Boyah Awards 2013 results thread

[ME##]

https://vimeo.com/74058161

Video running details:
0:00:00-JMV
0:00:14-David/Strongbad
0:04:35-Snowy and Gina
0:07:38-Popsi
0:27:42-YPR
0:36:55-C.Mongler
And for the only two videos you've been waiting for the most
0:45:00-Silvertone as Applesauce
0:50:43-NOTSID
1:04:46-CREDITS INCLUDING NOTSID THIS YEAR





[spoiler=Full results, or at least this should be that]Best admin
     Winner:  JMV
     Runner-up:  Snorkel 

Best avatar
     Winner:  Clucky
     Runner-up:  Not Sid

Best Boyager
     Winner:  Kaz
     Runner-up:  Tec

Best Boyah meme
     Winner:  Giving silly names to video games and consoles
     Runner-up:  Tie between Wow rude/rhyming word and Who the fuck is Carlos?

Best couple
     Winners:  Snowy x DP
     Runners-up:  Hiro x Kaz

Best emote
     Winner:  Tie between and
     Runner-up:   

Best looking female
     Winner:  Kaki
     Runner-up:  Bluaki

Best looking male
     Winner:  Tie between Popsi and Hippo
     Runner-up:  Clucky

Best lurker
     Winner:  Tie between Thief and Zidone
     Runner-up:  Gri

Best mod
     Winner:  ME86
     Runner-up:  Tie between Zidone and Tec

Best new Boyager
     Winner:  Ace
     Runner-up:  Feyd

Best signature
     Winner: 
     Runner-up:  Not Sid

Best Silvertone post
     Winner: 

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     Runner-up:  Tie between all of them and

the War on Gender update

Best stream
     Winner:  All movie night streams
     Runner-up:  Tec's PJ party

Best streamed anime series
     Winner:  Cowboy Bebop
     Runner-up:  Tie between Neon Genesis Evangelion and Now and Then, Here and There

Best token homosexual
     Winner:  Tyler
     Runner-up:  Tie between Hippo and Nyerp

Best typo 
     Winner:  dipshdips
     Runner-up:  Tie between Muki and Cook 

Biggest weeaboo
     Winner:  Kaz
     Runner-up:  Bluaki

Boyager with the best taste in games
     Winner:  Nyerp
     Runner-up:  Zidone

Boyager with the best taste in music
     Winner:  Tie between Silvertone and Zidone
     Runner-up:  Kaz

Coolest Boyager
     Winner:  Tie between Silvertone and Boognish
     Runner-up:  Tie between Tolta, Kaz and YPR

Funniest Boyager
     Winner:  Not Sid
     Runner-up:  Silvertone

Geekiest Boyager
     Winner:  Bluaki
     Runner-up:  JMV

Least likely to win any other award
     Winner:  Tie Between The Oggmonster and C.Mongler
     Runner-up:  Tie between Tolta and Zyphet

Least missed
     Winner:  Slim
     Runner-up:  Kougraducky

Most changed
     Winner:  Det
     Runner-up:  Tie between Nyerp and Bluaki

Most manly
     Winner:  Kaz
     Runner-up:  Thyme

Most perverted
     Winner:  Kaz
     Runner-up:  Thyme

Post of the year
     Winner:  Clucky's really long post about the guy he met from 4dit/Redchan
     Runner-up: 

Boyager who should return
     Winner:  iCandy
     Runner-up:  Tie between Guff and Hippo

Boyager with the most annoying avatar
     Winner:  Rae
     Runner-up: Tie between Lawlz, Nyerp, Quaiowe and I_AM_A_PERSON--Yes, those are all the other options tied for second

Whiniest Boyager
     Winner:  Tie between Snowy and Felt
     Runner-up:  Hiro

Worst admin
     Winner:  JMV
     Runner-up:  Snorkel

Worst Boyager
     Winner:  Tie between Clucky, DP and Title
     Runner-up:  Tie between Snowy and Felt

