Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i'm going to lol so hard upon seeing splatoon's sales figures

[Kalahari Inkantation]

nintendo would have one if not for the introduction of the figure bullshit. nobody wins

isn't this just an entirely optional extra though?? i'm sure they will be expensive so i might not honestly care about them in the slightest

it's not like their existence actually harms the games they're compatible with they just add special small features

though it WOULD have been nice if the whole "unique version of a character w/ level and stats" thing had been a mode already included in smash bros instead of just part of this figure thing, so i guess in that sense it kind of is DAY 1 ON-DISC DLC so thats kinda shitty

still idk i dont care much either way

it's only going to get worse

i can only hope that these figurines quickly become yet another footnote in nintendo's vast repertoire of heavily promoted but quickly forgotten about features and peripherals like the e reader and gameboy link cable, but because of the appeal of collectibility that comes along with figures i'm not exactly optimistic

[Classic]

One figure will be used in many games too.

[Samus Aran]

nintendo would have one if not for the introduction of the figure bullshit. nobody wins

isn't this just an entirely optional extra though?? i'm sure they will be expensive so i might not honestly care about them in the slightest

it's not like their existence actually harms the games they're compatible with they just add special small features

though it WOULD have been nice if the whole "unique version of a character w/ level and stats" thing had been a mode already included in smash bros instead of just part of this figure thing, so i guess in that sense it kind of is DAY 1 ON-DISC DLC so thats kinda shitty

still idk i dont care much either way

it's only going to get worse

i can only hope that these figurines quickly become yet another footnote in nintendo's vast repertoire of heavily promoted but quickly forgotten about features and peripherals like the e reader and gameboy link cable, but because of the appeal of collectibility that comes along with figures i'm not exactly optimistic

do you mean the gamecube-gba cable

because the older game boy link cable was actually quite successful and fondly remembered, largely because of pokemon red/blue/yellow

[don't let's]

Are those things basically the same kind of things as those Skylander and Disney Infinity things?

[Commander Fuckass]

all I know is that I want a Samus one just for the fuck of it

[Kalahari Inkantation]

nintendo would have one if not for the introduction of the figure bullshit. nobody wins

isn't this just an entirely optional extra though?? i'm sure they will be expensive so i might not honestly care about them in the slightest

it's not like their existence actually harms the games they're compatible with they just add special small features

though it WOULD have been nice if the whole "unique version of a character w/ level and stats" thing had been a mode already included in smash bros instead of just part of this figure thing, so i guess in that sense it kind of is DAY 1 ON-DISC DLC so thats kinda shitty

still idk i dont care much either way

it's only going to get worse

i can only hope that these figurines quickly become yet another footnote in nintendo's vast repertoire of heavily promoted but quickly forgotten about features and peripherals like the e reader and gameboy link cable, but because of the appeal of collectibility that comes along with figures i'm not exactly optimistic

do you mean the gamecube-gba cable

yes

[Snowy]

all I know is that I want a Samus one just for the fuck of it

just buy the Samus figma

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

captain toad will be Cool

[don't let's]

That person in the Zelda trailer? Probably not Link.

Told you guys it was a girl. I bet it's Zelda, which was actually my first instinct. She's worn hoods before, she's used bows before, and it has her ear piercing.

eh?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

now i'm a little disappointed, i had taken a liking to what i thought was his adorable new look despite finding it somewhat effeminate

[Hiro]

now i'm a little disappointed, i had taken a liking to what i thought was his adorable new look despite sfinding it somewhat effeminate

it is, it's just pre-puberty tween link this time
also i really like his new outfit, though i'm sure we'll get the green tunic not too far into the game

[Daddy]

the e-reader was cool but it was kind of crappy at reading.

so many swipes failed for being 2fast or 2slow

That person in the Zelda trailer? Probably not Link.

Told you guys it was a girl. I bet it's Zelda, which was actually my first instinct. She's worn hoods before, she's used bows before, and it has her ear piercing.

eh?

what's up with this quote

[Kalahari Inkantation]

also i was hoping that was ww link's crayfish pajama shirt being worn in the trailer but apparently it isn't :'(

[Kalahari Inkantation]

That person in the Zelda trailer? Probably not Link.

Told you guys it was a girl. I bet it's Zelda, which was actually my first instinct. She's worn hoods before, she's used bows before, and it has her ear piercing.

eh?

what's up with this quote

i think it's from outsid