ITT we write a really long song

[Samus Aran]

Try to keep it somewhat humorous, not completely retarded, and Boyah-related

Someone please come up with two lines of opening lyrics, and then we'll go from there. 2 lines per post plz, and no double posting.

And I'm not sure how we should decide when to move on to different rhymes or verses. We'll decide later I guess.

[Houdini]

Also, as usual, any posting of "WHEN I WAS" is a bannable offense.

[ncba93ivyase]

AVAST,  YE GREAT BLUE GOOSE
OUR VESSEL SHALL MAIM YOUR CABOOSE

[YPrrrr]

AVAST,  YE GREAT BLUE GOOSE
OUR VESSEL SHALL MAIM YOUR CABOOSE

and with that, the thread was killed

[ncba93ivyase]

and with that, the thread was killed

rock

[Samus Aran]

AVAST,  YE GREAT BLUE GOOSE
OUR VESSEL SHALL MAIM YOUR CABOOSE

Watch as I slick my hair with mousse,
And accept our forum's creamed love juice

[ncba93ivyase]

Watch as I slick my hair with mousse,
And accept our forum's creamed love juice

The sea water splashes on thy brow
I can hear it crashing upon my prow caterpie;

[The artist formally known]

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER TOLD ME

[KonohaShinobi]

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER TOLD ME

TO LOCK THIS SHITTY THREAD
FOR IT IS NOW DEAD

[Daddy]

DEAD, LIKE MY DREAM
OF SELLING ICE CREAM

[C.Mongler]

HE SAID SON WHEN
YOU GROW UP, WILL YOU BE
THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN
THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED

[Selkie]

The secular vessels of my nighttime uranium
glimmer like stars on the moonlight cranium
of loooooove

[Ezloﺕ]

CAN I HAVE A DRUM SOLO

[Selkie]

bom bom bom CHING boom CHING CHING CHING boom      ts     ts ts ts ts BAM ts ts ts ts   ts ts ts ts ts BAM ts ts boom chicka boom chicka boom chicka SLAM SLAM

[FullmetalGanon]

Also, as usual, any posting of "IF I WAS" is a bannable offense.

"if i was", or "when i was"?