Worst emote
     Winner: 
     Runner-up:  Tie between , and

Worst mod
     Winner:  Reaper
     Runner-up:  Steal

Worst new Boyager
     Winner:  COMBRADEBOB
     Runner-up:  Tie between Xana, Rex and Feyd

Best fucking Boyager
     Winner:  What the fuck even is this category, are you people high?
     Runner-up:  Not Sid

Best inactive Boyager
     Winner:  Rae
     Runner-up:  Tie between Hippo and Steal

Best new Boyah meme
     Winner:  Tie between Doodledong and
     Runner-up:  Biz Kaz Fri

Boyager everyone seems to forget exists
     Winner:  Josh, the kid with the South Park character in his avatar
     Runner-up:  Tie between Zyphet and Cam

Boyager most likely to be the last remaining Boyager one day
     Winner:  ME86
     Runner-up:  Tec

Boyager most likely to get dip shitted
     Winner:  DP
     Runner-up:  Tie between Felt, COMRADEBOB and Snowy

Boyager most likely to get promoted
     Winner:  DP to Defender of Doodledong
     Runner-up:  ME86

Boyager most likely to go to drug rehab
     Winner:  Strongbad
     Runner-up:  Felt

Boyager who most needs to get laid
     Winner:  Hiro
     Runner-up:  Tie between Thyme and Tec

Boyager with the best real life adventures
     Winner:  Applesauce
     Runner-up:  Tie between Clucky, Kaki and Kaz

Amanda Bynes Honorary Award for Constantly Saying Shit that Doesn't Matter
     Winner:  Tie between DP and Felt
     Runner-up:  Tie between clucky and Lacey

Most likely to become unexpectedly with their life
     Winner:  Kaz
     Runner-up:  Hiro

Most likely to commit suicide
     Winner:  Cloudflare
     Runner-up:  Tie between Hiro and Felt

Most thing ever
     Winner:  Uncharted 2 multiplayer nights
     Runner-up:  Shy Guys on Stilts

Two Boyagers everyone mixes up/are secretly the same person
     Winner:  ME86/Tec
     Runner-up:  Steal/Thief

Boyager most likely to slow down the Boyah Awards process
     Winner:  Hiro
     Runner-up:  Tec

Who everybody can relate to
     Winner:  Tie between Hiro, Snowy and Not Sid
     Runner-up:  Kaz

Most try-hard Boyager
     Winner:  DP
     Runner-up:  Tie between Snowy and Felt

Most vain Boyager
     Winner:  Clucky
     Runner-up:  DP

Loner award
     Winner:  Tie between ME86, Hiro and Nyerp
     Runner-up:  Tie between MIB and Guff

Best Boyager that can replicate Silvertone's posts award
     Winner:  Tie between Everyone and Burzumfan
     Runner-up:  Silvertone

Best Boyah Tumblr
     Winner:  Shit Boyah Says
     Runner-up:  notsid

Most likely to succeed 
     Winner:  Tie between Snorkel and YPR
     Runner-up:  Applesauce

Best new word/phrase
     Winner:  Doodledong
     Runner-up:  Tie between Privilege, Just what I thought, juice man and Krunchburned

Best creative-type
     Winner:  Tie between Snorkel, Rawl and Popsi
     Runner-up:  Tie between Lawlz, Socks, Hiro and Boognish

Unintentionally funniest Boyager
     Winner:  MIB
     Runner-up:  Snowy

Un-funniest Boyager
     Winner:  DP
     Runner-up:  Lawlz

Most Stylish 
     Winner: Tie between Kaki and Clucky
     Runner-up:  Tie between Hiro and Hippo

Smartest 
     Winner:  All of the Boyager college dropouts
     Runner-up:  Bluaki

