tfw i will never be a high school football star

[Samus Aran]

i have never seen a state pride itself on its cowboys so much without seeing a single cow

i've actually seen a few cattle drivers actively driving said cattle while in wyoming

[ME##]

i want to see wyoming just to look upon their neat licence plates

[Samus Aran]

it's incredible how much nothing is packed into wyoming. aside from yellowstone, i mean.

[PLEASEHELP1991]

Sports are boring and entirely pointless.

lmao im going to break my legs to fight over a piece of rubber

That describes every sport ever.

[snoorkel]

i have never seen a state pride itself on its cowboys so much without seeing a single cow

i've actually seen a few cattle drivers actively driving said cattle while in wyoming

same   was stopped in the road by passing column of cattle once

[snoorkel]

[Samus Aran]

i have never seen a state pride itself on its cowboys so much without seeing a single cow

i've actually seen a few cattle drivers actively driving said cattle while in wyoming

same   was stopped in the road by passing column of cattle once

one time we got stuck behind this car because we were on a narrow road and there were some cowboys near us with some cattle and a whole bunch of asian tourists piled out of the car in front of us to take pictures of the cowboys

[ME##]

tfw no asian tourists

[ncba93ivyase]

TFW no Asian mom to cook me dinner and bitch at me for getting an a- and jerk me off while I do homework

[ncba93ivyase]

tfw you'll never make a good joke and instead make shitty jokes that people laugh at because they feel bad

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

tfw i want to disturb your privacy but i dont want my body to be torn asunder by your tremendous pythons

[ncba93ivyase]

tfw i want to steal that last ice cream in the freezer but i know it's not mine
tfw i'll never try that ice cream

[me003]

tfw you'll never make a good joke and instead make shitty jokes that people laugh at because they feel bad

my life is a lie.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

It is gay and fucked up thay ypr does not acknowledge the marionberry

[ME##]

It is gay and fucked up thay ypr does not acknowledge the marionberry

ypr is all sorts of fucked up