tfw i will never be a high school football star

[ncba93ivyase]

tfw i'll never play on a midwestern football team
tfw i'll never help my dad on the farm
tfw no more prime teen pu$$y
tfw i'll never take a girl to a barn and throw her down on a haystack and take her virginity
tfw i never do this with 10 girls
tfw i'll never drive your pickup truck far away from home after an argument with my parents
tfw no big home cooked meals by my mom
tfw no apple pie cooling by the window
tfw no corn on the cob w/ hot dogs
tfw no church on sundays
tfw i'll never be a true american

david you don't know just how blessed you've been to have all of this

[ncba93ivyase]

tfw no homecoming dance
tfw no cheerleader gf
tfw no dad who played on the same team
tfw no grandpa who played on the same team
tfw no grandpa

[Hiro]

i agree with all of this

[YPrrrr]

Itt lawlz mixes Midwestern Americana with Southern Americana

[PLEASEHELP1991]

Itt lawlz mixes Midwestern Americana with Southern Americana

[Commander Fuckass]

tfw nobody cares except for Hiro, but he has always wanted Lawlz's dick anyway

[Thyme]

i do feel p. bad about a few of these

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

tfw i'll never drive your pickup truck far away from home after an argument with my parents

good ass feelin' right here

[ncba93ivyase]

tfw i'll never drive your pickup truck far away from home after an argument with my parents

tfw i'll never steal your pickup truck

[ncba93ivyase]

tfw no good poutine

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

tfw no good poutine

[ncba93ivyase]

damn corey you never even had good iowa poutine

we need to take a weekend trip to des moines sometime

you and Big Al can take turns driving

[YPrrrr]

Get potatoes from Idaho, beef gravy from Nebraska, and cheese curds from Wisconsinfor best poutine 

[ncba93ivyase]

or just live in des moines and get the best damn poutine imaginable for $5

tfw no corn husker gf

[Thyme]

tfw no good poutine

can't say i can relate with this one