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[silvertone]

hi hi

[Kalahari Inkantation]

hello

[Mondegreen]

ether.

[Unknown Entity]

O. Hi Matt.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

be sure to let all your friends know that they're safe and welcome here

[Samus Aran]

[AegisReflector]

Holy shit, Kineti-kun! It's been a while, man!

Funny how we meet again on a place as foreign as this.   

[Kalahari Inkantation]

and on that note, we're sure you'll have a fun time discovering our vast collection of expressive emotes

[AegisReflector]

I do not understand this country's way of expressing ones self through goofy imagery. 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

You'll come to love them in time.

[AegisReflector]

But is your offerings enough to make me stay? 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

That's what I'm hoping for.

[Samus Aran]

and on that note, we're sure you'll have a fun time discovering our vast collection of expressive emotes

[Kalahari Inkantation]

A classic.

[AegisReflector]

But this place is so strange for my delicate self to handle. I'm afraid you all will corrupt my mind to do terrible things.

How will I know if Kefka is out to slip in a mickey in my martini and as his revenge for me calling him such ugly names, he decides to put his 1mm dick inside my gigantic sensitive pooper? I don't feel safe....ON HIS TURF. He could make me swallow a whole bottle of Viagra, or make me spread caramel all over my naked body for him to lick off!

I'm telling you, I need protection!! Will this place offer that with its veteran being a sexual deviant???!?!?!

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH  >_<'