i want a hot tub

[Patrick Stickles]

my buddy got a hot tub once

then he fucking moved away to the other side of the country like 3 months afterwards

didn't even fucking take the hot tub with them

who gets a hot tub and then moves?

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

An old friend's parents had this absolutely incredible home perched on this lake and had a hot tub on a patio overlooking the whole thing. I could have died in there, completely happy.