Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Kalahari Inkantation]

my unemployment is currently the lowest in boyahland

i wonder how long this will last before i screw it up

[ME##]

my unemployment is currently the lowest in boyahland

i wonder how long this will last before i screw it up

at least i still have my gdp

[Mando Pandango]

Oh hey, now I have 39% ritual sacrifice AND 1% suicide while in police custody

cool

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i remember when my trade deficit would be in the negative billions for days at a time

today i have a surplus of about $150 billion

[ME##]

i remember when my trade deficit would be in the negative billions for days at a time

today i have a surplus of about $150 billion

[Mando Pandango]

Popsiclasia's football fans are outraged after the nation's bid to host an important regional competition was rejected. The reason? Popsiclasia's football fields are slightly shorter than the international standard.

I thought I banned sports, you fuckasses.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

This is neat.

[ME##]

Taavet Domestic Statistics
Government Category:   Empire
Government Priority:   Defence
Economic Rating:   Frightening
Civil Rights Rating:   Excellent
Political Freedoms:   Below Average
Income Tax Rate:   35%
Consumer Confidence Rate:   107%
Worker Enthusiasm Rate:   101%
Major Industry:   Uranium Mining
National Animal:   Cougar

oh my god, these are beautiful

also this is beautiful

Taavet White Market Statistics ?
Gross Domestic Product:   $19,513,500,000,000.00
GDP Per Capita:   $41,081.05
Average Salary Per Employee:   $71,320.17
Unemployment Rate:   2.62%
Consumption:   $11,678,313,873,408.00
Exports:   $2,293,337,506,816.00
Imports:   $2,277,797,265,408.00
Trade Net:   15,540,241,408.00

well mostly

[ME##]

nice black market, ypr

[Mando Pandango]

Holy shit, my economy is "thriving." That's the best it's ever been.

[YPrrrr]

nice black market, ypr

my country hates me lately

[ME##]

my country hates me lately

but your criminals make an excellent living, at least

[Andria]

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

i am proud to be the most influential psychotic dictatorship in the land

[don't let's]

"Where does it end?" asks a notoriously crotchety old man. "We give these foreigners their king back and before you know it people will be coming out of the woodwork demanding their relics back." He pauses to hack something up into a handkerchief. "What we need to do is send a message. A message that will stop anyone else from asking for their artifacts back. We need to publicly destroy the king to let Maxtopia know we won't take any of their guff!"