Best Photos
     Winner:  Applesauce
     Runner-up:  Kaki

Kaz's Tumblr friend who should be invited to Boyah
     Winner:  2hushit
     Runner-up:  Tsoondere

Best ableist rant on Boyah
     Winner:

deaf people are all assholes

     Runner-up:  Go mash some potatoes in your asshole


Best Boyah Award category 
     Winner:  Most Thing Ever
     Runner-up:  Best Boyah Award Category

Most ableist Boyager
     Winner: Lawlz
     Runner-up:  Felt

Feminist Boyager
     Winner:  Echo
     Runner-up:  Vulpix

The most Jewish Boyager
     Winner:  Snowy
     Runner-up:  Kougraducky

The most degenerate Boyager
     Winner:  Clucky
     Runner-up:  Tie between Kaz and Lawlz

Boyager that belongs in the gulag
     Winner:  Clucky
     Runner-up:  Fireman32

Üntermensch poster boy(ager)
     Winner:  Clucky
     Runner-up:  Felt

Most cissexual Boyager
     Winner:  Socks
     Runner-up:  Tie between PQQU and Yoseph

Boyager that never checks their privilege 
     Winner:  Socks
     Runner-up:  Lawlz

Kitsch award
     Winner:  Hiro
     Runner-up:  Tie between Kaz and the '70s

Scapegoat award 
     Winner:  Boyager
     Runner-up:  ME86

Best/favorite part of the Boyah Awards process
     Winner:  Eating food
     Runner-up:  Tie between Nominating users, Jerking off to the completed Awards video, Editing Lean's new album into the finished video to completely mask the original audio on all awards and Nominating awards categories

Best emote that doesn't have its own code yet [aka emote that should be added]
     Winner: 
     Runner-up: 

Boyah meatup of the year

     Winner:  Hiro/Kaz
     Runner-up:  Tec/Popsi

This Boyager has milkshakes, but no yard, but has enough milkshakes to buy a yard
Winner: Kaz
Runner-up:  Tec

Boyager who takes the longest time finding their dick when going to a urinal
     Winner:  Bluaki
Runner-up:  Hime

Boyager that you think really feels like they need to be loved
     Winner:  Hiro
     Runner-up:  Snowy

Boyager you think would be most awkward to meet
     Winner:  Tie between Clucky and Bluaki
     Runner-up:  DP

Boyager most affected by patriarchy
     Winner:  Bluaki
     Runner-up:  Socks

Most oppressed Boyager
     Winner:  Hiro
     Runner-up:  Tec

Best new Boyah trend
     Winner:  Consistent Uncharting
     Runner-up:  Tie between Old members coming back, Tumblr and DP bannings/dipshittings

Favorite problem plaguing Boyah
     Winner:  The ever-inward crushing force of loneliness and despair
     Runner-up:  Tie between The rollercoaster that is DP, eval error and Closed registration

Most anime Boyager
     Winner:  Silvertone
     Runner-up:  Bluaki

Most likely to be in charge in the event of a [I]Lord of the Flies[/i] situation among Boyagers
     Winner:  Applesauce
     Runner-up:  YPR

Best potential autobiography 
     Winner:  MIB
     Runner-up:  Tie between Clucky and Applesauce

Gay
     Winner:  Boyah
     Runner-up:  ????

Amanda Bynes honorary award for most likely to peak early and enter an intense downward spiral
     Winner:  Sam
     Runner-up:  Snorkel

Smoothest Boyager
     Winner:  Boognish
     Runner-up:  Socks

Slickest Boyager
     Winner:  Snorkel
     Runner-up:  Yoseph's hair

Slimiest Boyager 
     Winner:  Clucky
     Runner-up:  Slim

Snakiest Boyager
     Winner:  ME86
     Runner-up:  Kaz

Most Sacrilegious Boyager
     Winner:  JMV
     Runner-up:  Snorkel

Worst East Coast Boyager
     Winner:  Clucky
     Runner-up:  Felt

Most judgemental cunt Boyager
     Winner:  Tie between Socks and lawlz
     Runner-up:  Felt

