mind-altering substances (Update: Being old)

[Mando Pandango]

Zero, unless constant exposure to tobacky smoke during my younger years counts.

I find this fairly surprising.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

And North Carolina water. Or wherever the hell you live.

lmao we dont drink water in the south

[[hedy]Zidone]

Zero, unless constant exposure to tobacky smoke during my younger years counts.

I find this fairly surprising.

i get high on life

[Mando Pandango]

life is my anti-[glow=black,2,300]boyah[/glow]

[snoorkel]

Zero, unless constant exposure to tobacky smoke during my younger years counts.

that's the time when you are most vulnerable to second-, third-, and fourth-hand smoke

[Socks]

lmao we dont drink water in the south

Probably a good policy to have, actually.

[Snowy]

Zero, unless constant exposure to tobacky smoke during my younger years counts.

that's the time when you are most vulnerable to second-, third-, and fourth-hand smoke

both my parents are smokers. Am I going to die?

[Walter]

Zero, unless constant exposure to tobacky smoke during my younger years counts.

that's the time when you are most vulnerable to second-, third-, and fourth-hand smoke

both my parents are smokers. Am I going to die?

You are already dead. You're current form is nothing but a shell of your former existence.

[PLEASEHELP1991]

my aunt made me sip a bit of her wine when i was eight
it tasted horrible

[Socks]

All alcohol tastes terrible, it is poison, mixed drinks don't count, those are just fads that no righteous person would consume. But how it makes you feel is what's important.

[strongbad]

All alcohol tastes terrible, it is poison, mixed drinks don't count, those are just fads that no righteous person would consume. But how it makes you feel is what's important.

i dont really like how alcohol makes me feel anymore

[Socks]

i dont really like how alcohol makes me feel anymore

that's ok we still have candy.

[piano moths]

i didn't like alcohol for a while until i moved a place with a much colder climate/higher altitude and its way more fun lol. but you guys all probably live in cooler places with high altitudes.

[Socks]

If you mean metaphorically then yes, I occupy the dim and frozen corners of the interstellar void.

[YPrrrr]

i didn't like alcohol for a while until i moved a place with a much colder climate/higher altitude and its way more fun lol. but you guys all probably live in cooler places with high altitudes.

Low altitude, but it's Wisconsin soooo yeah, cold