Beer and liquor of choice

[Mando Pandango]

i would also say don't do this, but if you're gonna do it, do it on rolling rock.

but don't do it.

[ncba93ivyase]

more like rolling and rocking off the road and into a car full of innocent children who will die before they have the chance to ever try beer

[Commander Fuckass]

Yuengling and Makers Mark or Jack Daniels Honey

[silvertone]

more like rolling and rocking off the road and into a car full of innocent children who will die before they have the chance to ever try beer

no one is innocent

[Socks]

more like rolling and rocking off the road and into a car full of innocent children who will die before they have the chance to ever try beer

Innocent children is my favorite ice cream.

[Josh]

chill ya'll I don't pound six brews and then drive home immediately, I let it settle for a few hours and smoke a few cigs. I'd never get to the point where I couldn't control myself and be swervin' all over the road and try to drive home 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I'd never get to the point where I couldn't control myself and be swervin' all over the road and try to drive home 

that's noble and all, but you know that also happens to be what every single person who's ever driven drunk has thought as well lol

nobody goes out there intending or expecting to drive like a maniac

[Commander Fuckass]

Buzzed driving is drunk driving


Paid by the department of motor vehicles

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

i slam 10 beers and barrel dow the highway with 6 pounds of sesame chicken cooling off in my passenger seat