Boyager with the best knives
     Winner: Snorkel
     Runner-up:   Hiro

Boyager who should host Boyah Meat 2014
     Winner:  Applesauce
     Runner-up:  Tie between Kaz's mom, Hiro's family and Sam

Kaz's best asscheek
     Winner:  Whichever one he presents in his awards video
     Runner-up:  Tie between Spiritual and The left one on his Asuka figurine

Boyager who'd have the best smelling farts
     Winner:  Tec
     Runner-up:  Bluaki

Boyager with the worst farts
     Winner:  Tyler
     Runner-up:  Clucky

Boyager most likely to like the smell of their own farts
     Winner:  Lawlz
     Runner-up:  DP

Boyager most likely to shit himself farting
     Winner:  Lawlz
     Runner-up:  DP

Boyager you most want to hear fart during awards presentation 
     Winner:  Nobody
     Runner-up:  Not Sid vs Tyler

Best new Boyah feature
     Winner:  Tie between 3D cocksucking in real time and Tumblr integration
     Runner-up:  Lack of backward compatibility

Best Boyah
     Winner:  Circa 2011 Boyah
     Runner-up:  MPF

'Si se puede' award for completion of Boyah 2.0
     Winner:  I don't understand
     Runner-up:  Joe Biden

Best thing about old Boyah that didn't make it to 2.0
     Winner:  Posting
     Runner-up:  Boyah itself

Worst part of Boyah 2.0
     Winner:  The embedded MIDI cover of Metallica's 'Enter Sandman' that loops infinitely
     Runner-up: The Facebook integration  

Game of the Year
     Winner:  Tie between [I]Subbania[/i], [I]Monopoly[/i] and [I]Fire Emblem: Awakening[/i]
     Runner-up:  Tie between [I]Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon[/i] and [I]DotA 2[/i]

Album of the Year [Whoever read this off, no, I really don't care if any are still wrong.  Deal with it.]
     Winner:  Tie between The Seer - Swans, Expectation - Girl's Day and Tame Impala - Lonerism
     Runner-up:  Tie Between Buke & Gase - General Dome, The Parallax II: Future Sequence - Between the Buried and Me, Aufheben - The Brian Jonestown - Massacre, [I]MBV[/i] - My Bloody Valentine,  Good Kid, M.A.A.D City - Kendrick Lamar, Love This Giant - David Byrne and St. Vincent and D.A.I.S.Y Rage - Kitty Pryde

Movie of the Year
     Winner:  [I]Django Unchained[/i]
     Runner-up:  Tie between [I]The Hobbit[/I] and [I]Skyfall[/i] [/spoiler]

[ME##]

the formatting for the text version of the album of the year award is a mess and i apologise

[Totla]

Coolest Boyager
     Runner-up:  Tie between Tolta, Kaz and YPR

I'm as cool as Kaz. I'm so happy  :'(

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

jmv is best video

[??????]

i'd mistake strongbad as gay tbh
also you'd be really handsome if you'd lost weight and had appropriate facial hair @ notsid

DON'T TAKE IT AS AN INSULT

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

that video is a few months old i have since lost weight and shaved my face

[Nyerp]

LOL BEST TASTE IN GAMES also im not watching this i have homeeorepwwk

[ME##]

next year i am setting my sights on winning scapegoat

[silvertone]

someone should upload lawlz's video

[Snowy]

Did I just see David's face?

[Mando Pandango]

the timestamps alone made me laugh

[Andria]

Feminist Boyager
     Winner:  Echo
     Runner-up:  Vulpix

Thank you thank you 

[Mando Pandango]

did snowy show gina a pic of dp's doodledong

[ME##]

Did I just see David's face?

you saw strongbad's

[Commander Fuckass]

Omg David ur so adorable