imagine being married to a black woman for 10 years

[ncba93ivyase]

imagine she's gotten a little bit chubby and she's supposed to be on a diet

and one night you go out to the kitchen and seeing her going beast mode on some kfc

she sees you and waves her finger

"WHITE BOY BOUT TO MIND HIS OWN DAMN BIDNIS"

you feel like you've been punched in the gut as her cuteness overwhelms you

you go in for a hug

"NIGGA IM TELLIN YOU BEST GET ON UP OUT HERE"

man that would be great

[??????]

some of my friends are real ghetto womyn
i remember this guy from 4chan came to NYC (we did these dumb tinychat group things) to live here.
he didn't know anyone here so we hanged a lot
and on the first day he came here I took him to the ghetto so I can score some cheap dr. beats earphones from this prostitute tranny
then we went to a party where he felt insanely uncomfortable
he's like you guys, white and sheltered only having the internet to serve as a window onto black culture

he stumbled into this room thick with marijuana smog and thug niggers all sitting down on these tinny, lead stools
and he got sooooooo red and clammed up
it was so cute

[ncba93ivyase]

he's like you guys, white and sheltered only having the internet to serve as a window onto black culture

my desire to have a black woman spawned from my daily experiences with them in high school

i love people who are needlessly sassy

[YPrrrr]

I would love to be married to a black woman but no way in hell could I put up with someone who talks like that lol

[Classic]

i love people who are needlessly sassy

No wonder you love me.

[ME##]

some of my friends are real ghetto womyn
i remember this guy from 4chan came to NYC (we did these dumb tinychat group things) to live here.
he didn't know anyone here so we hanged a lot
and on the first day he came here I took him to the ghetto so I can score some cheap dr. beats earphones from this prostitute tranny
then we went to a party where he felt insanely uncomfortable
he's like you guys, white and sheltered only having the internet to serve as a window onto black culture

he stumbled into this room thick with marijuana smog and thug niggers all sitting down on these tinny, lead stools
and he got sooooooo red and clammed up
it was so cute

i told you not to tell them this story about me

[ncba93ivyase]

No wonder you love me.

honestly i think you'd be a great roommate

[??????]

my desire to have a black woman spawned from my daily experiences with them in high school

i love people who are needlessly sassy

i know
i love it
i love everything they say
white people can never have their innate realness sass

[Classic]

white people can never have their innate realness sass

The hell I can't. 

[Daddy]

NO BLACK WOMAN

NO DISHONOR FAMILY!

[6M69I69B9]

NO BLACK WOMAN

NO DISHONOR FAMILY!

[silvertone]

imagine being married to anyone for ten years :shivers:

[??????]

The hell I can't. 

you just have gay sass
i.e felt humor

[ME##]

what a terrible insult to lay at the feet of tyler

[AegisReflector]

they are funny on "family feud" and "maury" but i look at it as false advertising.