4chan & reddit

[??????]

so i met some guy who browses 4chan's /b/ and is a frequent redditor some days ago.
he lives in the upper west side, where a lot of people loaded with dough live at.
he lived a couple of blocks away from a fairway market, my favorite market from having isles stacked high with vibrant organics and artificially brightened produce.

his home was lovely, the bathroom was what made it cool. two sterile elongated bulbs drowned the bathroom in an eerie blue glow. nothing in his medicine cabinet, except some dust bunnies.
his kitchen was decorated with small 3x5 inch prints of various pictures, all somehow linked to internet culture.
silvertone's avatar was even there, and various other anime cartoons and 4chan memes.
"who would print these out?"
it was a real life tumblr ink-jet collage and pasted onto someone's kitchen wall, somewhere in manhattan.

he made me gin and tonic, handed me some pistachios
we spoke about gender and sexuality
he liked me
i was indifferent, i thought the gin was too strong and soured badly with the tonic, whatever it could have been. not sprite, but i wish it was.
we spoke some more, autism, 'reddit', things i didn't really particularly cared about but had experiences with them.
he took out a jar from underneath his white-polished counters.
it was a very large piece of fine bud, i was somewhat curious.
but not really.
the printed photos of reaction images pinned to his wall in some sort of artistic college stirred more of my attention.
it even had cracky-chan on there.
"do you know who this girl is? she looks kinda young"
"that's cracky-chan, from '05 or something. she has bad teeth"

we went into his living room, velvet carpet padded down the floors, thick canvas cascaded down his tall windows, and a very sensual chair in the middle of it all.
of course, i've sat on the chair, placing my drink near its foot and eating more pistachios, even if i didn't really like them.
and we spoke, while he brought out his bong
it was glassy, with a chamber stuffed with ice shavings
and he warned me that people usually choke
so he threw me a stripped patten pillow to snuffle out my wheezing
but it never happened

3 tokes, and i was sky high
we watched car videos, some car series that aired in the UK
i tried to introject and understand how he found cars so visually appealing, what hid in their curvature that excited him
but i couldn't find anything
so i gave mirrored smiles and waned interest

fast forward, we departed
and suddenly he planted his mouth on mine
my eyes rolled to the left, staring at silvertone's anime girl picture while he did so
"who the hell does this, especially in a rich area like this? i can't remember her goddamn name, i wonder if that shit bluaki knows"
and we've departed, where i spent the night at fairway market at 12:49 am finding some pomegrante keifer and avocados to take home to the west village

now he's texting me wanted to 'take it further'
and i don't really want to
because it's weird
what do i do?!?

i'm afraid he'd hate me but i don't want that to happen
i never met someone who browses 4chan in their 30s
his nervousness repulses me lol

[silvertone]

u found the Internet Marquess

[??????]

u found the Internet Marquess

lol YES
he was exactly i would have pictured someone that frequents reddit
also i just visited him for the free drugs
i didn't know he was "bi-curious" as he said when we spoke about gender and sexuality lolol

do i like him as a person, or do i just like his food
REAL QUESTIONS
how can i reject him and not 'friend-zone' him even though this is exactly what i'm doing
i feel so guilty and bad because he's someone from the internet
unlike normal people since they can get over a rejection fairly quick

[silvertone]

be careful. he might make a rage comic out of U

[PLEASEHELP1991]

btw clucky, the girl in silvertone's avatar is mugi from k-on!

[Nyerp]

maybe this wouldn't happen if you didn't use 30-somethings for drugs

[bluaki]

my eyes rolled to the left, staring at silvertone's anime girl picture while he did so
"who the hell does this, especially in a rich area like this? i can't remember her goddamn name, i wonder if that shit bluaki knows"

the current one is kotobuki tsumugi (or just "mugi") from k-on!
or if you were thinking of silvertone's previous avatar (one with brown hair), that was hirasawa yui, also from k-on!

and yes, I remember their full names

[Daddy]

did he have a neckbeard and hate women and wear fedorae

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

not related but i met scissor chan in asheville she was a who ore

[ncba93ivyase]

did he have a neckbeard and hate women and wear fedorae

jim v you really need to stay away from srs and all related subs

any points they make in their non-circlejerking subs only seem "valid" because they invisibly delete any posts that are contrary to their own

[Totla]

4chan sucks but reddit sucks a lot more

[??????]

be careful. he might make a rage comic out of U

Worst nIghetmare

did he have a neckbeard and hate women and wear fedorae

lol
he hated women and was borderline misogynist and i really really hoped he doesn't have a fedora hidden somewhere
but i have met those type of people before
he had a neckbeard, used phrases like 'tsundere" in real life, and thought fedoras were cool
except he was skinny as fuck

he ~hated~ me so much <3

jim v you really need to stay away from srs and all related subs

any points they make in their non-circlejerking subs only seem "valid" because they invisibly delete any posts that are contrary to their own

user banned for this post

[silvertone]

saying 'tsundere' irl is cool

[??????]

saying 'tsundere' irl is cool

only if U r cool 2 begin with

[Snowy]

when did he spread your buttcheeks and go balls deep