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[ME##]

Taavet Domestic Statistics
Government Category:   Empire
Government Priority:   Defence
Economic Rating:   Frightening
Civil Rights Rating:   Excellent
Political Freedoms:   Below Average
Income Tax Rate:   35%
Consumer Confidence Rate:   107%
Worker Enthusiasm Rate:   101%
Major Industry:   Uranium Mining
National Animal:   Cougar

oh my god, these are beautiful

also this is beautiful

Taavet White Market Statistics ?
Gross Domestic Product:   $19,513,500,000,000.00
GDP Per Capita:   $41,081.05
Average Salary Per Employee:   $71,320.17
Unemployment Rate:   2.62%
Consumption:   $11,678,313,873,408.00
Exports:   $2,293,337,506,816.00
Imports:   $2,277,797,265,408.00
Trade Net:   15,540,241,408.00

well mostly

[ME##]

nice black market, ypr

[Mando Pandango]

Holy shit, my economy is "thriving." That's the best it's ever been.

[YPrrrr]

nice black market, ypr

my country hates me lately

[ME##]

my country hates me lately

but your criminals make an excellent living, at least

[Andria]

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

i am proud to be the most influential psychotic dictatorship in the land

[don't let's]

"Where does it end?" asks a notoriously crotchety old man. "We give these foreigners their king back and before you know it people will be coming out of the woodwork demanding their relics back." He pauses to hack something up into a handkerchief. "What we need to do is send a message. A message that will stop anyone else from asking for their artifacts back. We need to publicly destroy the king to let Maxtopia know we won't take any of their guff!"

[YPrrrr]

Smallest unemployment for Jhut Bolokia

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Smallest unemployment for Jhut Bolokia

[YPrrrr]

314th lowest in the world

[ME##]

Smallest unemployment for Jhut Bolokia

[Kalahari Inkantation]

taxes...getting......higher.................

a week ago they were a mere 35%

[ME##]

why are my political freedoms in a tailspin?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

as expected, i've destroyed my unemployment percentage and taxes have skyrocketed, but i now have the highest gdp/capita

[spoiler]now we'll see how long it takes to ruin this as well [/spoiler]