I've met the Beatrice to my Dante

[Travis]

I met her at a friends the other night, although she is currently with another boyfriend, I could read her body language due to my extremely non-autistic disposition. I was able to make eye contact with her about 9/10 times i looked over, I could feel the love in her eyes. Rumor has it that they are breaking up soon and I can dive in. I will update after I receive more intel

[Daddy]

she is a spider and she will eat you

[Commander Fuckass]

Pick a sin and live with it

[ME##]

life is a sin

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Pee in her butt

[??????]

I LoVE THIS THREAD

[silvertone]

if ure going through hell, keep on going before the devil knows Ur'e there

[Hiro]

i made out with a girl last night so hey go us

[Samus Aran]

r u going to write creepy self-insert mythology fanfiction about her

[Travis]

r u going to write creepy self-insert mythology fanfiction about her

No but I've already written a song about her

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

A song for Beatrice by Travis

doot doot doot i think youre cute

Doot doot doot please do not poot.

[Samus Aran]

CAN I HAVE A DRUM SOLO

bom bom bom CHING boom CHING CHING CHING boom      ts     ts ts ts ts BAM ts ts ts ts   ts ts ts ts ts BAM ts ts boom chicka boom chicka boom chicka SLAM SLAM

[silvertone]

beatrice.. nothing Beats...beatrice... oh yeah

[Travis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oofSnsGkops

[Hiro]

oof Sns Gkops