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[AegisReflector]

But this place is so strange for my delicate self to handle. I'm afraid you all will corrupt my mind to do terrible things.

How will I know if Kefka is out to slip in a mickey in my martini and as his revenge for me calling him such ugly names, he decides to put his 1mm dick inside my gigantic sensitive pooper? I don't feel safe....ON HIS TURF. He could make me swallow a whole bottle of Viagra, or make me spread caramel all over my naked body for him to lick off!

I'm telling you, I need protection!! Will this place offer that with its veteran being a sexual deviant???!?!?!

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH  >_<'

[Nyerp]

what

[Kalahari Inkantation]

But this place is so strange for my delicate self to handle. I'm afraid you all will corrupt my mind to do terrible things.

How will I know if Kefka is out to slip in a mickey in my martini and as his revenge for me calling him such ugly names, he decides to put his 1mm dick inside my gigantic sensitive pooper? I don't feel safe....ON HIS TURF. He could make me swallow a whole bottle of Viagra, or make me spread caramel all over my naked body for him to lick off!

I'm telling you, I need protection!! Will this place offer that with its veteran being a sexual deviant???!?!?!

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH  >_<'

Well, you're probably safer than you were on MPF when he was a mod, at least.

[AegisReflector]

what

Well, you're probably safer than you were on MPF when he was a mod, at least.

I think I was banned at the time by our past tyrannical owner for calling him a fruitcake.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Well, know that there's generally very little tyranny occurring here.

[spoiler]

...except maybe by my own hands [/spoiler]

[Kalahari Inkantation]

see, you're already getting the hang of it

[AegisReflector]

Some of you seem nice enough but my past experience here around two years ago wasn't exactly the best (I was trolling but not really but really but not really but just kind of exploring but not really trolling but yeah) plus Kefka here might call me a neckbeard brony manchild for no reason other than to piss me off which can get annoying.

But I like the part about the staff not being bi-polar psychonauts, at least. Well, maybe just psychonauts, but not bi-polar.

[Samus Aran]

the "staff" here is pretty much just the most active users, at least as far as our mods are concerned

we so very rarely have anything to actually moderate. we're just normal members almost all of the time.

as for our two admins, they're not any more distant either. but they're around less than the mods.

[AegisReflector]

Sounds good enough to me as long as I'm not banned for saying "poopy mcpoopdick" or other insignificant reasons.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

and because we have such an abundance of active mods (as opposed to just one or two), it really is unlikely that you'll be experiencing any "tyranny" here, unless you have some strange definition of tyranny lol

a full list of current staff members can be found here

[AegisReflector]

Holy shit, that's a lot of members lol.

Well, tyranny is basically being bi-polar and banning anybody who is on their enemies list. Not because the people have done anything wrong, but the admin just wants to watch the world burn (*ahem*TT*ahem*

[Mando Pandango]

if anything, our mods let the world burn by letting people do whateverthefuck

[Mando Pandango]

why is reaper still top-level mod

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Holy shit, that's a lot of members lol.

Well, tyranny is basically being bi-polar and banning anybody who is on their enemies list. Not because the people have done anything wrong, but the admin just wants to watch the world burn (*ahem*TT*ahem*

boyah's mods are quite lenient, in all honesty you're unlikely to even have so much as a post deleted regardless of its content

as long as you're not posting pure spam or pure flaming, you'll all be fine

[AegisReflector]

Alright, I'm sold.

Now bring out the hookers.