Fapping techniques.

[6M69I69B9]

My friends father did this technique on me, I am 18 and he said he had something to show me. I whent into his room and he was naked with an erection in hand I have seen his penis before when it poped out from under his sheets becouse he sleeps nude. He told me to lay on the bed and undo my pants. I did and he grabed my penis and started to rub it against his palm. I cam with great force all over his hand, he then laid down and told me to do it to him. I did and he ejaculated as I did, he told me anytime I wanted to, to stop by when no one is home again.

Holy hell

Wtf? This's some fucking sick shit...

[Silverhawk79]

this was awsome it was the worst ever i got a broke penis

...What?

can someone invent some new techiniques i jagg abou twenty times a day all week and i am running ut of stuff to try my penis is now 13.5 innches no surgery no nothing i just jagg all the time and i am only 16 years old

Right, and your balls are basketball sized.

THIS WAY IS QUITE GOOD. I ACTUALLY DID THIS AT OUR BREAKFAST TABLE WHILE TALKING TO MY MOM. I'M 14 AND MOM IS 35 SO WE ARE CLOSE SHE KNOWS I J/O AND HAS WALKED IN ON ME ONCE BUT IT WAS NO BIG DEAL.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA suicide;

Well, I understood the messiness problem that this method would entail and made the appropriate arrangements. I did not, however, realise the far worse problem that this creates. Yes, I got off, yes it went all over the place and YES I experienced previously unimagined levels of friction. I sit here now with a cold wet flannel wrapped around the bruised and bloody mess that once was my penis. I will NOT be using this method again, and the amount of pain I'm in at the moment suggests that I'll never be able to use any other method, regular or otherwise, ever again. My penis is in tatters and it's your fault. There's blood on your hands JackinWorld...There's blood on mine too.

crai;

[V]

Really though, I don't need all those extras techniques. I just do it the regular way.  caterpie;

[Daddy]

find this at your toy store---its called-- sockimbockim, its an inflatable boxing glove, you put your fist in. but instead, you lub. your penis and insert it. for instant pleasure!!!!!!!!

IT'S MORE FUN THAN A PILLOW FIGHT

OW, this sounded so good, so I looked around the house and cut the bottom off a 2 liter coke bottle and took large bubble wrap, rolled up and placed in bottle, put on a condom and some lube and WOW, what a great way to get off and no mess, I use water based lube. Enjoy

lol

this technique didnt work for me, it just hurt

poppy;

I have a used a hot water bottle for years and love the feel. I have tried the sandwich technique but most times just lay on top of it in bed and rub away.  When you wake up in the morning with morningwood, it is great to roll over and rub one off really quickly.  What a way to start your day.

Even better----you can eat the spaghetii afterward!

lol Will she get pregnate?

I tried this and......... Ithink it is a wast of pasta..... good but not good enough... and is it ever hard to stick your penis through the saran wrap. I think you should try it with somthing else than a regular glass.

navi;

This method was AMAZING!!!!! With this method I had the most amazing orgasm Ive had since my first one. It was so realistic... it may sound rediculous but it is really great. I used a 20oz pop bottle with a bit of the top cut away and i used egg noddles instead of spaghetti noodles but it worked just the same but i used butter rather than olive oil. If i was to give this one a rating out of 10 i would give it a 14.7... now if you would excuse me i need to go and cook some noodles.

Try Ramen.

[6M69I69B9]

Fuck, all these comments are so fucking stupid, sick and weird.

[anus]

WTF, people masturbate with pasta?

[Silverhawk79]

Really though, I don't need all those extras techniques. I just do it the regular way.  caterpie;

Same here, but the comments are hilarious.

[6M69I69B9]

Really though, I don't need all those extras techniques. I just do it the regular way.  caterpie;

Same here, but the comments are hilarious.

I know, I laughed like for 10min at all of them.

[Daddy]

As a expert jacker myself and a refridgeration contracter. I would like to comment that refridgeration grade armaflex is better to jack with because it is seemless and more flexable and availaible in many sizes.even for the extra large.

I got my degree at NYU. I am Jack Mehoff PH D of Masturbation.

I use pantyhose,sometimes i wear them or just pull the leg part over it ,it feels great.

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[6M69I69B9]

This is amazing!!!!!!! I've just done it and im covered in semen right now! I managed to get it on my face!!

wtf lol

Olol.

[Silverhawk79]

this is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest

I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese.

I usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.

WHAT. THE. HELL.

holy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.

Lol, beanie babies.

A variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.

WHADDAFUX

[Silverhawk79]

hi my name is Joe B.I am a 35 year old man with a 7&3/4" penis . i use this method of masterbation on average of 5 to 20 times per week. i recently discovered that i am Bi-sexual!!when i confessed my new-found love of guys to my girlfriend she was very turned off ,so i naturally need a hands-free method,as i personally achieve the best pleasures if i stimulate my prostate as i'm pumping "foo-foo"i also like to use wooden clothes-pins on my nipples which i squeeze just before orgasam!i am in need of an edible form of lubrication which will allow me to be able to suck my semen out of the gloves and enjoy the "fruits of my labor"

Kinky.

[Daddy]

This felt really interesting. First, I cut open the peppers and stuffed my penis inside them, kinda like stuffing a turkey (but with a BONAR) LOL ne ways the seeds started to drip onto my scrotum and this kinda felt like saliva...

then i made some fajitas lol

I just tried this technique and it was surprisingly erotic. It felt kind of perverted using a piece of fruit, but that may have been part of the turn-on. It was deliciously slimy and the squishy sounds are a real turn-on, especially as you increase your stroking speed.  The resulting orgasm was quite powerful.  I recommend using a non-ripe banana, as a ripe one would easily fall apart because all that stroking definitely softens up the banana. You will definitely need to clean up afterwards, so don't use this technique if you are in a hurry. Age 39, Connecticut

I want a banana lol.

Wow...was this one great!  Wonderful and surely a different experience.  But messy.  Be sure you can really shower or clean up well after.  Much better than Banana Man and I liked that one when I tried it!  One of your respondents said, "It is especially good if you eat the banana afterwards!! "  I don't know, chuncks of the banana kept falling apart and I kept eating the pieces as I went along.  Maybe the banana I used was too ripe.  I hope many of JackinWorld's readers try this one.  I think it deserves more than 3 hands!  Happy male aged 65.

You are a fucking retard.

Just make some banana bread. :|

I've been an avid bed humper most of my life and love hearing what other guys like to use. Us humpers should have our own forum or something.

forums.nintendo.com

I had an old bike with a shiny vinyl bananna seat. Riding it with tight shorts on would stimulate my crotch and scrotum. Lube up, lean forward with your schlong tucked under your scrotum, tighten your legs and rock back and forth to a massive orgasm!

My bike got stolen.

you can hump just about anything...what I expericanced last summer I was swimming in lake Michigan and there were alot of waves because it was about to storm and I got hard in my swim suit just from the waves. Well the waves got so bad I need a raft, I had a circular tube, like a donute but the center wansnt cut out, so actually its like a snow tube, i tied it to me so I wouldnt lose it and basically layed on it out on the water and humped it, like on the sides, just being in the water lubed it pefectly, specailly when a wave camp...it was great, had a different feeling.

I once had my leg humped by a dog.

[anus]

I think the best for females is to find the next best thing, a baseball bat with a condom on the handle. it willgive YOU the best oral sex you have had in a long time

Oh yes, a baseball bat with a condom. Makes perfect sense.

OMG this felt incredible i can't belive it only took me an hour and 30 min to get this done once i reached orgasm i exploded into heaven my semen shot a full 3 meters!!!! I was impressed with the results of this thxs jackin expert!

3 meters, eh? YOU SHOULD TRY OUT FOR THE OLYMPICS, LOL

Yeah it makes a way better! I have a longer session and it feels great - 15 Years Old. Ontario

**** CANADIANS TAKING OUR TECHNIQUES!

omg i ejaculated more than i hadever before great!!!!! andrew 15

aaaaa anjew is trying these techniques and loving it.  caterpie;

[Bushy]

This technique is brill. I'm 14 and have been masturbating once a day for the last 3 years. Before I found Jackinworld, it would take me 5-10 minutes to cum and the sperm would just dribble out and collect in my belly button. For the last 3 months, I've been doing kegels and messing around with stop go, with fantastic results. On Saturday mornings, I have the house to myself and I'm now taking 1 1/2 to 2 hours to wank off. The orgams are truly awesome, lasting 3-4 times as long and the slow dribble has been replaced by a flood of sperm. I regularly produce 6-8 spurts (the record so far is 13 !)and it shoots way over my shoulder. sometimes as far as the wall and the bedside lamp !

Wow