Fapping techniques.

[Tomboh]

Someone lock this thread please before it gets out of hand  burned;

gtfo

[Daddy]

i use this technique often it is great! since i have a bit less than 4" i use the 'pencil grip' somdtimes even though i can fit the 'fist grip' prety good. i used this for lil bit over an hr. watching pornography and reading erotica. when i finaly go its great! it goes over 3' and i can fill over a c.m. of a dixie cup with my very thick white sperm. thnxs JW!! great technique

SMALL DICK.

[Silverhawk79]

WHAT THE FUCK?

my mom showed me this site about two years ago and actually helped me to have a fake vagina( lube and condoms and foam rubber) since i do not have a dad or any older  males in my life mom has been very understanding and patient with my puberty.

what
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what
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AWSUM

Hey mom, I need a better way to jerk off. Could you help me out? caterpie;

[Bushy]

i use this technique often it is great! since i have a bit less than 4" i use the 'pencil grip' somdtimes even though i can fit the 'fist grip' prety good. i used this for lil bit over an hr. watching pornography and reading erotica. when i finaly go its great! it goes over 3' and i can fill over a c.m. of a dixie cup with my very thick white sperm. thnxs JW!! great technique

SMALL DICK.

Hah, smaller han mines caterpie;

[Tomboh]

WHAT THE FUCK?

my mom showed me this site about two years ago and actually helped me to have a fake vagina( lube and condoms and foam rubber) since i do not have a dad or any older  males in my life mom has been very understanding and patient with my puberty.

what
the
fuck

what
the
fuck

AWSUM

Hey mom, I need a better way to jerk off. Could you help me out? caterpie;

Let me start you out there son.

[Silverhawk79]

WHAT THE FUCK?

my mom showed me this site about two years ago and actually helped me to have a fake vagina( lube and condoms and foam rubber) since i do not have a dad or any older  males in my life mom has been very understanding and patient with my puberty.

what
the
fuck

what
the
fuck

AWSUM

Hey mom, I need a better way to jerk off. Could you help me out? caterpie;

Let me start you out there son.

What's that stuff coming out of it?

[Daddy]

this is my favorite!!! it reminds me of having sex with by boyfriend!!!!

wut

I am 22 and I use the stop and go method a few years ago. But I think I abuse it by doing it to long. My sex life is ruined because I'm afraid to ejaculate because after ejaculating  I have pains in my groin and neck all on left side only. I been to the doctor and they can't my nothing wrong with me. I really belive I damage something by the stop and go method. Could I have damage something? Please help me find out whats wrong with me.

lol

Praise to whoever created this technique! You are a masturbation god amongst mere mortals!! I used this technique for the first time today, not only did it extend my session by almost a minute and a half i ejaculated MUCH more semen. Thank you very much!!

I think Dionysius was the god of that.

In the past two years I have had quite a time with myself, using mostly this method. Using mineral oil, visual stimuli, and a lot of self-control, and sometimes in the company of my wife, I have masturbated for as long as six hours, with the end result being an orgasm of massive size and explosive strength. I have found that it is better to keep yourself erect as much as you can during the "stop and go" period. Of course, you will be exhausted afterwards, which is why it is best to save this for special occasions when you are ready to go all out.

Some one needs a life.

[Daddy]

THIS IS WAY TOO INTENSE!! MY SISTER ACTUALLY DID THIS ON ME SHE IS 15-1/2 AND ME 14 COVERED HER HAND WITH SEMEN

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WOW i use this all the time, which is lots. The rosy arm rocks. 4/4 penises!

Comment Poster gets 0/4 vaginas

My friends father did this technique on me, I am 18 and he said he had something to show me. I whent into his room and he was naked with an erection in hand I have seen his penis before when it poped out from under his sheets becouse he sleeps nude. He told me to lay on the bed and undo my pants. I did and he grabed my penis and started to rub it against his palm. I cam with great force all over his hand, he then laid down and told me to do it to him. I did and he ejaculated as I did, he told me anytime I wanted to, to stop by when no one is home again.

[Silverhawk79]

This position was awsome I Love my semen and I showed my frind how to do it . So when we do this we swallow all the semen in our mouths and let eachother lick the rest off every one should eat their semen, Don't waste it!!

