Fapping techniques.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I honestly threw up in my mouth a bit while reading this.
What a bunch of fucking assholes.

THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WEIRD AND STUPID.

And it's ESPECIALLY strange for a guy who doesn't fap.

Lol, just don't try it. You're clean right now, you get addicted if you do it.

Yeah, I won't. It'd just cause trouble.

Your dad or brother could walk in, and try to be gay like all these people are (Based on their comments.)...

omg, so my best frends uncle came (lol pun) into th room an grabd my penis. it was the best then i fucked him hard.
it felt so good even tho im not gay
also im only 7

WTF??? Is that a comment or your story!?

...My story. china;
I know, it sounds exactly like most of those comments.

You fucked your uncle or one of his friends? You can't even get a hard on when you're young right?

...Dude, I made the story up...

[6M69I69B9]

I honestly threw up in my mouth a bit while reading this.
What a bunch of fucking assholes.

THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WEIRD AND STUPID.

And it's ESPECIALLY strange for a guy who doesn't fap.

Lol, just don't try it. You're clean right now, you get addicted if you do it.

Yeah, I won't. It'd just cause trouble.

Your dad or brother could walk in, and try to be gay like all these people are (Based on their comments.)...

omg, so my best frends uncle came (lol pun) into th room an grabd my penis. it was the best then i fucked him hard.
it felt so good even tho im not gay
also im only 7

WTF??? Is that a comment or your story!?

...My story. china;
I know, it sounds exactly like most of those comments.

You fucked your uncle or one of his friends? You can't even get a hard on when you're young right?

...Dude, I made the story up...

I fucking fell for it!!! I'M SUCH A DUMBASS... emo;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I honestly threw up in my mouth a bit while reading this.
What a bunch of fucking assholes.

THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WEIRD AND STUPID.

And it's ESPECIALLY strange for a guy who doesn't fap.

Lol, just don't try it. You're clean right now, you get addicted if you do it.

Yeah, I won't. It'd just cause trouble.

Your dad or brother could walk in, and try to be gay like all these people are (Based on their comments.)...

omg, so my best frends uncle came (lol pun) into th room an grabd my penis. it was the best then i fucked him hard.
it felt so good even tho im not gay
also im only 7

WTF??? Is that a comment or your story!?

...My story. china;
I know, it sounds exactly like most of those comments.

You fucked your uncle or one of his friends? You can't even get a hard on when you're young right?

...Dude, I made the story up...

I fucking fell for it!!! I'M SUCH A DUMBASS... emo;

...Holy shit, man.
I'm not seven, I'm not gay, and I've never even MET any of my friend's uncles.

[6M69I69B9]

I honestly threw up in my mouth a bit while reading this.
What a bunch of fucking assholes.

THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WEIRD AND STUPID.

And it's ESPECIALLY strange for a guy who doesn't fap.

Lol, just don't try it. You're clean right now, you get addicted if you do it.

Yeah, I won't. It'd just cause trouble.

Your dad or brother could walk in, and try to be gay like all these people are (Based on their comments.)...

omg, so my best frends uncle came (lol pun) into th room an grabd my penis. it was the best then i fucked him hard.
it felt so good even tho im not gay
also im only 7

WTF??? Is that a comment or your story!?

...My story. china;
I know, it sounds exactly like most of those comments.

You fucked your uncle or one of his friends? You can't even get a hard on when you're young right?

...Dude, I made the story up...

I fucking fell for it!!! I'M SUCH A DUMBASS... emo;

...Holy shit, man.
I'm not seven, I'm not gay, and I've never even MET any of my friend's uncles.

Oh, I misread is and thought when you put 7, you meant it was like an old story so I didn't bother finish reading it.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I honestly threw up in my mouth a bit while reading this.
What a bunch of fucking assholes.

THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WEIRD AND STUPID.

And it's ESPECIALLY strange for a guy who doesn't fap.

Lol, just don't try it. You're clean right now, you get addicted if you do it.

Yeah, I won't. It'd just cause trouble.

Your dad or brother could walk in, and try to be gay like all these people are (Based on their comments.)...

omg, so my best frends uncle came (lol pun) into th room an grabd my penis. it was the best then i fucked him hard.
it felt so good even tho im not gay
also im only 7

WTF??? Is that a comment or your story!?

...My story. china;
I know, it sounds exactly like most of those comments.

You fucked your uncle or one of his friends? You can't even get a hard on when you're young right?

...Dude, I made the story up...

I fucking fell for it!!! I'M SUCH A DUMBASS... emo;

...Holy shit, man.
I'm not seven, I'm not gay, and I've never even MET any of my friend's uncles.

Oh, I misread is and thought when you put 7, you meant it was like an old story so I didn't bother finish reading it.

...wut

[Wrench]

The comments are fucking hilarious.

[6M69I69B9]

The comments are fucking hilarious.

Some are fucking wierd...

[Kalahari Inkantation]

this is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest

I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese.

I usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.

WHAT. THE. HELL.

holy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.

Lol, beanie babies.

A variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.

WHADDAFUX

...um...wut

[Silverhawk79]

this is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest

I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese.

I usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.

WHAT. THE. HELL.

holy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.

Lol, beanie babies.

A variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.

WHADDAFUX

...um...wut

I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

this is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest

I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese.

I usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.

WHAT. THE. HELL.

holy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.

Lol, beanie babies.

A variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.

WHADDAFUX

...um...wut

I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;

I was talking about the "head cheese" part. I can't imagine what that could possibly be.

[Silverhawk79]

this is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest

I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese.

I usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.

WHAT. THE. HELL.

holy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.

Lol, beanie babies.

A variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.

WHADDAFUX

...um...wut

I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;

I was talking about the "head cheese" part. I can't imagine what that could possibly be.

I know.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

this is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest

I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese.

I usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.

WHAT. THE. HELL.

holy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.

Lol, beanie babies.

A variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.

WHADDAFUX

...um...wut

I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;

I was talking about the "head cheese" part. I can't imagine what that could possibly be.

I know.

You know what it is?

[caponehollywood]

I love that website.

[Silverhawk79]

this is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest

I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese.

I usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.

WHAT. THE. HELL.

holy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.

Lol, beanie babies.

A variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.

WHADDAFUX

...um...wut

I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;

I was talking about the "head cheese" part. I can't imagine what that could possibly be.

I know.

You know what it is?

Probably the crap uncircumcised people build up under there...I dunno.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

this is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest

I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese.

I usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.

WHAT. THE. HELL.

holy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.

Lol, beanie babies.

A variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.

WHADDAFUX

...um...wut

I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;

I was talking about the "head cheese" part. I can't imagine what that could possibly be.

I know.

You know what it is?

Probably the crap uncircumcised people build up under there...I dunno.

That's fucking dis-fucking-gusting.