Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[ME##]

My economy was upgraded to "Frightening" and yet it remains at 96

it's nice to see somebody finally challenging me

[YPrrrr]

it's nice to see somebody finally challenging me

Damn fucking straight

Unemployment is at 3.86%, Imma comin'

[ME##]

Damn fucking straight

Unemployment is at 3.86%, Imma comin'

i'm going to laugh when it spikes tomorrow

[don't let's]

"Hah! Like that will work!" snorts Xu O'Bannon, Minister of Waste Disposal and Sanitation. "They'll just come after the rest of us and destroy the government from the bottom up! No, we need to go even further - reinforce the Parliament! We'll turn Iron Fire City into an impenetrable fortress! Robot bodyguards, food tasters... no expense should be spared! We should all do our jobs through a complex network of computers so we never have to leave the safety of our offices again!"

[ME##]

lol the gap between the two least safe countries in boyahland [tec's and mine] is ridiculous

[Thyme]

[ME##]

this is horrifying

[silvertone]

that is Beautiful

[Kalahari Inkantation]

3 hours ago: Unistasia was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Capitalizt".

.......what have i done....................

[Andria]

.......what have i done....................

if it makes you feel any better

I went from left wing utopia to liberal democratic socialists to new york times democracy to Liberal Democratic Socialists over the course of the last ~4 days

[Thyme]

well, all these repeat issues seem to be a nice cue to stop playing

[ME##]

well, all these repeat issues seem to be a nice cue to stop playing

goodbye, thymia

[Kalahari Inkantation]

We'll miss you. :'(

[Thyme]

>mfw i still keep playing

[don't let's]

I finally start to excel