QUEER.

Woah ho hoo! After I read this one I stripped down right in the middle of the living room, layed down, lubed up, and commensed to humping my arms. It took a little while but the feeling was like no other. When I reached climax I shot jizz all the way up to my shoulders.  Great technic!

Hope you didn't have company over. burned;

Try putting your finger in a little deeper (with KY or something) and push on your pubic bone as you orgasm! It's AMAZING to feel all of your little muscles and stuff pumping out your semen. Try it!

No thanks, I don't like sticking my whole hand up my ass.

I've been doing this one since I was about 4 years old. I was 11 before I found out the "correct" way to masturbate. What I like about it is that it takes much longer than the regular way of masturbating, so it keeps you on the edge for a long time. It's also good if you have a sock over your penis.

...4 years old?

[Tomboh]

My friends father did this technique on me, I am 18 and he said he had something to show me. I whent into his room and he was naked with an erection in hand I have seen his penis before when it poped out from under his sheets becouse he sleeps nude. He told me to lay on the bed and undo my pants. I did and he grabed my penis and started to rub it against his palm. I cam with great force all over his hand, he then laid down and told me to do it to him. I did and he ejaculated as I did, he told me anytime I wanted to, to stop by when no one is home again.

Holy hell

[V]

THIS IS WAY TOO INTENSE!! MY SISTER ACTUALLY DID THIS ON ME SHE IS 15-1/2 AND ME 14 COVERED HER HAND WITH SEMEN

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I lol'd at your "no comment"

WOW i use this all the time, which is lots. The rosy arm rocks. 4/4 penises!

Comment Poster gets 0/4 vaginas
Wow..

My friends father did this technique on me, I am 18 and he said he had something to show me. I whent into his room and he was naked with an erection in hand I have seen his penis before when it poped out from under his sheets becouse he sleeps nude. He told me to lay on the bed and undo my pants. I did and he grabed my penis and started to rub it against his palm. I cam with great force all over his hand, he then laid down and told me to do it to him. I did and he ejaculated as I did, he told me anytime I wanted to, to stop by when no one is home again.

Wtf? That's fucked up...

[ncba93ivyase]

THIS IS WAY TOO INTENSE!! MY SISTER ACTUALLY DID THIS ON ME SHE IS 15-1/2 AND ME 14 COVERED HER HAND WITH SEMEN

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INCEST, INCEST, IT'S THE BEST. PUT YOUR SISTER TO THE TEST.

[The artist formally known]

I ALREADY DO THESE WTF

[Daddy]

It had an actual oral stimulation by myself a few times as a teenager, but boy was it hard to achieve. I actually succeeded at giving it to myself, although I couldn't go any farther than the head. If would have tried more often if I had a longer thanusual hard on so I could have enjoyed it better. It felt ok but it's much better when it's easy or a woman puts her lips on it for you.

DON'T SWALLOW

i cant figure out how to do this

Retard can't even fap.

Another way to do this is to use the back of your computer chair. Many have a detachable back rest which feels very similar to couch cushions. Just unscrew the back, insert the bag and your penis, lower the back rest again and go at it. It's good because you can watch stuff on your computer screen while you do it.

Great for fapping while cybering old men.

Oh my god I tried this technique, and it was the best. I got stuck in my room for a couple hours going through 5 condoms. It felt so real, and a good porn, made the day. As long as I am alone and have a baggie toilet paper roll and a good porn, I am a happy man.  Thank you so much, I will be reading for more comments on this. 5 stars all the way

china;

Hey, if anyone ever gets to reading this, this is the best technique for masterbatinng ever. I've still going through puberty (extremely late..17 yo), and i only ejaculate when it feels really good, and everytime for this technique it works so freakin much, even back to back. No blanks. But the only problem is that i feel like absolute CRAP after doing this. I feel like such a loser. I mean i completely beleive, and love masturbating...but we are having a foursome with a ziploc bag, vaseline, and our goddamn MATRESS!!! IT's so depressing that i spend hours doing that and then while im ejaculating, im calling myself a loser. QUITE QUITE sad.

You're posting a comment there. Of course you're a loser.

[anus]

This is amazing!!!!!!! I've just done it and im covered in semen right now! I managed to get it on my face!!

wtf lol