wait until you have to? With as big as he looks compared to that seat to fit somebody else fully on that seat they'd both have you scrunch up together. Unless the other person was skinny as a rail, and even then.

but why should i have to ask? couldn't he just make it easier for literally everyone involved and, i dunno:

be courteous of others and try not to take up so much space especially when you are sitting down so that others can sit.

like i could lay flat across 6 fucking seats too until someone says "SCUSE ME MISTER MAYBE I COULD HAVE ONE OF THOSE" but that doesn't make me less of a dick-nosed bitch for doing it

also is having your bike in the train really illegal?

on the DC Metro during specified "rush" hours, yep it is. so is eating or drinking at any time.

neither are particularly ever enforced though lol, though the bike one is occasionally if a station manager wants to get his gold performance star for the month.

[don't let's]

Why does it matter if you ask? How does that honestly affect you that much?

[rdl]

wait, i dont think cock mangler literally sits down and jams himself in there like a dick. id imagine either he plops down his bag and then begins to sit down so the guy knows to move, or he's like "hey mind if i sit here" and the guy is like yeah sure. i mean theres not a big difference between the two

[don't let's]

Yeah I just think that as long as somebody isn't doing it to purposely be a dick, and if they make room when politely asked, (or even just not antagonistically asked) that it should be in no way an issue.

[strongbad]

who normally takes public transport? look at him does he look like a well mannered, considerate and educated person. looks like he escaped from prison with that get up and took a bag and some headphones for disguise.

yeah fuck public transport it is only much better for the environment and much cheaper and it allows you time to do what you want instead of being stuck behind a wheel

[crystalpepsi]

 Mansplaining or Safe Space. If I hear either of those I will probably not want to talk to you. 

[YPrrrr]

I can't believe we're having an unironic conversation about manspreading

[rdl]

fwiw i had a physical therapist tell me that manspreading is the only correct way to sit, otherwise your hips get tight over time and you have it band issues.

ive been spreading my legs forever so im fine

[C.Mongler]

Why does it matter if you ask? How does that honestly affect you that much?

this pleb asks for everything in life, heh