i want a hot tub

[LCK]

seriously.
of all of the trivial, materialistic things in the world, this is the only thing i think i truly want. so many days. so many times. so many hours where i wish i could just be soaking in warm fucking water.
sure, showers are great. i love em. so much. honestly one of the greatest times of my day, no joke at all.
but i want to just sit in a fucking hot tub and fucking live. do you know how fucking great that would feel. fuuuuccckk.

[Commander Fuckass]

salt water hot tubs are best.

[PLEASEHELP1991]

i want a bathtub...

[Hensa]

watch out! if you use it too much you could scramble your eggs, if you know what i mean.

[snoorkel]

watch out! if you use it too much you could scramble your eggs, if you know what i mean.

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well then how to fishes do it.

[Socks]

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well then how to fishes do it.

their eggs are inside, ours dangle on the outside.

[Travis]

their eggs are inside, ours dangle on the outside.

proof?

[silvertone]

neuter yourself by chillin in a hot tub.

[Hensa]

i knew fish had balls

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

I want a hot tub
One that won't make me sick
One that won't make me crash my car
Brushing bubbles by my dick

I want a hot tub
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red

One that won't make me nervous
Wonderin' what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you  

[Socks]

proof?

your own body is too hot that is why your balls hang on the outside on a fleshy patch.
you ever think of how inefficient and compromising that is?

[Clara Listensprechen]

hot tub
cold beer
warm towel
All Temperature Cheer.

[Socks]

hot tub
cold beer
warm towel
All Temperature Cheer.

marry me

[Clara Listensprechen]

Oh my. I'm spoken for, sorry. 

[Socks]

Oh my. I'm spoken for, sorry. 

this is always my luck.